never makes a noise, and she's very good. She catches all the mice
—Oh! You're angry again! We will not speak about Dinah any more
—“
"We!" the Mouse cried. "I never speak about cats! I don't want
to hear any more about them."
Alice quickly tried to speak about other things. "Perhaps—
" she said, "perhaps you like dogs?" The Mouse did not answer, so
Alice began again: "There is a very nice little dog near our house.
You would love it. It likes playing with children, but it works
too. Its home is on a farm, and the farmer says that it helps him
a lot. It kills all the m — Oh!"
The Mouse was very angry. He splashed his way to the side of
the pool and got out of the water. Alice went after him.
There were a lot of animals and birds which had fallen into
the pool: a duck, and a dodo, and others with names that Alice did
not know. They splashed after Alice and got out of the water.
A Caucus Race
Alice was very cold after being in the pool, and all the animals
and birds were cold and unhappy.
Alice did not wonder about it when they began to speak to her.
"The best thing if you are cold," the Dodo said, "is to have
a race—a Caucus race."
None of the other birds or animals said anything, but the Dodo
was waiting for a question, so Alice asked, "What is a Caucus race?"
"I could tell you," the Dodo said, "but the best thing is to
do it."
The Dodo made marks to show where to run.
There was no place to begin running. There was no place to run
to. There was no 'One, two, three, go!" They began running when
they liked, and they stopped when they liked. Only the Dodo knew
when the race was over. When everybody was hot again and happy,
the Dodo called out: "The race is over!"
Then they all stood round the Dodo and asked, "Who has won?"
The Dodo could not answer at once. He sat for a long time with
a finger to his head, and at last he said:
Everybody has won. Everybody must have a prize.
"But who is to give the prizes?" the Mouse and a lot of other
animals asked.
"She is," the Dodo said, looking at Alice.
"Prizes! Prizes!" all the birds and animals cried, standing
round Alice.
Alice was not ready for this, but she put her hand in her pocket.
She found a small box of very small sweets in it. (It was a good
thing that the water had not got into it.) There was just one sweet
for each of the birds and animals.
"But she must have a prize herself, you know." the Mouse said.
"Yes," the Dodo answered. He told Alice to find another prize
in her pocket.
"I only have the box," Alice said.
"Give it to me." The Dodo put his hand out, and Alice put the
box into it.
They all stood round Alice again, and the Dodo gave her the
box, saying: "Please take this very beautiful box with our thanks."
The next thing was to eat the sweets. There was some noise and
crying about this. The sweets were too small for the big birds:
they did not last. They were too big for the small birds. "Quick!
Pat them on their backs!" Alice cried.
At last the sweets were all gone, and the birds and animals
sat round in a ring and waited for something to happen.
"If Dinah were here, I should be very happy," Alice said. She
said it to herself, but her new friends heard the words.
"And who is Dinah, may I ask?" the Dodo said.
Alice was always ready to speak about her friend the cat.
"Dinah's our cat. She's very nice. And she's very quick. You
should see her catching mice. She's very good at catching birds
too. --Oh, why have they all gone?"
All the animals and birds had gone. Alice was alone again. "
They don't like me to speak about Dinah," she told herself. "Nobody
likes Dinah down here, but she's the best cat of all. I wonder if
I shall ever see her again."
Alice began to cry again because she was alone, but she heard
little feet coming towards her, and she stopped crying. " Perhaps
it's the Mouse," she thought.
The White Rabbit's House
It was not the Mouse. It was the White Rabbit. He was looking
everywhere, and she heard him saying, "The Duchess! The Duchess!
She'll be so angry! Oh, where are they? Where did they fall?"
Alice knew that he was looking for the fan and the little gloves,
and she tried to find them. But every- thing was changed. The hall
with the little glass table and the doors had gone. She was in the
country.
The White Rabbit saw her. "What are you doing out here, Mary
Ann?" he asked angrily. "Run home at once and bring me some white
gloves and a fan. Quick! Now!"
Alice ran towards a little house whithout trying to tell the
White Rabbit that she was not the girl who worked for him. When
she came to the door of the house, she saw: W.RABBIT on it, and
she went in. In a small room at the top of the house there was a
table. Alice saw a fan and some gloves on it. She took them and
went towards the door, but there was a little bottle near it. It
was not like the bottle in the hall. It did not have "Drink me'
on it, but she tried it.
"When I eat or drink anything here," she said to herself,
"something always happens. Perhaps this will make me grow big again.
I don't want to be small any more."
She did grow. She grew very quickly.
"Have I drunk too much?" she wondered.
She sat down. But soon she was too big for that. With her side
on the floor it was better, but she was still growing. She put her
arm out of the window and her foot inside the fireplace.
"I'm glad there isn't a fire," she thought. "If I grow any more,
I don't know what will happen."
She stopped growing, but she could not move.
"Mary Ann! Mary Ann! Where are you? Where are my gloves?" The
words came from the garden, outside the window. The Rabbit was there,
and soon Alice heard his little feet as he came up to the room.
The Rabbit tried to open the door of the room, but he could
not move it. Alice's back stopped it.
Alice heard him say, "Then I'll go and get in at the window."
"Oh, no, you will not!" Alice thought. She waited for the Rabbit
to run round the house to the window.
There was a little cry. She heard the Rabbit calling for help,
and then she heard little animals speaking.
"It's an arm."
"It's too big. It can't be an arm."
"It is an arm. Take it away."
Alice moved her arm. There were more cries and a lot of noise,
and then she heard the Rabbit:
"We must burn the house down!"
Alice shouted, "If you do, I'll ask Dinah to catch you!" Her
shout made the little house shake.
There was no answer from the little animals. She heard nothing
at all for some time. Then they began to move about again.
"What will they do next?" Alice wondered.
A lot of little stones were thrown at the window. Some of them
hit her arm, and some of them came through the window and hit her
face and her body before they fell on the floor.
Alice looked at the stones on the floor. They all became little
cakes.
"If I eat one of these cakes," she thought, "it will do
something to me. It can't make me bigger, so it must make me
smaller."
She ate one of the cakes.
At once she began to get smaller. When she was so small that
she could go through the door, she ran out of the house.
There were a lot of animals outside, so Alice ran quickly until
she got to some trees. It was very hard to run because she was so
small. She ran round even the smallest plants and flowers.
"Oh!" Alice said, stopping and using a piece of grass as a fan.
"I must grow bigger again. How can I do it? I must eat or drink
something, but the question is: What?"
That was the question. Alice looked all round her at the flowers
and the grass, but she could not see anything with "Eat me' or 'Drink
me' on it.
There was a big mushroom growing near her. Alice went towards
it. She looked under it; she looked beside it; she looked at the
back of it. Then she looked to see what was on top of it.
The mushroom was as big as she was, but she could just see over
the top. She looked into the eyes of a big blue caterpillar.
The Caterpillar
The Caterpillar looked at Alice and said nothing.
"Perhaps it doesn't speak', Alice thought.
But at last it did speak. "Who are you?" it asked.
" It was a hard question." Alice answered, but not very quickly:
"I—I don't know. "I knew who I was this morning, but I have changed
— more than once — I think."
"How?" the Caterpillar asked.
It was another hard question. Alice said, " It's just
that--changing from one thing to another is very hard."
"No, it isn't."
Alice thought about that. "Perhaps it isn't hard for you," she
said. She knew that caterpillars change more than once before they
become butterflies. "But it is hard for me."
"For you? Who are you?"
The Caterpillar had asked that question before, and Alice was
near to becoming angry. She said, "Perhaps you can tell me who you
are before I tell you who I am?"
"Why?"
It was another hard question. Alice could not answer it, so
she began to walk away.
"Come back!" the Caterpillar called. "I want to say something."
Alice went back to the mushroom.
"You must never be angry." the Caterpillar said.
"Is that all?" Alice asked. She was angry.
"No!"
Alice waited. "Perhaps it will say something if I wait," she
thought.
The Caterpillar got down from the mushroom and began to move
away. As it went, it said: "One side will make you grow bigger,
and the other side will make you grow smaller."
Alice did not say anything, but she thought, "One side of what?
The other side of what?
Perhaps the Caterpillar heard her thinking, because it said,
"Of the mushroom." Then it went into the grass, and Alice never
saw it again.
Alice looked at the mushroom. It was round, like all mushrooms.
"How can it have two sides-one side and the other side?" she
wondered.
At last she put her arms round the top, as far as they would
go. She took a bit of the mushroom with each hand.
"And now which bit will make me bigger?" she asked herself.
She took a very small bite from one. "Oh!" she cried, as her head
hit her foot. She just got a small bite from the other side into
her mouth before it was too late. That made her bigger.
Then she tried very small bites from one side on the other,
and at last she was not too big and not too small.
" Now I must find that beautiful garden," she said.
Alice began to walk through the trees. She came to a garden,
but it was not the garden that she saw before. There was a house
in it — a very small house.
"I'm much too big," Alice thought. "If I go there like this,
the people in the house will be afraid. I'll eat some mushroom from
the art that makes me small."
Pig and Pepper
When Alice was not too big to go through the door, she went
up to it. The house was very noisy in- side.
There's no bell," she told herself, "and nobody would hear a
bell. There's too much noise."
She opened the door and went in.
She wanted to cover her ears because of the noise, but she could
not do that in front of the Duchess.
The Duchess was sitting on a very small chair. She had a baby
in her arms. The cook was at the fire, making soup in a very big
pot.
"There's too much pepper in that soup," Alice said to herself.
It was hard to say anything because the pepper made her sneeze so
much. Even the Duchess was sneezing, and the baby sneezed and cried
without stopping.
The cook was not sneezing, but she was making a great noise
with the cooking things-crash! bang! smash!
There was a very big cat, too, and it was not sneezing. It was
sitting near the fire, and it had a grin from ear to ear on its
face.
"Can girls speak first to duchesses, or must they wait for the
duchesses to speak to them?" Alice wondered.
The Duchess did not speak, so Alice asked: "Please tell me why
your cat grins like that."
" It's a Cheshire cat," said the Duchess, " and that's why.
Pig !" She shouted the last word, and Alice jumped. But the Duchess
was shouting at the baby, and not at Alice. So Alice spoke again.
"I didn't know that Cheshire cats always grin. I have never
seen any cat grinning."
"They all can," said the Duchess, "and most of them do."
"I didn't know that." Alice said.
"You don't know much!"
Alice thought, "I must think of something new to speak about."
But just then the cook took the soup pot off the fire and began
to throw things at the Duchess. One thing came through the air after
another: pots, jars, irons, knives... Some of the things hit the
Duchess and the baby. The Duchess did nothing, and the baby was
making so much noise that it could not make any more.
"Oh, please don't throw any more things at the baby." Alice
cried. "You'll hit its pretty nose."
"It isn't your baby," the Duchess said, and she began to sing
to it. After every line she gave it a great shake. The words were:
Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.
Perhaps those were not the words. It was hard for Alice to hear
them because the baby was making so much noise.
"Here!" the Duchess said. "You can have the baby for a time
if you like." As she was speaking, she threw the baby to Alice,
adding, "I must get ready to play croquet with the Queen," and going
quickly out of the room. The cook threw a pot after her, but it
did not hit her.
Alice caught the baby, but it was hard to make it stay still
in her arms. She took it out of the house, and after a time it stopped
sneezing. It did not stop crying, but it began to make noises like
a baby pig. Its eyes were becoming very small, and its nose was
changing and becoming more like a pig's nose.
"It is a pig!" Alice told herself. She put it down on the ground,
and it ran happily away, making pig noises.
Alice looked round her. She jumped a little when she saw the
Cheshire Cat sitting in one of the trees near her.
The Cat only grinned when it saw Alice.
"It looks kind," she thought, "but perhaps it will get angry
quickly like all the people and animals here." So she tried to speak
in a pleasing way.
"Cheshire Cat, dear," she said.