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a-rolling, and everything they're told to do they up and do it. They

don't think nothing of pulling a shot-tower up by the roots, and belting

a Sunday-school superintendent over the head with it--or any other man."

"Who makes them tear around so?"

"Why, whoever rubs the lamp or the ring. They belong to whoever rubs the

lamp or the ring, and they've got to do whatever he says. If he tells

them to build a palace forty miles long out of di'monds, and fill it full

of chewing-gum, or whatever you want, and fetch an emperor's daughter

from China for you to marry, they've got to do it--and they've got to do

it before sun-up next morning, too. And more: they've got to waltz that

palace around over the country wherever you want it, you understand."

"Well," says I, "I think they are a pack of flat-heads for not keeping

the palace themselves 'stead of fooling them away like that. And what's

more--if I was one of them I would see a man in Jericho before I would

drop my business and come to him for the rubbing of an old tin lamp."

"How you talk, Huck Finn. Why, you'd HAVE to come when he rubbed it,

whether you wanted to or not."

"What! and I as high as a tree and as big as a church? All right, then;

I WOULD come; but I lay I'd make that man climb the highest tree there

was in the country."

"Shucks, it ain't no use to talk to you, Huck Finn. You don't seem to

know anything, somehow--perfect saphead."

I thought all this over for two or three days, and then I reckoned I

would see if there was anything in it. I got an old tin lamp and an iron

ring, and went out in the woods and rubbed and rubbed till I sweat like

an Injun, calculating to build a palace and sell it; but it warn't no

use, none of the genies come. So then I judged that all that stuff was

only just one of Tom Sawyer's lies. I reckoned he believed in the A-rabs

and the elephants, but as for me I think different. It had all the marks

of a Sunday-school.

CHAPTER IV.

WELL, three or four months run along, and it was well into the winter

now. I had been to school most all the time and could spell and read and

write just a little, and could say the multiplication table up to six

times seven is thirty-five, and I don't reckon I could ever get any

further than that if I was to live forever. I don't take no stock in

mathematics, anyway.

At first I hated the school, but by and by I got so I could stand it.

Whenever I got uncommon tired I played hookey, and the hiding I got next

day done me good and cheered me up. So the longer I went to school the

easier it got to be. I was getting sort of used to the widow's ways,

too, and they warn't so raspy on me. Living in a house and sleeping in a

bed pulled on me pretty tight mostly, but before the cold weather I used

to slide out and sleep in the woods sometimes, and so that was a rest to

me. I liked the old ways best, but I was getting so I liked the new

ones, too, a little bit. The widow said I was coming along slow but sure,

and doing very satisfactory. She said she warn't ashamed of me.

One morning I happened to turn over the salt-cellar at breakfast. I

reached for some of it as quick as I could to throw over my left shoulder

and keep off the bad luck, but Miss Watson was in ahead of me, and

crossed me off. She says, "Take your hands away, Huckleberry; what a mess

you are always making!" The widow put in a good word for me, but that

warn't going to keep off the bad luck, I knowed that well enough. I

started out, after breakfast, feeling worried and shaky, and wondering

where it was going to fall on me, and what it was going to be. There is

ways to keep off some kinds of bad luck, but this wasn't one of them

kind; so I never tried to do anything, but just poked along low-spirited

and on the watch-out.

I went down to the front garden and clumb over the stile where you go

through the high board fence. There was an inch of new snow on the

ground, and I seen somebody's tracks. They had come up from the quarry

and stood around the stile a while, and then went on around the garden

fence. It was funny they hadn't come in, after standing around so. I

couldn't make it out. It was very curious, somehow. I was going to

follow around, but I stooped down to look at the tracks first. I didn't

notice anything at first, but next I did. There was a cross in the left

boot-heel made with big nails, to keep off the devil.

I was up in a second and shinning down the hill. I looked over my

shoulder every now and then, but I didn't see nobody. I was at Judge

Thatcher's as quick as I could get there. He said:

"Why, my boy, you are all out of breath. Did you come for your

interest?"

"No, sir," I says; "is there some for me?"

"Oh, yes, a half-yearly is in last night--over a hundred and fifty

dollars. Quite a fortune for you. You had better let me invest it along

with your six thousand, because if you take it you'll spend it."

"No, sir," I says, "I don't want to spend it. I don't want it at all

--nor the six thousand, nuther. I want you to take it; I want to give it

to you--the six thousand and all."

He looked surprised. He couldn't seem to make it out. He says:

"Why, what can you mean, my boy?"

I says, "Don't you ask me no questions about it, please. You'll take it

--won't you?"

He says:

"Well, I'm puzzled. Is something the matter?"

"Please take it," says I, "and don't ask me nothing--then I won't have to

tell no lies."

He studied a while, and then he says:

"Oho-o! I think I see. You want to SELL all your property to me--not

give it. That's the correct idea."

Then he wrote something on a paper and read it over, and says:

"There; you see it says 'for a consideration.' That means I have bought

it of you and paid you for it. Here's a dollar for you. Now you sign

it."

So I signed it, and left.

Miss Watson's nigger, Jim, had a hair-ball as big as your fist, which had

been took out of the fourth stomach of an ox, and he used to do magic

with it. He said there was a spirit inside of it, and it knowed

everything. So I went to him that night and told him pap was here again,

for I found his tracks in the snow. What I wanted to know was, what he

was going to do, and was he going to stay? Jim got out his hair-ball and

said something over it, and then he held it up and dropped it on the

floor. It fell pretty solid, and only rolled about an inch. Jim tried

it again, and then another time, and it acted just the same. Jim got

down on his knees, and put his ear against it and listened. But it

warn't no use; he said it wouldn't talk. He said sometimes it wouldn't

talk without money. I told him I had an old slick counterfeit quarter

that warn't no good because the brass showed through the silver a little,

and it wouldn't pass nohow, even if the brass didn't show, because it was

so slick it felt greasy, and so that would tell on it every time. (I

reckoned I wouldn't say nothing about the dollar I got from the judge.) I

said it was pretty bad money, but maybe the hair-ball would take it,

because maybe it wouldn't know the difference. Jim smelt it and bit it

and rubbed it, and said he would manage so the hair-ball would think it

was good. He said he would split open a raw Irish potato and stick the

quarter in between and keep it there all night, and next morning you

couldn't see no brass, and it wouldn't feel greasy no more, and so

anybody in town would take it in a minute, let alone a hair-ball. Well,

I knowed a potato would do that before, but I had forgot it.

Jim put the quarter under the hair-ball, and got down and listened again.

This time he said the hair-ball was all right. He said it would tell my

whole fortune if I wanted it to. I says, go on. So the hair-ball talked

to Jim, and Jim told it to me. He says:

"Yo' ole father doan' know yit what he's a-gwyne to do. Sometimes he

spec he'll go 'way, en den agin he spec he'll stay. De bes' way is to

res' easy en let de ole man take his own way. Dey's two angels hoverin'

roun' 'bout him. One uv 'em is white en shiny, en t'other one is black.

De white one gits him to go right a little while, den de black one sail

in en bust it all up. A body can't tell yit which one gwyne to fetch him

at de las'. But you is all right. You gwyne to have considable trouble

in yo' life, en considable joy. Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en

sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well

agin. Dey's two gals flyin' 'bout you in yo' life. One uv 'em's light

en t'other one is dark. One is rich en t'other is po'. You's gwyne to

marry de po' one fust en de rich one by en by. You wants to keep 'way

fum de water as much as you kin, en don't run no resk, 'kase it's down in

de bills dat you's gwyne to git hung."

When I lit my candle and went up to my room that night there sat pap--his

own self!

CHAPTER V.

I HAD shut the door to. Then I turned around and there he was. I used

to be scared of him all the time, he tanned me so much. I reckoned I was

scared now, too; but in a minute I see I was mistaken--that is, after the

first jolt, as you may say, when my breath sort of hitched, he being so

unexpected; but right away after I see I warn't scared of him worth

bothring about.

He was most fifty, and he looked it. His hair was long and tangled and

greasy, and hung down, and you could see his eyes shining through like he

was behind vines. It was all black, no gray; so was his long, mixed-up

whiskers. There warn't no color in his face, where his face showed; it

was white; not like another man's white, but a white to make a body sick,

a white to make a body's flesh crawl--a tree-toad white, a fish-belly

white. As for his clothes--just rags, that was all. He had one ankle

resting on t'other knee; the boot on that foot was busted, and two of his

toes stuck through, and he worked them now and then. His hat was laying

on the floor--an old black slouch with the top caved in, like a lid.

I stood a-looking at him; he set there a-looking at me, with his chair

tilted back a little. I set the candle down. I noticed the window was

up; so he had clumb in by the shed. He kept a-looking me all over. By

and by he says:

"Starchy clothes--very. You think you're a good deal of a big-bug, DON'T

you?"

"Maybe I am, maybe I ain't," I says.

"Don't you give me none o' your lip," says he. "You've put on

considerable many frills since I been away. I'll take you down a peg

before I get done with you. You're educated, too, they say--can read and

write. You think you're better'n your father, now, don't you, because he

can't? I'LL take it out of you. Who told you you might meddle with such

hifalut'n foolishness, hey?--who told you you could?"

"The widow. She told me."

"The widow, hey?--and who told the widow she could put in her shovel

about a thing that ain't none of her business?"

"Nobody never told her."

"Well, I'll learn her how to meddle. And looky here--you drop that

school, you hear? I'll learn people to bring up a boy to put on airs

over his own father and let on to be better'n what HE is. You lemme

catch you fooling around that school again, you hear? Your mother

couldn't read, and she couldn't write, nuther, before she died. None of

the family couldn't before THEY died. I can't; and here you're

a-swelling yourself up like this. I ain't the man to stand it--you hear?

Say, lemme hear you read."

I took up a book and begun something about General Washington and the

wars. When I'd read about a half a minute, he fetched the book a whack

with his hand and knocked it across the house. He says:

"It's so. You can do it. I had my doubts when you told me. Now looky

here; you stop that putting on frills. I won't have it. I'll lay for

you, my smarty; and if I catch you about that school I'll tan you good.

First you know you'll get religion, too. I never see such a son."

He took up a little blue and yaller picture of some cows and a boy, and

says:

"What's this?"

"It's something they give me for learning my lessons good."

He tore it up, and says:

"I'll give you something better--I'll give you a cowhide."

He set there a-mumbling and a-growling a minute, and then he says:

"AIN'T you a sweet-scented dandy, though? A bed; and bedclothes; and a

look'n'-glass; and a piece of carpet on the floor--and your own father

got to sleep with the hogs in the tanyard. I never see such a son. I

bet I'll take some o' these frills out o' you before I'm done with you.

Why, there ain't no end to your airs--they say you're rich. Hey?--how's

that?"

"They lie--that's how."

"Looky here--mind how you talk to me; I'm a-standing about all I can

stand now--so don't gimme no sass. I've been in town two days, and I

hain't heard nothing but about you bein' rich. I heard about it away

down the river, too. That's why I come. You git me that money

to-morrow--I want it."

"I hain't got no money."

"It's a lie. Judge Thatcher's got it. You git it. I want it."

"I hain't got no money, I tell you. You ask Judge Thatcher; he'll tell