Its grin grew bigger. not smaller, so she knew that it was
pleased.
"Will you tell me, please," she said, "which way I must o from
here?"
" Yes," said the Cat, " but mustn't you tell me where you want
to go?"
"Well, any place—" Alice began.
"Then you can go any way," the Cat said.
"--if it is a place," Alice said.
" If you walk that way, you'll get to a Hatter's house. Hatters
make hats, you know. And if you walk that way, you'll find a March
Hare. The Hatter's mad, and the March Hare's mad."
" But I don't want to meet mad people," Alice said.
Oh, there's no way not to meet them. We're all mad here. I'm
mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" Alice asked.
"You must be mad," the Cat said. "Everybody who comes here is
mad. Are you going to play croquet with the Queen today?"
"That would be very nice," said Alice, "but nobody has asked
me yet."
"You'll see me there," the Cheshire Cat said.
It did not go away, but it was not there any more. It just
disappeared. Alice did not wonder about this, but she was still
looking at the place when it appeared again. " What happened to
the baby?" it asked.
"It became a pig," Alice said.
"I thought it would," said the Cat, and disappeared again.
Alice waited. "Perhaps it will appear again," she thought. But
it did not appear, and she began to walk towards the March Hare's
home.
"I have seen hatters before," she said to herself. "I would
like to see a March Hare. This is May, not march, so perhaps the
March Hare isn't very mad."
Just then, she looked up, and there was the Cheshire Cat again,
sitting in another tree.
"Did you say pig, or fig?" said the Cat.
"I said pig," Alice answered. "And please stop appearing and
disappearing so quickly. I don't like it."
The Cat disappeared a little at a time. The last part that Alice
could see was its grin. It was there after the other parts had gone.
" I have seen a cat without a grin very many times," Alice
thought. "but a grin without a cat! I never saw anything like that
before."
When the Cheshire Cat's grin had gone, Alice began to walk again
towards the March Hare's house. She saw it through the trees, and
it was not so small as the Duchess's house. Alice had the bits of
mushroom in her pockets. She quickly ate a little of the bit that
made her bigger. Then she walked towards the house.
At the Tea Table
There was a tree in front of the house. A big table under the
tree had places for a lot of people, but there were only three at
it: the Hatter, the March Hare, and a dormouse. The Dormouse was
asleep, and the other two were sitting very near to it, one on each
side, and speaking over its head.
When they saw Alice, the Hatter and the March Hare cried out,
"No, no! There isn't a place for you!"
"There are a lot of places," Alice said, and she sat down in
a big chair.
The Hatter looked at her and took a watch out of his pocket.
"What day is it?" he asked.
Alice thought. Then she said, " Wednesday, I think."
"It;s Friday by my watch," the Hatter said to the March Hare,
looking unhappy. "I told you that butter wasn't good for a watch."
"It was the best butter," the March Hare said.
" Yes, but you put it in with the bread knife. Some bread got
in, perhaps."
The March Hare took the watch and looked at it sadly. Then he
put it in his tea; took it out; looked at it sadly again; and said
again, " It was the best butter."
Alice looked at the watch. "It tells the day," she said, "but
it doesn't tell you the time of day."
"Why should it?" the Hatter asked. "Does your watch tell you
what year it is?"
" No," Alice answered, " but that's because it's the same year
for a very long time."
"And my watch doesn't tell the time because it's always tea
time."
Alice wondered about that, but she said nothing.
"Take some more tea," the March Hare said to her.
Alice said. "Thank you. But I haven't had any yet, so I can't
take more."
"Yes, you can," the Hatter said. "Anybody can take more than
nothing."
Alice did not like the way the Hatter spoke to her. "I don't
think he should speak to me like that," she thought. And she began
to tell him: " I don't think—"
"Then you shouldn't speak," the Hatter said.
Alice was angry. She walked away from the table. " Perhaps
they'll call me back," she thought. "And then they'll be nice to
me and give me some tea and bread-and-butter."
But they did not say anything. She looked back once. The
Dormouse was still asleep, and the Hatter and the March Hare were
trying to put it into the teapot.
"I'll never go there again," Alice said. And she tried to tell
herself, " I didn't want any tea or bread-and-butter."
Just as she said that, she saw a door in one of the trees.
I have never seen a door in a tree before," she thought. "I
wonder where it goes." And she went in. She found herself in the
long hall, near the little glass table.
"I'll get through the little door into the garden this time,"
she said to herself. She took the little golden key and opened the
little door. Then she took very small bites from the bit of mushroom
that made her smaller. When she was not too big and not too small,
she walked through the door. At last she was in the beautiful
garden.
Croquet With the Queen
The prettiest flowers in the garden were the roses. There were
some on a small tree. Alice stopped to look at them. They were white
roses, but three gardeners were working hard, trying to make them
red.
"Why are they doing that?" Alice wondered. She went near them.
"Please can you tell me," she asked, "why you are making those
roses red?"
The three gardeners looked very unhappy.
"You tell her. Seven," one of them said.
"No," said Seven, "you tell her. Five."
But Five said, "No, you tell her. Two."
Two looked even more unhappy. but he began. Well. Miss,
this-er-this-er-tree should be a red rose tree. If the Queen sees
white roses on it, she'll-er-she'll have our heads cut off. So we're
trying to make them red before she comes to-er—"
Five was looking across the garden, and just then he cried out,
"The Queen! The Queen!"
At once the three gardeners threw themselves down with their
faces on the grouna.
Alice heard a great noise. "Now I shall see the Queen!" she
thought.
It was a procession. Ten soldiers came in front of all the
others. They were like the gardeners, but they had clubs ? . Then
Alice saw ten of the King's own men with red diamonds ? on them.
The children of the King and Queen came next, all with red hearts
?. After them there were the people who had come to play croquet.
Most of them were kings and queens, but Alice saw that one of them
was the White Rabbit, not looking at all happy. The Knave of Hearts
came next, "just in front of the King and Queen of Hearts
themselves.
" Should I lie on my face like the gardeners?" Alice wondered.
"But what is a procession for if nobody looks at it?" So she stood
and waited.
When the procession came to Alice, they all stopped and looked
at her. The Queen said to the Knave of Hearts. "Who is this?"
The, Knave of Hearts did not know, so he said nothing.
" Fool!" the Queen shouted. Then she spoke to Alice. "What's
you name, child?"
"My name is Alice, if you please." And Alice wondered if that
was the way to speak to a queen. "But they're only a pack of cards,"
she told herself. "I'm not going to be afraid of them."
The Queen looked at the tree gardeners who were on their faces
round the rose tree. She could not see who they were because their
backs were the same as the backs of all the others: the same as
three soldiers; or three of the King's own men; or even three of
her own children.
"Who are these?" the Queen asked.
"Don't ask me! Why should I know?" said Alice. … "That was
very brave of me," she thought.
The Queen's face became very red. She was very, very angry.
She looked at Alice and shouted: "Off with her head! Off—"
"Nonsense!" said Alice.
The Queen did not know what to do. The King put his hand on
his wife's arm and said, "Don't be angry, my dear. She's only a
child."
She moved her arm away angrily. " Show me their faces," she
said to the Knave.
The Knave moved the gardeners with his foot.
" Get up!" the Queen shouted, and they stood up, very much
afraid, and saying nothing.
" What," the Queen asked, " have you been doing?"
"If you please," began Two, " we-er-we were trying—"
"I see!" said the Queen. She had been looking at the roses.
"Off with their heads!"
The procession moved on, but three soldiers stayed to cut the
gardeners' heads off. The gardeners ran to Alice for help, and she
put them into a big flower pot. "Don't be afraid," she said. "They
will not cut your heads off."
The soldiers looked round the garden for some time. Then they
went after the procession.
"Are their heads off?" the Queen shouted.
" Their heads have gone, if you please," they shouted back.
" Good!" shouted the Queen. " Can you play croquet?"
The soldiers said nothing, but they looked at Alice. The
question was for her.
"Yes," Alice called out.
" Come on, then!" the Queen cried, and Alice went and look her
place in the procession.
"What will happen next?" she wondered.
"It's-it's a nice day, isn't it?" she heard.
The White Rabbit was beside her. He was looking at her face
to see if she was angry with him.
"Yes, a very nice day," Alice said. "Where's the Duchess?"
"Sh!" The Rabbit looked all round him quickly. Then he put his
mouth near to Alice's ear and said: "She's going to have her head
cut off."
"Is she? Why?" Alice said.
"Did you say, "I shall cry'?" the Rabbit asked.
"No, I didn't. I shall not cry. I said, "Why?"
"She hit the Queen—" the Rabbit began.
"Oh, good!" Alice said.
"Sh!" the Rabbit said again. (Alice could see that he was
afraid.) 'The Queen will hear you. She hears everything. The
Duchess came late, and the Queen said—"
" Go to your places!" shouted the Queen, and people began to
run about everywhere. They ran into other people and fell down.
Alice could see that they were all afraid of the Queen. But after
a time they were ready, and the game began.
This croquet was not the game Alice knew. At home people hit
a ball with a wooden 'mallet' to send it over the grass. Here
somebody gave her a flamingo to hit a hedgehog. Some of the ground
was grassy, and some was not.
When her flamingo was ready to hit the hedgehog, the hedgehog
walked away. When the hedgehog was a ball again, the flamingo put
its head up and looked at her. "It's a very hard game," Alice
thought.
The game was hard for everybody, and the Queen was becoming
angrier and angrier. She went round shouting "Off with his head!"
or "Off with her head!"
Alice didn't see any heads being cut off, but she was not happy.
"The Queen isn't angry with me just now," she thought, "but it can
happen at any time. I would like to speak to somebody about it."
There was something in the air near her. "I wonder what it is,"
she said. And then she saw that it was a grin. "It's the Cheshire
Cat," she thought.
"Now I shall have somebody to speak to."
As soon as its mouth was all there, the Cheshire Cat said, "How
are you? Are you happy?"
Alice waited. When she could see its eyes, she shook her head.
"I can't speak to it," she thought, "before it has some ears —
or perhaps one ear."
Soon she could see its head, with the ears, and, Alice said,
"I don't like the game at all. It isn't a good game."
The Cat did not show any more of itself. Its head stayed in
the air without a body. "How do you like the Queen?" it asked.
" I don't," said Alice. She saw that the Queen was very near,
and she added "-think—l don't think that there is any queen like
her."
The Queen was pleased, and moved away. But the King came to
Alice and stood by her, looking at the Cat's head and wondering.
"Who are you speaking to?" he asked Alice.
"It's a friend of mine," Alice said, "a Cheshire cat."
I don't like the look of it at all," said the King, "but it
may kiss my hand, if it likes."
"I don't want to." the Cat said.
The King was angry, but he was afraid too. "Don't look at me
like that," he said to the Cat, and he stood on the other side of
Alice.
Alice said, "A cat may look at a king. I read that in a book,
I think."
"Well, it must go," the King said, and he called to the Queen.
"This cat must go, my dear, mustn't it?"
The Queen did not even look. " Off with his head!" she shouted.
"I'll get the axeman myself," the King said, and he went away
quickly.
Just then, Alice lost her flamingo. It tried to fly up into
a tree, and she could not catch it for some time.
When Alice got back to the Cheshire Cat, there were a lot of
people round it. The King and the Queen and the axeman were all
speaking at the same time.
The axeman was saying: "I can't cut a head off it there isn't
a body to cut it off."
The King was saying: "Nonsense! If anything has a head, its
head can be cut off."
The Queen was saying: "If somebody doesn't do something soon,
I'll have everybody's head cut off."
As soon as Alice came, they all asked her about it. Alice
thought, and then she said, " It's the Duchess's cat. Ask her about
it."
"Bring the Duchess here," the Queen said. "She's waiting to
have her head cut off."
The axeman ran to get the Duchess. and the Cheshire Cat's head
began to disappear. Even its grin had disappeared by the time the
Duchess came. The King and the axeman ran about, trying to find
it, but the Queen told all the others to go back to the game.
"Come for a walk," the Duchess said, and she put her arm through
Alice's arm. "I'm very glad to see you again." And they walked away.
Alice heard the Queen at the croquet ground. She was still
shouting 'Off with his head!" and 'Off with her head!" as she got
angry with the players.
"You must be glad to be alive." Alice said to the Duchess.
"Yes," the Duchess said. "It's a nice day."
"Will they still cut your head off?"