know he can play a Jew's Harp?"
This modest accomplishment served to make me even more ashamed of
him.
"Well..." she said.
"Well, what, Miss Maudie?"
"Well nothing. Nothing- it seems with all that you'd be proud of
him. Can't everybody play a Jew's Harp. Now keep out of the way of the
carpenters. You'd better go home, I'll be in my azaleas and can't
watch you. Plank might hit you."
I went to the back yard and found Jem plugging away at a tin can,
which seemed stupid with all the bluejays around. I returned to the
front yard and busied myself for two hours erecting a complicated
breastworks at the side of the porch, consisting of a tire, an
orange crate, the laundry hamper, the porch chairs, and a small U.S.
flag Jem gave me from a popcorn box.
When Atticus came home to dinner he found me crouched down aiming
across the street. "What are you shooting at?"
"Miss Maudie's rear end."
Atticus turned and saw my generous target bending over her bushes.
He pushed his hat to the back of his head and crossed the street.
"Maudie," he called, "I thought I'd better warn you. You're in
considerable peril."
Miss Maudie straightened up and looked toward me. She said,
"Atticus, you are a devil from hell."
When Atticus returned he told me to break camp. "Don't you ever
let me catch you pointing that gun at anybody again," he said.
I wished my father was a devil from hell. I sounded out Calpurnia on
the subject. "Mr. Finch? Why, he can do lots of things."
"Like what?" I asked.
Calpurnia scratched her head. "Well, I don't rightly know," she
said.
Jem underlined it when he asked Atticus if he was going out for
the Methodists and Atticus said he'd break his neck if he did, he
was just too old for that sort of thing. The Methodists were trying to
pay off their church mortgage, and had challenged the Baptists to a
game of touch football. Everybody in town's father was playing, it
seemed, except Atticus. Jem said he didn't even want to go, but he was
unable to resist football in any form, and he stood gloomily on the
sidelines with Atticus and me watching Cecil Jacobs's father make
touchdowns for the Baptists.
One Saturday Jem and I decided to go exploring with our air-rifles
to see if we could find a rabbit or a squirrel. We had gone about five
hundred yards beyond the Radley Place when I noticed Jem squinting
at something down the street. He had turned his head to one side and
was looking out of the corners of his eyes.
"Whatcha looking at?"
"That old dog down yonder," he said.
"That's old Tim Johnson, ain't it?"
"Yeah."
Tim Johnson was the property of Mr. Harry Johnson who drove the
Mobile bus and lived on the southern edge of town. Tim was a
liver-colored bird dog, the pet of Maycomb.
"What's he doing?"
"I don't know, Scout. We better go home."
"Aw Jem, it's February."
"I don't care, I'm gonna tell Cal."
We raced home and ran to the kitchen.
"Cal," said Jem, "can you come down the sidewalk a minute?"
"What for, Jem? I can't come down the sidewalk every time you want
me."
"There's somethin' wrong with an old dog down yonder."
Calpurnia sighed. "I can't wrap up any dog's foot now. There's
some gauze in the bathroom, go get it and do it yourself."
Jem shook his head. "He's sick, Cal. Something's wrong with him."
"What's he doin', trying to catch his tail?"
"No, he's doin' like this."
Jem gulped like a goldfish, hunched his shoulders and twitched his
torso. "He's goin' like that, only not like he means to."
"Are you telling me a story, Jem Finch?" Calpurnia's voice hardened.
"No Cal, I swear I'm not."
"Was he runnin'?"
"No, he's just moseyin' along, so slow you can't hardly tell it.
He's comin' this way."
Calpurnia rinsed her hands and followed Jem into the yard. "I
don't see any dog," she said.
She followed us beyond the Radley Place and looked where Jem
pointed. Tim Johnson was not much more than a speck in the distance,
but he was closer to us. He walked erratically, as if his right legs
were shorter than his left legs. He reminded me of a car stuck in a
sandbed.
"He's gone lopsided," said Jem.
Calpurnia stared, then grabbed us by the shoulders and ran us
home. She shut the wood door behind us, went to the telephone and
shouted, "Gimme Mr. Finch's office!"
"Mr. Finch!" she shouted. "This is Cal. I swear to God there's a mad
dog down the street a piece- he's comin' this way, yes sir, he's-
Mr. Finch, I declare he is- old Tim Johnson, yes sir... yessir...
yes-"
She hung up and shook her head when we tried to ask her what Atticus
had said. She rattled the telephone hook and said, "Miss Eula May- now
ma'am, I'm through talkin' to Mr. Finch, please don't connect me no
more- listen, Miss Eula May, can you call Miss Rachel and Miss
Stephanie Crawford and whoever's got a phone on this street and tell
'em a mad dog's comin'? Please ma'am!"
Calpurnia listened. "I know it's February, Miss Eula May, but I know
a mad dog when I see one. Please ma'am hurry!"
Calpurnia asked Jem, "Radleys got a phone?"
Jem looked in the book and said no. "They won't come out anyway,
Cal."
"I don't care, I'm gonna tell 'em."
She ran to the front porch, Jem and I at her heels. "You stay in
that house!" she yelled.
Calpurnia's message had been received by the neighborhood. Every
wood door within our range of vision was closed tight. We saw no trace
of Tim Johnson. We watched Calpurnia running toward the Radley
Place, holding her skirt and apron above her knees. She went up to the
front steps and banged on the door. She got no answer, and she
shouted, "Mr. Nathan, Mr. Arthur, mad dog's comin'! Mad dog's comin'!"
"She's supposed to go around in back," I said.
Jem shook his head. "Don't make any difference now," he said.
Calpurnia pounded on the door in vain. No one acknowledged her
warning; no one seemed to have heard it.
As Calpurnia sprinted to the back porch a black Ford swung into
the driveway. Atticus and Mr. Heck Tate got out.
Mr. Heck Tate was the sheriff of Maycomb County. He was as tall as
Atticus, but thinner. He was long-nosed, wore boots with shiny metal
eye-holes, boot pants and a lumber jacket. His belt had a row of
bullets sticking in it. He carried a heavy rifle. When he and
Atticus reached the porch, Jem opened the door.
"Stay inside, son," said Atticus. "Where is he, Cal?"
"He oughta be here by now," said Calpurnia, pointing down the
street.
"Not runnin', is he?" asked Mr. Tate.
"Naw sir, he's in the twitchin' stage, Mr. Heck."
"Should we go after him, Heck?" asked Atticus.
"We better wait, Mr. Finch. They usually go in a straight line,
but you never can tell. He might follow the curve- hope he does or
he'll go straight in the Radley back yard. Let's wait a minute."
"Don't think he'll get in the Radley yard," said Atticus.
"Fence'll stop him. He'll probably follow the road...."
I thought mad dogs foamed at the mouth, galloped, leaped and
lunged at throats, and I thought they did it in August. Had Tim
Johnson behaved thus, I would have been less frightened.
Nothing is more deadly than a deserted, waiting street. The trees
were still, the mockingbirds were silent, the carpenters at Miss
Maudie's house had vanished. I heard Mr. Tate sniff, then blow his
nose. I saw him shift his gun to the crook of his arm. I saw Miss
Stephanie Crawford's face framed in the glass window of her front
door. Miss Maudie appeared and stood beside her. Atticus put his
foot on the rung of a chair and rubbed his hand slowly down the side
of his thigh.
"There he is," he said softly.
Tim Johnson came into sight, walking dazedly in the inner rim of the
curve parallel to the Radley house.
"Look at him," whispered Jem. "Mr. Heck said they walked in a
straight line. He can't even stay in the road."
"He looks more sick than anything," I said.
"Let anything get in front of him and he'll come straight at it."
Mr. Tate put his hand to his forehead and leaned forward. "He's
got it all right, Mr. Finch."
Tim Johnson was advancing at a snail's pace, but he was not
playing or sniffing at foliage: he seemed dedicated to one course
and motivated by an invisible force that was inching him toward us. We
could see him shiver like a horse shedding flies; his jaw opened and
shut; he was alist, but he was being pulled gradually toward us.
"He's lookin' for a place to die," said Jem.
Mr. Tate turned around. "He's far from dead, Jem, he hasn't got
started yet."
Tim Johnson reached the side street that ran in front of the
Radley Place, and what remained of his poor mind made him pause and
seem to consider which road he would take. He made a few hesitant
steps and stopped in front of the Radley gate; then he tried to turn
around, but was having difficulty.
Atticus said, "He's within range, Heck. You better get him before he
goes down the side street- Lord knows who's around the corner. Go
inside, Cal."
Calpurnia opened the screen door, latched it behind her, then
unlatched it and held onto the hook. She tried to block Jem and me
with her body, but we looked out from beneath her arms.
"Take him, Mr. Finch." Mr. Tate handed the rifle to Atticus; Jem and
I nearly fainted.
"Don't waste time, Heck," said Atticus. "Go on."
