The Captain of the Brigade of Witch-Hunters
was eager to make the experimentbut as he
raised the axe the charlatan fell to his knees
screaming for mercy and confessing all his
wickedness. As he was dragged away to the
dungeonsthe tree stump cackled more loudly
than ever.
“By cutting a witch in halfyou have
unleashed a dreadful curse upon your kingdom!”
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it told the petrified King. “Henceforthevery
stroke of harm that you inflict upon my fellow
witches and wizards will feel like an axe stroke
in your own sideuntil you will wish you could
die of it!”
At thatthe King fell to his knees tooand
told the stump that he would issue a proclama-
tion at onceprotecting all the witches and
wizards of the kingdomand allowing them to
practise their magic in peace.
“Very good” said the stump“but you have not
yet made amends to Babbitty!”
“Anythinganything at all!” cried the foolish
Kingwringing his hands before the stump.
“You will erect a statue of Babbitty upon me
in memory of your poor washerwomanand to
remind you for ever of your own foolishness!”
said the stump.
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The King agreed to it at onceand promised
to engage the foremost sculptor in the landand
have the statue made of pure gold. Then the
shamed King and all the noblemen and women
returned to the palaceleaving the tree stump
cackling behind them.
When the grounds were deserted once more
there wriggled from a hole between the roots
of the tree stump a stout and whiskery old
rabbit with a wand clamped between her
teeth. Babbitty hopped out of the grounds and
far awayand ever after a golden statue of the
washerwoman stood upon the tree stumpand
no witch or wizard was ever persecuted in
the kingdom again.
Albus Dumbledore on
“Babbitty Rabbitty and her
Cackling Stump”
78
The story of “Babbitty Rabbitty and her Cackling
Stump” isin many waysthe most “real” of Beedle’s
talesin that the magic described in the story
conformsalmost entirelyto known magical
laws.
It was through this story that many of us first
discovered that magic could not bring back the
dead – and a great disappointment and shock it
wasconvinced as we had beenas young children
that our parents would be able to awaken our dead
rats and cats with one wave of their wands.
Though some six centuries have elapsed since
Beedle wrote this taleand while we have devised
innumerable ways of maintaining the illusion of
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our loved ones’ continuing presence
1 wizards still
have not found a way of reuniting body and soul
once death has occurred. As the eminent wizarding
philosopher Bertrand de Pensées-Profondes writes
in his celebrated work A Study into the Possibility of
Reversing the Actual and Metaphysical Effects of
Natural Deathwith Particular Regard to the
Reintegration of Essence and Matter: “Give it up. It’s
never going to happen.”
The tale of Babbitty Rabbitty doeshowever
give us one of the earliest literary mentions of an
Animagusfor Babbitty the washerwoman is pos-
sessed of the rare magical ability to transform into
an animal at will.
Animagi make up a small fraction of the
1 [Wizarding photographs and portraits move and (in the case of the latter)
talk just like their subjects. Other rare objectssuch as the Mirror of
Erisedmay also reveal more than a static image of a lost loved one.
Ghosts are transparentmovingtalking and thinking versions of wizards
and witches who wishedfor whatever reasonto remain on earth. JKR]
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wizarding population. Achieving perfectsponta-
neous human to animal transformation requires
much study and practiceand many witches and
wizards consider that their time might be better
employed in other ways. Certainlythe application
of such a talent is limited unless one has a great
need of disguise or concealment. It is for this
reason that the Ministry of Magic has insisted
upon a register of Animagifor there can be
no doubt that this kind of magic is of greatest use
to those engaged in surreptitiouscovert or even
criminal activity.
2
Whether there was ever a washerwoman who
was able to transform into a rabbit is open to
doubt; howeversome magical historians have
2 [Professor McGonagallHeadmisrress of Hogwartshas asked me to make
clear that she became an Animagus merely as a result of her extensive
researches into all fields of Transfigurationand that she has never used
the ability to turn into a tabby cat for any surreptitious purposesetting
aside legitimate business on behalf of the Order of the Phoenix where
secrecy and concealment were imperative. JKR]
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suggested that Beedle modelled Babbitty on the
famous French sorceress Lisette de Lapinwho was
convicted of witchcraft in Paris in 1422. To the
astonishment of her Muggle guardswho were
later tried for helping the witch to escapeLisette
vanished from her prison cell the night before she
was due to be executed. Although it has never
been proven that Lisette was an Animagus who
managed to squeeze through the bars of her cell
windowa large white rabbit was subsequently
seen crossing the English Channel in a cauldron
with a sail fitted to itand a similar rabbit later
became a trusted advisor at the court of King
Henry VI.
3
The King in Beedle’s story is a foolish Muggle
who both covets and fears magic. He believes
that he can become a wizard simply by learning
3 This may have contributed to that Muggle King’s reputation for mental
instability.
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incantations and waving a wand.
4 He is completely
ignorant of the true nature of magic and wizards
and therefore swallows the preposterous sugges-
tions of both the charlatan and Babbitty. This is
certainly typical of a particular type of Muggle
thinking: in their ignorancethey are prepared to
accept all sorts of impossibilities about magic
including the proposition that Babbitty has turned
herself into a tree that can still think and talk. (It
is worth noting at this pointhoweverthat while
Beedle uses the talking-tree device to show us how
4 As intensive studies in the Department of Mysteries demonstrated as far
back as 1672wizards and witches are bornnot created. While the
“rogue” ability to perform magic sometimes appears in those of apparent
non-magical descent (though several later studies have suggested that
there will have been a witch or wizard somewhere on the family tree)
Muggles cannot perform magic. The best - or worst - they could hope
for are random and uncontrollable effects generated by a genuine magical
wandwhichas an instrument through which magic is supposed to be
channelledsometimes holds residual power that it may discharge at odd
moments – see also the notes on wandlore for “The Tale of the Three
Brothers”.
Professor Dumbledore’s Notes
83
ignorant the Muggle King ishe also asks us to
believe that Babbitty can talk while she is a rabbit.
This might be poetic licencebut I think it more
likely that Beedle had only heard about Animagi
and never met onefor this is the only liberty that
he takes with magical laws in the story. Animagi
do not retain the power of human speech while in
their animal formalthough they keep all their
human thinking and reasoning powers. Thisas
every schoolchild knowsis the fundamental
difference between being an Animagusand
Transfiguring oneself into an animal. In the case
of the latterone would become the animal
entirelywith the consequence that one would
know no magicbe unaware that one had ever
been a wizardand would need somebody else to
Transfigure one back to one’s original form.)
I think it possible that in choosing to make his
heroine pretend to turn into a treeand threaten
the King with pain like an axe stroke in his own
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sideBeedle was inspired by real magical traditions
and practices. Trees with wand-quality wood have
always been fiercely protected by the wandmakers
who tend themand cutting down such trees to
steal them risks incurring not only the malice
of the Bowtruckles
5 usually nesting therebut also
the ill effect of any protective curses placed around
them by their owners. In Beedle’s timethe
Cruciatus Curse had not yet been made illegal by
the Ministry of Magic
6 and could have produced
precisely the sensation with which Babbitty
threatens the King.
5 For a full description of these curious little tree-dwellerssee
Fantastic
Beasts and Where to Find Them.
6 The CruciatusImperius and Avada Kedavra Curses were first classified as
Unforgivable in 1717with the strictest penalties attached to their use.
87
There were once three brothers who were travel-
ling along a lonelywinding road at twilight. In
timethe brothers reached a river too deep to
wade through and too dangerous to swim across.
Howeverthese brothers were learned in the
magical artsand so they simply waved their
wands and made a bridge appear across the
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treacherous water. They were halfway across it
when they found their path blocked by a hooded
figure.
And Death spoke to them. He was angry that
he had been cheated out of three new victims
for travellers usually drowned in the river. But
Death was cunning. He pretended to congratu-
late the three brothers upon their magicand
said that each had earned a prize for having been
clever enough to evade him.
So the oldest brotherwho was a combative
manasked for a wand more powerful than any
in existence: a wand that must always win duels
for its ownera wand worthy of a wizard who
had conquered Death! So Death crossed to an
elder tree on the banks of the riverfashioned a
wand from a branch that hung thereand gave it
to the oldest brother.
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Then the second brotherwho was an arrogant
mandecided that he wanted to humiliate Death
still furtherand asked for the power to recall
others from Death. So Death picked up a stone
from the riverbank and gave it to the second
brotherand told him that the stone would have
the power to bring back the dead.
And then Death asked the third and youngest
brother what he would like. The youngest
brother was the humblest and also the wisest
of the brothersand he did not trust Death.
So he asked for something that would enable
him to go forth from that place without
being followed by Death. And Deathmost
unwillinglyhanded over his own Cloak of
Invisibility.
Then Death stood aside and allowed the three
brothers to continue on their way and they did
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sotalking with wonder of the adventure they
had hadand admiring Death’s gifts.
In due course the brothers separatedeach for
his own destination.
The first brother travelled on for a week or
moreand reaching a distant villagehe sought
out a fellow wizard with whom he had a quarrel.
Naturallywith the Elder Wand as his weapon
he could not fail to win the duel that followed.
Leaving his enemy dead upon the floorthe
oldest brother proceeded to an innwhere he
boasted loudly of the powerful wand he had
snatched from Death himselfand of how it
made him invincible.
That very nightanother wizard crept upon
the oldest brother as he laywine-soddenupon
his bed. The thief took the wand andfor good
measureslit the oldest brother’s throat.
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And so Death took the first brother for his
own.
Meanwhilethe second brother journeyed to
his own homewhere he lived alone. Here he
took out the stone that had the power to recall
the deadand turned it thrice in his hand. To his
amazement and his delightthe figure of the girl
he had once hoped to marry before her untimely
death appeared at once before him.
Yet she was silent and coldseparated from
him as though by a veil. Though she had
returned to the mortal worldshe did not truly
belong there and suffered. Finallythe second
brotherdriven mad with hopeless longing
killed himself so as truly to join her.
And so Death took the second brother for his
own.
But though Death searched for the third
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brother for many yearshe was never able to find
him. It was only when he had attained a great
age that the youngest brother finally took off the
Cloak of Invisibility and gave it to his son. And
then he greeted Death as an old friendand went
with him gladlyandequalsthey departed this
life.
Albus Dumbledore on
“The Tale of the Three Brothers”
94
This story made a profound impression on me as a
boy. I heard it first from my motherand it soon
became the tale I requested more often than any
other at bedtime. This frequently led to arguments
with my younger brotherAberforthwhose
favourite story was “Grumble the Grubby Goat”.
The moral of “The Tale of the Three Brothers”
could not be any clearer: human efforts to evade
or overcome death are always doomed to dis-
appointment. The third brother in the story (“the
humblest and also the wisest”) is the only one who
understands thathaving narrowly escaped Death
oncethe best he can hope for is to postpone their
next meeting for as long as possible. This youngest
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brother knows that taunting Death – by engaging
in violencelike the first brotheror by meddling
in the shadowy art of necromancy
1 like the second
brother - means pitting oneself against a wily
enemy who cannot lose.
The irony is that a curious legend has grown up
around this storywhich precisely contradicts the
message of the original. This legend holds that the