But at least it is because they are thinking of something.
Myself, for example, how often has it happened to me to
look on the bureau for my pen to write a label, and to
find, after all, that I had put it behind my ear!’
Madame Lefrancois just then went to the door to see if
the ‘Hirondelle’ were not coming. She started. A man
dressed in black suddenly came into the kitchen. By the
last gleam of the twilight one could see that his face was
rubicund and his form athletic.
‘What can I do for you, Monsieur le Curie?’ asked the
landlady, as she reached down from the chimney one of
the copper candlesticks placed with their candles in a row.
‘Will you take something? A thimbleful of Cassis*? A glass
of wine?’
*Black currant liqueur.
The priest declined very politely. He had come for his
umbrella, that he had forgotten the other day at the
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Ernemont convent, and after asking Madame Lefrancois to
have it sent to him at the presbytery in the evening, he left
for the church, from which the Angelus was ringing.
When the chemist no longer heard the noise of his
boots along the square, he thought the priest’s behaviour
just now very unbecoming. This refusal to take any
refreshment seemed to him the most odious hypocrisy; all
priests tippled on the sly, and were trying to bring back
the days of the tithe.
The landlady took up the defence of her curie.
‘Besides, he could double up four men like you over
his knee. Last year he helped our people to bring in the
straw; he carried as many as six trusses at once, he is so
strong.’
‘Bravo!’ said the chemist. ‘Now just send your
daughters to confess to fellows which such a temperament!
I, if I were the Government, I’d have the priests bled once
a month. Yes, Madame Lefrancois, every month—a good
phlebotomy, in the interests of the police and morals.’
‘Be quiet, Monsieur Homais. You are an infidel;
you’ve no religion.’
The chemist answered: ‘I have a religion, my religion,
and I even have more than all these others with their
mummeries and their juggling. I adore God, on the
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contrary. I believe in the Supreme Being, in a Creator,
whatever he may be. I care little who has placed us here
below to fulfil our duties as citizens and fathers of families;
but I don’t need to go to church to kiss silver plates, and
fatten, out of my pocket, a lot of good-for-nothings who
live better than we do. For one can know Him as well in a
wood, in a field, or even contemplating the eternal vault
like the ancients. My God! Mine is the God of Socrates, of
Franklin, of Voltaire, and of Beranger! I am for the
profession of faith of the ‘Savoyard Vicar,’ and the
immortal principles of ‘89! And I can’t admit of an old boy
of a God who takes walks in his garden with a cane in his
hand, who lodges his friends in the belly of whales, dies
uttering a cry, and rises again at the end of three days;
things absurd in themselves, and completely opposed,
moreover, to all physical laws, which prove to us, by the
way, that priests have always wallowed in turpid
ignorance, in which they would fain engulf the people
with them.’
He ceased, looking round for an audience, for in his
bubbling over the chemist had for a moment fancied
himself in the midst of the town council. But the landlady
no longer heeded him; she was listening to a distant
rolling. One could distinguish the noise of a carriage
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mingled with the clattering of loose horseshoes that beat
against the ground, and at last the ‘Hirondelle’ stopped at
the door.
It was a yellow box on two large wheels, that, reaching
to the tilt, prevented travelers from seeing the road and
dirtied their shoulders. The small panes of the narrow
windows rattled in their sashes when the coach was closed,
and retained here and there patches of mud amid the old
layers of dust, that not even storms of rain had altogether
washed away. It was drawn by three horses, the first a
leader, and when it came down-hill its bottom jolted
against the ground.
Some of the inhabitants of Yonville came out into the
square; they all spoke at once, asking for news, for
explanations, for hampers. Hivert did not know whom to
answer. It was he who did the errands of the place in
town. He went to the shops and brought back rolls of
leather for the shoemaker, old iron for the farrier, a barrel
of herrings for his mistress, caps from the milliner’s, locks
from the hair-dresser’s and all along the road on his return
journey he distributed his parcels, which he threw,
standing upright on his seat and shouting at the top of his
voice, over the enclosures of the yards.
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An accident had delayed him. Madame Bovary’s
greyhound had run across the field. They had whistled for
him a quarter of an hour; Hivert had even gone back a
mile and a half expecting every moment to catch sight of
her; but it had been necessary to go on.
Emma had wept, grown angry; she had accused Charles
of this misfortune. Monsieur Lheureux, a draper, who
happened to be in the coach with her, had tried to console
her by a number of examples of lost dogs recognizing their
masters at the end of long years. One, he said had been
told of, who had come back to Paris from Constantinople.
Another had gone one hundred and fifty miles in a straight
line, and swum four rivers; and his own father had
possessed a poodle, which, after twelve years of absence,
had all of a sudden jumped on his back in the street as he
was going to dine in town.
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CHAPTER TWO
Emma got out first, then Felicite, Monsieur Lheureux,
and a nurse, and they had to wake up Charles in his
corner, where he had slept soundly since night set in.
Homais introduced himself; he offered his homages to
madame and his respects to monsieur; said he was charmed
to have been able to render them some slight service, and
added with a cordial air that he had ventured to invite
himself, his wife being away.
When Madame Bovary was in the kitchen she went up
to the chimney.
With the tips of her fingers she caught her dress at the
knee, and having thus pulled it up to her ankle, held out
her foot in its black boot to the fire above the revolving
leg of mutton. The flame lit up the whole of her,
penetrating with a crude light the woof of her gowns, the
fine pores of her fair skin, and even her eyelids, which she
blinked now and again. A great red glow passed over her
with the blowing of the wind through the half-open door.
On the other side of the chimney a young man with
fair hair watched her silently.
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As he was a good deal bored at Yonville, where he was
a clerk at the notary’s, Monsieur Guillaumin, Monsieur
Leon Dupuis (it was he who was the second habitue of the
‘Lion d’Or’) frequently put back his dinner-hour in hope
that some traveler might come to the inn, with whom he
could chat in the evening. On the days when his work
was done early, he had, for want of something else to do,
to come punctually, and endure from soup to cheese a
tete-a-tete with Binet. It was therefore with delight that
he accepted the landlady’s suggestion that he should dine
in company with the newcomers, and they passed into the
large parlour where Madame Lefrancois, for the purpose
of showing off, had had the table laid for four.
Homais asked to be allowed to keep on his skull-cap,
for fear of coryza; then, turning to his neighbour—
‘Madame is no doubt a little fatigued; one gets jolted so
abominably in our ‘Hirondelle.’’
‘That is true,’ replied Emma; ‘but moving about always
amuses me. I like change of place.’
‘It is so tedious,’ sighed the clerk, ‘to be always riveted
to the same places.’
‘If you were like me,’ said Charles, ‘constantly obliged
to be in the saddle’—
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‘But,’ Leon went on, addressing himself to Madame
Bovary, ‘nothing, it seems to me, is more pleasant—when
one can,’ he added.
‘Moreover,’ said the druggist, ‘the practice of medicine
is not very hard work in our part of the world, for the
state of our roads allows us the use of gigs, and generally,
as the farmers are prosperous, they pay pretty well. We
have, medically speaking, besides the ordinary cases of
enteritis, bronchitis, bilious affections, etc., now and then
a few intermittent fevers at harvest-time; but on the
whole, little of a serious nature, nothing special to note,
unless it be a great deal of scrofula, due, no doubt, to the
deplorable hygienic conditions of our peasant dwellings.
Ah! you will find many prejudices to combat, Monsieur
Bovary, much obstinacy of routine, with which all the
efforts of your science will daily come into collision; for
people still have recourse to novenas, to relics, to the
priest, rather than come straight to the doctor of the
chemist. The climate, however, is not, truth to tell, bad,
and we even have a few nonagenarians in our parish. The
thermometer (I have made some observations) falls in
winter to 4 degrees Centigrade at the outside, which gives
us 24 degrees Reaumur as the maximum, or otherwise 54
degrees Fahrenheit (English scale), not more. And, as a
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matter of fact, we are sheltered from the north winds by
the forest of Argueil on the one side, from the west winds
by the St. Jean range on the other; and this heat,
moreover, which, on account of the aqueous vapours
given off by the river and the considerable number of
cattle in the fields, which, as you know, exhale much
ammonia, that is to say, nitrogen, hydrogen and oxygen
(no, nitrogen and hydrogen alone), and which sucking up
into itself the humus from the ground, mixing together all
those different emanations, unites them into a stack, so to
say, and combining with the electricity diffused through
the atmosphere, when there is any, might in the long run,
as in tropical countries, engender insalubrious miasmata—
this heat, I say, finds itself perfectly tempered on the side
whence it comes, or rather whence it should come—that
is to say, the southern side— by the south-eastern winds,
which, having cooled themselves passing over the Seine,
reach us sometimes all at once like breezes from Russia.’
‘At any rate, you have some walks in the
neighbourhood?’ continued Madame Bovary, speaking to
the young man.
‘Oh, very few,’ he answered. ‘There is a place they call
La Pature, on the top of the hill, on the edge of the forest.
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Sometimes, on Sundays, I go and stay there with a book,
watching the sunset.’
‘I think there is nothing so admirable as sunsets,’ she
resumed; ‘but especially by the side of the sea.’
‘Oh, I adore the sea!’ said Monsieur Leon.
‘And then, does it not seem to you,’ continued
Madame Bovary, ‘that the mind travels more freely on this
limitless expanse, the contemplation of which elevates the
soul, gives ideas of the infinite, the ideal?’
‘It is the same with mountainous landscapes,’ continued
Leon. ‘A cousin of mine who travelled in Switzerland last
year told me that one could not picture to oneself the
poetry of the lakes, the charm of the waterfalls, the
gigantic effect of the glaciers. One sees pines of incredible
size across torrents, cottages suspended over precipices,
and, a thousand feet below one, whole valleys when the
clouds open. Such spectacles must stir to enthusiasm,
incline to prayer, to ecstasy; and I no longer marvel at that
celebrated musician who, the better to inspire his
imagination, was in the habit of playing the piano before
some imposing site.’
‘You play?’ she asked.
‘No, but I am very fond of music,’ he replied.
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‘Ah! don’t you listen to him, Madame Bovary,’
interrupted Homais, bending over his plate. ‘That’s sheer
modesty. Why, my dear fellow, the other day in your
room you were singing ‘L’Ange Gardien’ ravishingly. I
heard you from the laboratory. You gave it like an actor.’
Leon, in fact, lodged at the chemist’s where he had a
small room on the second floor, overlooking the Place. He
blushed at the compliment of his landlord, who had
already turned to the doctor, and was enumerating to him,
one after the other, all the principal inhabitants of
Yonville. He was telling anecdotes, giving information;
the fortune of the notary was not known exactly, and
‘there was the Tuvache household,’ who made a good
deal of show.
Emma continued, ‘And what music do you prefer?’
‘Oh, German music; that which makes you dream.’
‘Have you been to the opera?’
‘Not yet; but I shall go next year, when I am living at
Paris to finish reading for the bar.’
‘As I had the honour of putting it to your husband,’
said the chemist, ‘with regard to this poor Yanoda who
has run away, you will find yourself, thanks to his
extravagance, in the possession of one of the most
comfortable houses of Yonville. Its greatest convenience
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for a doctor is a door giving on the Walk, where one can
go in and out unseen. Moreover, it contains everything
that is agreeable in a household—a laundry, kitchen with
offices, sitting-room, fruit-room, and so on. He was a gay
dog, who didn’t care what he spent. At the end of the
garden, by the side of the water, he had an arbour built
just for the purpose of drinking beer in summer; and if
madame is fond of gardening she will be able—‘
‘My wife doesn’t care about it,’ said Charles; ‘although
she has been advised to take exercise, she prefers always
sitting in her room reading.’