说罢，鼹鼠把椅子拉到餐桌旁，埋头大嚼起冷口条来。蟾蜍呢，到底不失绅士风度，把一肚子嫉妒抛在一边，诚心诚意地说：“亲爱的鼹鼠，实在谢谢你啦，感谢你今晚的辛苦劳累，特别要感谢你今早的聪明机智！”獾听了很高兴，说：“我勇敢的蟾蜍说得好呀！”于是，他们欢天喜地心满意足地吃完了晚饭，立刻上楼，钻进干净的被窝，睡觉去了。他们安安稳稳地睡在蟾蜍祖传的房子里，这是他们以无比的勇气、高超的韬略和娴熟地运用棍棒夺回的。
The following morning, Toad, who had overslept himself as usual, came down to breakfast disgracefully late, and found on the table a certain quantity of egg-shells, some fragments of cold and leathery toast, a Coffee-pot three-fourths empty, and really very little else; which did not tend to improve his temper, considering that, after all, it was his own house. Through the French windows of the breakfast-room he could see the Mole and the Water Rat sitting in wicker-chairs out on the lawn, evidently telling each other stories; roaring with laughter and kicking their short legs up in the air. The Badger, who was in an arm-chair and deep in the morning paper, merely looked up and nodded when Toad entered the room. But Toad knew his man, so he sat down and made the best breakfast he could, merely observing to himself that he would get square with the others sooner or later. When he had nearly finished, the Badger looked up and remarked rather shortly: ‘I’m sorry, Toad, but I’m afraid there’s a heavy morning’s work in front of you. You see, we really ought to have a Banquet at once, to celebrate this affair. It’s expected of you—in fact, it’s the rule.’
第二天早上，蟾蜍照例睡过了头，下楼来吃早饭时，晚得不成体统。他发现，桌上只剩下一堆蛋壳，几片冰凉的发皮了的烤面包，咖啡壶里空了四分之三，别的就没什么了。这叫他挺来气，因为不管怎么说，这是他自己的家呀！透过餐厅的法式长窗，他看见鼹鼠和河鼠坐在草坪里的藤椅上，笑得前仰后合，两双小短腿在空中乱踢蹬，分明是在讲故事。獾呢，他坐在扶手椅上，聚精会神在读晨报。蟾蜍进屋时，他只抬眼冲他点了点头。蟾蜍深知他的为人，只好坐下来，凑合着吃一顿算了，只是暗自嘟囔着，早晚要跟他们算帐。他快吃完时，獾抬起头来，简短地说：“对不起，蟾蜍，不过今天上午你恐怕会有好些活要干。你瞧，咱们应该马上举行一次宴会，，来庆祝这件大事。这事必须你来办，这是规矩。”
‘O, all right!’ said the Toad, readily. ‘Anything to oblige. Though why on earth you should want to have a Banquet in the morning I cannot understand. But you know I do not live to please myself, but merely to find out what my friends want, and then try and arrange it for ‘em, you dear old Badger!’
“嗯，好吧！”蟾蜍欣然答道。“只要你高兴，一切遵命。只是我不明白，举行宴会为什么非得在上午不可。不过，我这个人活着，不是为自己过得快活，而只是为了知道朋友们需要什么，尽力去满足他们，你这亲爱的老獾头哟！”
‘Don’t pretend to be stupider than you really are,’ replied the Badger, crossly; ‘and don’t chuckle and splutter in your Coffee while you’re talking; it’s not manners. What I mean is, the Banquet will be at night, of course, but the invitations will have to be written and got off at once, and you’ve got to write ‘em. Now, sit down at that table—there’s stacks of letter-paper on it, with “Toad Hall” at the top in blue and gold—and write invitations to all our friends, and if you stick to it we shall get them out before luncheon. And I’LL bear a hand, too; and take my share of the burden. I’LL order the Banquet.’
“别装傻了，”獾不高兴地说。“而且，不要一边说话，一边把咖啡嘬得吱吱喳喳响，这不礼貌。我是说，宴会当然要在晚上举行，可是请柬得马上写好发出去，这就得由你来办。现在就坐到那张书桌前，桌上有一叠信笺，信笺上印有蓝色和金色的‘蟾宫’字样，给咱们所有的朋友写邀请信。要是你不停地写，那么在午饭前，咱们就能把信发出去。我也要帮忙，分担部分劳务，宴会由我来操办。”
‘What!’ cried Toad, dismayed. ‘Me stop indoors and write a lot of rotten letters on a jolly morning like this, when I want to go around my property, and set everything and everybody to rights, and swagger about and enjoy myself! Certainly not! I’ll be—I’ll see you----Stop a minute, though! Why, of course, dear Badger! What is my pleasure or convenience compared with that of others! You wish it done, and it shall be done. Go, Badger, order the Banquet, order what you like; then join our young friends outside in their innocent mirth, oblivious of me and my cares and toils. I sacrifice this fair morning on the altar of duty and friendship!’
“什么！”蟾蜍苦着脸说。“这么美好的早晨，要我关在屋里写一堆劳什子的信！我想在我的庄园里四处转转，整顿整顿所有的东西、所有的人，摆摆架子，痛快痛快！不干！我要，我要看……不过，等一等，当然我要干，亲爱的獾！我自己的快乐或方便，比起别人的快乐和方便，又算得了什么！既然你要我这么办，我照办就是。獾，你去筹备宴会吧，随你想预订什么菜都行。然后到外面去和我们的年轻朋友们一道说说笑笑，忘了我，忘了我的忧愁和劳苦吧！为了神圣的职责和友谊，我甘愿牺牲这美好的早晨！”
The Badger looked at him very suspiciously, but Toad’s frank, open countenance made it difficult to suggest any unworthy motive in this change of attitude. He quitted the room, accordingly, in the direction of the kitchen, and as soon as the door had closed behind him, Toad hurried to the writing-table. A fine idea had occurred to him while he was talking. He WOULD write the invitations; and he would take care to mention the leading part he had taken in the fight, and how he had laid the Chief Weasel flat; and he would hint at his adventures, and what a career of triumph he had to tell about; and on the fly-leaf he would set out a sort of a programme of entertainment for the evening—something like this, as he sketched it out in his head:--
獾疑惑地望着蟾蜍，可蟾蜍那直率坦诚的表情，很难使他想到这种突然转变的背后，会有什么不良的动机。于是他离开餐厅，向厨房走去。门刚关上，蟾蜍就急忙奔书桌去。他一定要写邀请信，一定不忘提到他在那场战斗中所起的主导作用，提到他怎样把黄鼠狼头子打翻在地；他还要略略提到他的历险，他那战无不胜的经历，有多少可说的呀。在请柬的空白页上，他还要开列晚宴的余兴节目。他在脑子里打着这样一个腹稿：
SPEECH . . . . BY TOAD.
(There will be other speeches by TOAD during the evening.)
ADDRESS . . . BY TOAD
SYNOPSIS—Our Prison System—the Waterways of Old England—
Horse-dealing, and how to deal—Property, its rights and its duties—
Back to the Land—A Typical English Squire.
SONG . . . . BY TOAD. (Composed by himself.) OTHER COMPOSITIONS .
BY TOAD
will be sung in the course of the evening by the . . . COMPOSER.
《讲演》
——蟾蜍作
（晚宴期间，蟾蜍还要作其他讲话）
《致词》
《学术报告》——我们的监狱制度——古老英国的水道——马匹交易及其方法——财产、产权与义务——荣归故里典型的英国乡绅。
《歌曲》
（本人自编）
《其他歌曲》
在晚宴期间由词曲作者本人演唱。
The idea pleased him mightily, and he worked very hard and got all the letters finished by noon, at which hour it was reported to him that there was a small and rather bedraggled weasel at the door, inquiring timidly whether he could be of any service to the gentlemen. Toad swaggered out and found it was one of the prisoners of the previous evening, very respectful and anxious to please. He patted him on the head, shoved the bundle of invitations into his paw, and told him to cut along quick and deliver them as fast as he could, and if he liked to come back again in the evening, perhaps there might be a shilling for him, or, again, perhaps there mightn’t; and the poor weasel seemed really quite grateful, and hurried off eagerly to do his mission.
这个想法，使他大为得意，于是他努力写信，到中午时分，所有的信都写完了。这时，有人通报说，门口来了一只身材瘦小衣着槛褛的黄鼠狼，怯生生地问他能不能为先生们效劳。蟾蜍大摇大摆地走出去瞧，原来是头天晚上被俘的一只黄鼠狼，现在正必恭必敬地巴望讨他的欢心哩。蟾蜍拍了拍他的脑袋，把那一沓子邀请信塞在他爪子里，吩咐他抄近道，火速把信送出去。要是他愿意晚上再来，也许给他一先令酬劳，也许没有。可怜的黄鼠狼受宠若惊，匆匆赶去执行任务了。
When the other animals came back to luncheon, very boisterous and breezy after a morning on the river, the Mole, whose conscience had been pricking him, looked doubtfully at Toad, expecting to find him sulky or depressed. Instead, he was so uppish and inflated that the Mole began to suspect something; while the Rat and the Badger exchanged significant glances.
另三只动物在河上消磨了一上午，欢欢喜喜谈笑风生地回来吃午饭：鼹鼠觉得有些对不住蟾蜍，不放心地望着他，生怕他会是一脸愠色、郁郁不乐。谁知，蟾蜍竟是一副盛气凌人、趾高气扬的样子。鼹鼠不禁纳闷，感到其中必有缘由。河鼠和獾，则会心地互换了一下眼色。
As soon as the meal was over, Toad thrust his paws deep into his trouser-pockets, remarked casually, ‘Well, look after yourselves, you fellows! Ask for anything you want!’ and was swaggering off in the direction of the garden, where he wanted to think out an idea or two for his coming speeches, when the Rat caught him by the arm.
上午饭刚吃完，蟾蜍就把双爪深深插进裤兜，漫不经心地说：“好吧，伙计们，你们自己照顾自己吧，需要什么，只管吩咐！”说罢，就大摇大摆朝花园走去。他要在那里好好构思一下今晚的演说内容。这时，河鼠抓住了他的胳臂。
Toad rather suspected what he was after, and did his best to get away; but when the Badger took him firmly by the other arm he began to see that the game was up. The two animals conducted him between them into the small smoking-room that opened out of the entrance-hall, shut the door, and put him into a chair. Then they both stood in front of him, while Toad sat silent and regarded them with much suspicion and ill-humour.
蟾蜍立刻猜到河鼠的来意，想要挣脱；可是当獾紧紧抓住他的另一只胳臂时，他明白，事情败露了。两只动物架着他，带到那间通向门厅的小吸烟室，关上门，把他按在椅子上。然后，他俩都站在他前面，蟾蜍则一言不发地坐着，心怀鬼胎、没好气地望着他们。
‘Now, look here, Toad,’ said the Rat. ‘It’s about this Banquet, and very sorry I am to have to speak to you like this. But we want you to understand clearly, once and for all, that there are going to be no speeches and no songs. Try and grasp the fact that on this occasion we’re not arguing with you; we’re just telling you.’
“听着，蟾蜍，”河鼠说，“是有关宴会的事。很抱歉，我不得不这样跟你说话。不过，我们希望你明白，宴会上不搞讲演，不搞唱歌。你要放清醒些，我们不是和你讨论，而是通知你这个决定。”
Toad saw that he was trapped. They understood him, they saw through him, they had got ahead of him. His pleasant dream was shattered.
蟾蜍知道，自己落进了圈套。他们了解他，把他看得透透的。他们抢在了他头里。他的美梦破灭了。
‘Mayn’t I sing them just one LITTLE song?’ he pleaded piteously.
“我能不能就唱一支小歌？”他可怜巴巴地央求道。
‘No, not ONE little song,’ replied the Rat firmly, though his heart bled as he noticed the trembling lip of the poor disappointed Toad. “不行，一支小歌也不能唱，”河鼠坚定地说，尽管他看到可怜的蟾蜍那颤抖的嘴唇，也怪心疼的。
‘It’s no good, Toady; you know well that your songs are all conceit and boasting and vanity; and your speeches are all self-praise and— and—well, and gross exaggeration and—and----‘
“那没好处，小蟾儿；你很清楚，你的歌全是自吹自擂，你的讲话全是自我炫耀，全是全是全是粗鄙的夸张，全是全是——”
‘And gas,’ put in the Badger, in his common way.
“胡吹，”獾干脆地说。
‘It’s for your own good, Toady,’ went on the Rat. ‘You know you MUST turn over a new leaf sooner or later, and now seems a splendid time to begin; a sort of turning-point in your career. Please don’t think that saying all this doesn’t hurt me more than it hurts you.’
“小蟾儿，这是为你好呀，”河鼠继续说。“你知道，你早晚得洗心革面，而现在正是重敲锣鼓另开张的大好时机，是你一生的转折点。请相信，说这话，我心里也不好受，一点不比你好受。”
Toad remained a long while plunged in thought. At last he raised his head, and the traces of strong emotion were visible on his features. ‘You have conquered, my friends,’ he said in broken accents. ‘It was, to be sure, but a small thing that I asked—merely leave to blossom and expand for yet one more evening, to let myself go and hear the tumultuous applause that always seems to me—somehow—to bring out my best qualities. However, you are right, I know, and I am wrong. Hence forth I will be a very different Toad. My friends, you shall never have occasion to blush for me again. But, O dear, O dear, this is a hard world!’
蟾蜍沉思了良久。最后，他抬起头，脸上显出深深动情的神色。“我的朋友们，你们赢了，”他断断续续地说。“其实，我的要求很小很小，只不过是让我再尽情表现和发挥一个晚上，让我放手表演一番，听听那雷鸣般的掌声，因为我觉得，那掌声似乎体现了我最好的品德。不过，你们是对的，而我错了。从今以后，我一定要重新做人。朋友们，你们再也不会为我脸红了。唉，老天爷，做人真难哪！”
And, pressing his handkerchief to his face, he left the room, with faltering footsteps.
说完，他用手帕捂住脸，踉踉跄跄地走出房间。
‘Badger,’ said the Rat, ‘_I_ feel like a brute; I wonder what YOU feel like?’
“獾，”河鼠说，“我觉得自己简直是个狠心狼；不知道你感觉怎样？”
‘O, I know, I know,’ said the Badger gloomily. ‘But the thing had to be done. This good fellow has got to live here, and hold his own, and be respected. Would you have him a common laughing-stock, mocked and jeered at by stoats and weasels?’
“是啊，我明白，我明白，”獾忧郁地说。“可我们非这样做不可。这位好好先生必须在这儿住下去，站稳脚跟，受人尊敬。难道你愿意看着他成为大伙儿的笑柄，被白鼬和黄鼠狼奚落吗？”
‘Of course not,’ said the Rat. ‘And, talking of weasels, it’s lucky we came upon that little weasel, just as he was setting out with Toad’s invitations. I suspected something from what you told me, and had a look at one or two; they were simply disgraceful. I confiscated the lot, and the good Mole is now sitting in the blue boudoir, filling up plain, simple invitation cards.’
“当然不，”河鼠说。“说到黄鼠狼；那只给蟾蜍送信的小黄鼠狼，碰巧被咱们遇上了，真够运气的。我从你的话里，猜到这里准有文章，就抽查了一两封信。果然，那些信简直写得活现眼。我把它们全没收了，好鼹鼠这会儿正坐在梳妆室里，填写简单明了的请帖哩。”
At last the hour for the banquet began to draw near, and Toad, who on leaving the others had retired to his bedroom, was still sitting there, melancholy and thoughtful. His brow resting on his paw, he pondered long and deeply. Gradually his countenance cleared, and he began to smile long, slow smiles. Then he took to giggling in a shy, self-conscious manner. At last he got up, locked the door, drew the curtains across the windows, collected all the chairs in the room and arranged them in a semicircle, and took up his position in front of them, swelling visibly. Then he bowed, coughed twice, and, letting himself go, with uplifted voice he sang, to the enraptured audience that his imagination so clearly saw.
举行宴会的时间快到了。蟾蜍一直离开朋友们，独自躲到他的卧室里，这时还坐在那儿，闷闷不乐，苦苦思索。他用爪子撑住额头，久久地凝想。渐渐地，他面色开朗起来，脸上缓缓露出笑意。然后，他有点害羞地、难为情地格格笑了起来。末了，他站起来，锁上房门，拉上窗帘，把房里所有的椅子摆成一个半圆形，自己立在正前方，身子涨得鼓鼓的。然后，他鞠了一躬，咳了两声，对着想象中的兴高采烈的观众，放开嗓子唱起来。
TOAD’S LAST LITTLE SONG!
《蟾蜍的最后一支小歌》
The Toad—came—home! There was panic in the parlours and bowling in the halls, There was crying in the cow-sheds and shrieking in the stalls, When the Toad—came—Home!
When the Toad—came—home! There was smashing in of window and crashing in of door, There was chivvying of weasels that fainted on the floor, When the Toad—came—Home!
Bang! go the drums! The trumpeters are tooting and the soldiers are saluting, And the cannon they are shooting and the motor-cars are hooting, As the—Hero—comes!
Shout—Hoo-ray! And let each one of the crowd try and shout it very loud, In honour of an animal of whom you’re justly proud, For it’s Toad’s—great—day!
“蟾蜍回来啦！
客厅里，惊慌万状，
门厅里，哀号成片，
牛棚里；哭声不绝，
马厩里，尖叫震天。
蟾蜍回来啦，
蟾蜍归来的时候，
碎窗破门而入，
黄鼠狼遭追击，
纷纷晕倒在地。
当蟾蜍回来的时候！
鼓声响咚咚！
号角齐鸣，士兵欢呼，
炮弹横飞，汽车嘟嘟，
当——英雄——归来！
欢呼呀——乌啦！
让人人高声欢呼，
向备受尊崇的动物致敬，
因为这是蟾蜍——盛大的——节日！”
He sang this very loud, with great unction and expression; and when he had done, he sang it all over again.
蟾蜍歌声嘹亮，唱得热情洋溢，感情充沛。一遍唱完，又从头唱了一遍。
Then he heaved a deep sigh; a long, long, long sigh.
然后，他深深叹了口气，很长很长很长的一口气。
Then he dipped his hairbrush in the water-jug, parted his hair in the middle, and plastered it down very straight and sleek on each side of his face; and, unlocking the door, went quietly down the stairs to greet his guests, who he knew must be assembling in the drawing-room.
然后，他把发刷浸在水里打湿，把头发从中分开，垂在面颊两边，用刷子刷得平塌塌、光溜溜的。他开了门锁，静静地走下楼，去迎接宾客们。他知道，他们一定都聚集在客厅里了。
All the animals cheered when he entered, and crowded round to congratulate him and say nice things about his courage, and his cleverness, and his fighting qualities; but Toad only smiled faintly, and murmured, ‘Not at all!’ Or, sometimes, for a change, ‘On the contrary!’ Otter, who was standing on the hearthrug, describing to an admiring circle of friends exactly how he would have managed things had he been there, came forward with a shout, threw his arm round Toad’s neck, and tried to take him round the room in triumphal progress; but Toad, in a mild way, was rather snubby to him, remarking gently, as he disengaged himself, ‘Badger’s was the mastermind; the Mole and the Water Rat bore the brunt of the fighting; I merely served in the ranks and did little or nothing.’ The animals were evidently puzzled and taken aback by this unexpected attitude of his; and Toad felt, as he moved from one guest to the other, making his modest responses, that he was an object of absorbing interest to every one.
他进来的时候，所有的动物都高声欢呼，围拢来祝贺他，说许多好话赞美他的勇敢、聪明和战斗精神。蟾蜍只是谈淡地笑笑，低声道：“没什么！”或者换个说法：“哪里，正相反！”水獭正站在炉毯上，对一群贵客描述，假如他当时在场，会怎样做。看到蟾蜍，他大叫一声跑过来，甩开两臂，一把搂住他的脖子，要拉他在屋里英雄式地绕场一周。可是蟾蜍温和地表示不屑。挣脱了他的双臂，婉转地说：“獾才是出谋划策的主帅，鼹鼠和河鼠是战斗的主力军，而我，只不过是行伍里的一名小卒子，干得很少，可以说没干什么。”蟾蜍这种出人意外的表现，使动物们大惑不解，不知所措。当蟾蜍一一走到客人面前；做出谦虚的表示时，他觉得，自己成了每位客人深感兴趣的目标。
