of sea turtles on the East Australian Current and the word is he's headed this way right
now, to Sydney!
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BLOAT
Wow! Ha ha ha!
DEB
Oh, what a good daddy!
GILL
He was lookin' for you after all, Sharkbait.
GILL
[gasps]
GURGLE
He's swimming to the filter!
GILL
[gasps] Sharkbait!
BLOAT
Not again!
GILL
Sharkbait!
DEB
No!
GURGLE
You've got your whole life ahead of you!
BLOAT
Oh no!
GILL
We'll help you, kid!
BLOAT
Gotta get him out!
DEB
Gimme that thing!
DEB
Get him outta there!
GURGLE
Come on, kid! Grab the end!
ALL
[gasps]
DEB
Sharkbait!
BLOAT
Sharkbait! Are you okay!?
GURGLE
No!
GILL
Can you hear me, Sharkbait!? Nemo! Can you hear me!?
NEMO
Yeah, I can hear you.
GILL
Sharkbait, you did it!
GURGLE
Sharkbait, you're--covered with germs! Aaaaaaah!!!
GILL
That took guts, kid.
GILL
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All right, gang. We have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank'll get
plenty dirty in that time but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques!
JACQUES
Oui!
GILL
No cleaning.
JACQUES
I shall resist.
GILL
Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank
so filthy, the dentist'll have to clean it.
BLOAT
[belch]
GILL
Good work.
NEMO
Ha ha ha ha!
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CRUSH
All right, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's comin' up, man!
MARLIN
Where!? I don't see it!
DORY
Right there! I see it! I see it!
MARLIN
You mean the swirling vortex of terror!?
CRUSH
That's it, dude!
MARLIN
Of course it is.
CRUSH
Okay, first: find your exit buddy!
CRUSH
Do you have your exit buddy?
DORY
Yes!
CRUSH
Okay, Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique!
SQUIRT
Good afternoon, we're gonna have a great jump today! Okay, crank a hard cutback as you hit
the wall! There's a screaming bottom turn, so watch out! Remember: rip it, roll it and
punch it!
MARLIN
It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it! You know, you're really cute! But I don't
know what you're saying! Say the first thing again!
CRUSH
Okay, Jellyman! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
MARLIN/DORY
Aaaaaaaaaah!!! Weeeeeeeeeeee!!! Whoooooooooooaaaaa!!! Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Woohoooo!!!
Whoooooaaa!!!
DORY
Whoooo!
MARLIN
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Ha ha ha ha! That was..fun! Ha ha! I actually enjoyed that!
DORY
Hey, look! Turtles!
CRUSH
Ha ha! Most excellent! Now, turn your fishy tails 'round and swim straight on through
to Sydney! No worries, man!
MARLIN
No worries! Thank you, dude Crush!
TURTLE KIDS
Bye! Bye, Jellyman!
CRUSH
You tell your little dude I said 'hi', okay?
SQUIRT
See you later, dudes!
DORY
Bye, everyone!
MARLIN
Oh, Nemo would've loved this. Hey, ooh! Hey, Crush! Crush, I forgot! How old are you?
CRUSH
Hundred and fifty, dude! And still young! Rock on!
MARLIN
Hundred and fifty! Hundred and fifty, I gotta remember that.
DORY
Whoa. We goin' in there?
MARLIN
Yup.
DORY
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?
MARLIN
Yup. We're gonna just swim straight.
DORY
[singing] Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
MARLIN
Dory?
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MARLIN
Boy, this is taking a while.
DORY
Hey, how about we play a game?
MARLIN
Okay.
DORY
Uh, okay. I'm thinking of something, uh, orange. And it's small..
MARLIN
It's me.
DORY
Right. Okay..
DORY
..orange, and uh, small..
MARLIN
It's me.
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DORY
All righty, Mr. Smarty Pants.
DORY
..orange and small, and white stripes..
MARLIN
Me. And the next one's just a guess: me.
DORY
Okay, that's just scary.
MARLIN
W-w-wait, I have definitely seen this floating speck before. That means we've passed it
before and that means we're going in circles and that means we're not going straight!
DORY
Hey. Hey!
MARLIN
We gotta get to the surface, come on! Let's figure it out up there. Let's go! Follow me!
Wha--?
DORY
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Relax. Take a deep breath. Now, let's ask somebody for directions.
MARLIN
Oh, fine. Who do you wanna ask, the speck? There's nobody here!
DORY
Well, there has to be someone. It's the ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here.
Let's see...okay, no one there. Uhh, nope. Nada. [gasps] There's somebody. Hey! Excuse--
MARLIN
Dory! Dory! Dory! Okay, now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious.
It's a fish we don't know. And if we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out
our bones!
DORY
What is it with men and asking for directions?
MARLIN
Look, I don't wanna play the gender card right now. You wanna play a card? Let's play the
'Let's Not Die' card.
DORY
You wanna get outta here, don't you?
MARLIN
Of course, I do.
DORY
Well then, how are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot and hope for the best? Hmmm?
Hmmmm!? Come on, trust me on this.
MARLIN
All right.
DORY
Excuse me! Woohoo! Little fella? Hello. Don't be rude, say 'hi'.
MARLIN
Ha..hello.
DORY
His son Bingo..
MARLIN
Nemo.
DORY
..Nemo, was taken to, uh..
MARLIN
Sydney.
DORY
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Sydney. Yes. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can. So can
you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.
MARLIN
Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.
DORY
Oh. Oh, oh, big fella. Big fe--whale. Okay. Maybe he only speaks whale.
MOOOOO-WEEEEEEE-NEEEEED...
MARLIN
Uh, Dory..what're you doing?
DORY
TOOOOOOO-FIIIIIIND...
MARLIN
What're you doing?
DORY
HIS-SOOOOOOOOOOOON...
MARLIN
Are you sure you speak whale?
DORY
CAN-YOOOOOOOUUU-GIIIIIIIIIVE-USSSS-DIRECTIOOOOOOOONS-TOOOOOOOOO...
MARLIN
Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away.
DORY
COOOME-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
MARLIN
He's not coming back. You offended him.
DORY
Maybe a different dialect. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA..!
MARLIN
Dory. Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking like..upset stomach.
DORY
Maybe I should try humpback.
MARLIN
No, don't try humpback.
DORY
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!! WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO!!!
MARLIN
Okay, you actually sound sick.
DORY
Maybe louder, huh? RAAAH!!! RAAAAH!!!
MARLIN
Don't do that!
DORY
Too much orca. Didn't it sound a little orca-ish?
MARLIN
It doesn't sound orca! It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!
DORY
MOOOO..MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
MARLIN
It's just as well, he might be hungry.
DORY
Don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish, they eat krill.
KRILL
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Swim away!
DORY
Oh, look. Krill.
MARLIN
Move, Dory! Move!
DORY
Aah-aaah! Aaaaaaaaaah!
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GILL
Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it's all thanks to
you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques, I said no cleaning!
JACQUES
I am ashamed.
PEACH
Hey, look. Scum angel.
GURGLE
Aah! Aaaah! Ooh-ooh! Aaaaah!
BUBBLES
Bubbles! I love the bubbles--! [coughs]
DEB
Flo! Flo! Has anybody seen Flo? Flo!
PEACH
Nine o' clock and cue dentist.
DENTIST
Hello, Barbara. Sorry I'm late.
PEACH
Okay. Okay, here we go. Here we go, okay.
DENTIST
Little Davey Reynolds.
PEACH
Okay. Walks to the counter, drops the keys..
GURGLE
Bloat, that's disgusting!
BLOAT
Tastes pretty good to me. [belch]
GURGLE
Eww! Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own--
PEACH
Shhh! Here he comes.
DENTIST
Crikey, what a state. Oh. Barbara, what's my earliest appointment tomorrow?
BARBARA
Uh, ten 'o clock, luv.
DENTIST
Leave it open, would you? I gotta clean the fish tank before Darla gets here.
GILL
He he! Did you hear that, Sharkbait?
NEMO
Yay! He's gonna clean the tank! He's gonna clean the tank! We're gonna be clean!
GILL
Are you ready to see your dad, kid?
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NEMO
Uh-huh.
GILL
Of course you are. Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there in the harbor
waitin' for you right now.
NEMO
Yeah.
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MARLIN
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Ooof!
DORY
Ha~~haaa~~haaaaaaah! Whooo!
MARLIN
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
DORY
Here comes a big one--whooooooo! Come on, you gotta try this!
MARLIN
Would you just stop it!?
DORY
Why? What's wrong?
MARLIN
We're in a whale! Don't you get it!?
DORY
A whale?
MARLIN
A whale! 'Cause you had to ask for help! And now we're stuck here!
DORY
Wow. A whale. You know I speak whale.
MARLIN
No, you're insane! You can't speak whale! I have to get out! I have to find my son!
I have to tell him how old sea turtles are! [sobs]
DORY
Woo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoo! Hey. You okay?
DORY
There, there. It's all right. It'll be okay.
MARLIN
No. No, it won't.
DORY
Sure it will, you'll see.
MARLIN
No. I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him.
DORY
Huh. That's a funny thing to promise.
MARLIN
What?
DORY
Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him.
Not much fun for little Harpo.
DORY
Hmm..
MARLIN
What's going on?
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DORY
I don't know. I'll ask him. MMMWWHAAAAAAAAA! HUUUWHAAAAAAAAA..
MARLIN
Dory. Dory.
MARLIN
..AAAAAAAAAAT'SSS-GOOIIIIIIING..
MARLIN
Dory.
DORY
..OOOOOOOOONNN?
DORY
I think he says we've stopped.
MARLIN
Of course, we've stopped. Just stop trying to speak whale, you're gonna make things worse.
[gasps] What is that noise? Oh no. Look what you did. The water's going down!
It's-it's-it's going down!
DORY
Really? You sure about that?
MARLIN
Look, it's already half-empty!
DORY
Hmm..I'd say it's half full.
MARLIN
Stop that! It's half-empty!
DORY
Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said we should go to the back of the throat
or he wants a root beer float.
MARLIN
Of course he wants us to go there! That's eating us! How do I taste, Moby!? Huh!?
Do I taste good!? You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!
DORY
Okay. HEEEEEEEEE--
MARLIN
Stop talking to him--waaaah!
DORY
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
MARLIN
What is going on!?
DORY
I'll check! WHAAAAAAA--!
MARLIN
No! No more whale! You can't speak whale!
DORY
Yes, I can!
MARLIN
No, you can't! You think you could do these things but you can't, Nemo!
DORY
Okay.
MARLIN
Dory!
DORY
He says it's time to let go! Everything's gonna be all right!
MARLIN
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How do you know!? How do you know something bad isn't gonna happen!?
DORY
I don't!
MARLIN/DORY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
MARLIN
Ha ha ha! We're alive!
DORY
Look! Sy-d-ney..Sydney! Uh, Sydney! Sydney again!
MARLIN
You were right, Dory! We made it! We're gonna find my son!
MARLIN
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU-SIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
DORY
Wow. I wish I could speak whale.
MARLIN
Okay. All we gotta do is find the boat that took him.
DORY
Right!
MARLIN
Come on, Dory. We can do this!
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PEACH
[yawn] Morning. [gasps] It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the
tank is clean and we are getting out of--[gasps]--the tank is clean. The tank is clean!
DEB
But how?
GILL
Boss must've installed it last night while we were sleepin'.
NEMO
What're we gonna do?
GILL
What's it say, Peach?
PEACH
[muffled] The AquaScum two-thousand..
GILL
I can't hear you, Peach.
PEACH
'The AquaScum 2003 is an all-purpose, self-cleaning maintenance free salt water purifier
that is guaranteed to even extend the life of your aquarium fish'.
BLOAT
[inflates] Stop it!
PEACH
'The AquaScum is programmed to scan your tank environment every 5 minutes'?
GURGLE
Scan? What does that mean?
GURGLE
Aaah!
AQUASCUM
Temperature: 82 degrees. PH balance: normal.
ALL
Oooooh.
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PEACH
Nice.
GURGLE
Ooh..ah..curse you, AquaScum!
BLOAT
That's it for the escape plan. It's ruined!
NEMO
Then what're we gonna do about--
ALL
[gasps] Darla!
GILL
Stay down, kid!
BLOAT
False alarm.
GURGLE
My nerves can't take much more of this.
BLOAT
What're we gonna do when that little brat gets here?
GILL
I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'.
NEMO
Aaah! Oh! Gill!
GILL
