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started off, and was at that moment rattling down the street--Mr

Chuckster, with his hat off and a pen behind his ear, hanging on in the

rear of the chaise and making futile attempts to draw it the other way,

to the unspeakable admiration of all beholders. Even in running away,

however, Whisker was perverse, for he had not gone very far when he

suddenly stopped, and before assistance could be rendered, commenced

backing at nearly as quick a pace as he had gone forward. By these

means Mr Chuckster was pushed and hustled to the office again, in a

most inglorious manner, and arrived in a state of great exhaustion and

discomfiture.

The old lady then stepped into her seat, and Mr Abel (whom they had

come to fetch) into his. The old gentleman, after reasoning with the

pony on the extreme impropriety of his conduct, and making the best

amends in his power to Mr Chuckster, took his place also, and they

drove away, waving a farewell to the Notary and his clerk, and more

than once turning to nod kindly to Kit as he watched them from the road.

CHAPTER 21

Kit turned away and very soon forgot the pony, and the chaise, and the

little old lady, and the little old gentleman, and the little young

gentleman to boot, in thinking what could have become of his late

master and his lovely grandchild, who were the fountain-head of all his

meditations. Still casting about for some plausible means of

accounting for their non-appearance, and of persuading himself that

they must soon return, he bent his steps towards home, intending to

finish the task which the sudden recollection of his contract had

interrupted, and then to sally forth once more to seek his fortune for

the day.

When he came to the corner of the court in which he lived, lo and

behold there was the pony again! Yes, there he was, looking more

obstinate than ever; and alone in the chaise, keeping a steady watch

upon his every wink, sat Mr Abel, who, lifting up his eyes by chance

and seeing Kit pass by, nodded to him as though he would have nodded

his head off.

Kit wondered to see the pony again, so near his own home too, but it

never occurred to him for what purpose the pony might have come there,

or where the old lady and the old gentleman had gone, until he lifted

the latch of the door, and walking in, found them seated in the room in

conversation with his mother, at which unexpected sight he pulled off

his hat and made his best bow in some confusion.

'We are here before you, you see, Christopher,' said Mr Garland smiling.

'Yes, sir,' said Kit; and as he said it, he looked towards his mother

for an explanation of the visit.

'The gentleman's been kind enough, my dear,' said she, in reply to this

mute interrogation, 'to ask me whether you were in a good place, or in

any place at all, and when I told him no, you were not in any, he was

so good as to say that--'

'--That we wanted a good lad in our house,' said the old gentleman and

the old lady both together, 'and that perhaps we might think of it, if

we found everything as we would wish it to be.'

As this thinking of it, plainly meant the thinking of engaging Kit, he

immediately partook of his mother's anxiety and fell into a great

flutter; for the little old couple were very methodical and cautious,

and asked so many questions that he began to be afraid there was no

chance of his success.

'You see, my good woman,' said Mrs Garland to Kit's mother, 'that it's

necessary to be very careful and particular in such a matter as this,

for we're only three in family, and are very quiet regular folks, and

it would be a sad thing if we made any kind of mistake, and found

things different from what we hoped and expected.'

To this, Kit's mother replied, that certainly it was quite true, and

quite right, and quite proper, and Heaven forbid that she should

shrink, or have cause to shrink, from any inquiry into her character or

that of her son, who was a very good son though she was his mother, in

which respect, she was bold to say, he took after his father, who was

not only a good son to HIS mother, but the best of husbands and the

best of fathers besides, which Kit could and would corroborate she

knew, and so would little Jacob and the baby likewise if they were old

enough, which unfortunately they were not, though as they didn't know

what a loss they had had, perhaps it was a great deal better that they

should be as young as they were; and so Kit's mother wound up a long

story by wiping her eyes with her apron, and patting little Jacob's

head, who was rocking the cradle and staring with all his might at the

strange lady and gentleman.

When Kit's mother had done speaking, the old lady struck in again, and

said that she was quite sure she was a very honest and very respectable

person or she never would have expressed herself in that manner, and

that certainly the appearance of the children and the cleanliness of

the house deserved great praise and did her the utmost credit, whereat

Kit's mother dropped a curtsey and became consoled. Then the good

woman entered in a long and minute account of Kit's life and history

from the earliest period down to that time, not omitting to make

mention of his miraculous fall out of a back-parlour window when an

infant of tender years, or his uncommon sufferings in a state of

measles, which were illustrated by correct imitations of the plaintive

manner in which he called for toast and water, day and night, and said,

'don't cry, mother, I shall soon be better;' for proof of which

statements reference was made to Mrs Green, lodger, at the

cheesemonger's round the corner, and divers other ladies and gentlemen

in various parts of England and Wales (and one Mr Brown who was

supposed to be then a corporal in the East Indies, and who could of

course be found with very little trouble), within whose personal

knowledge the circumstances had occurred. This narration ended, Mr

Garland put some questions to Kit respecting his qualifications and

general acquirements, while Mrs Garland noticed the children, and

hearing from Kit's mother certain remarkable circumstances which had

attended the birth of each, related certain other remarkable

circumstances which had attended the birth of her own son, Mr Abel,

from which it appeared that both Kit's mother and herself had been,

above and beyond all other women of what condition or age soever,

peculiarly hemmed in with perils and dangers. Lastly, inquiry was made

into the nature and extent of Kit's wardrobe, and a small advance being

made to improve the same, he was formally hired at an annual income of

Six Pounds, over and above his board and lodging, by Mr and Mrs

Garland, of Abel Cottage, Finchley.

It would be difficult to say which party appeared most pleased with

this arrangement, the conclusion of which was hailed with nothing but

pleasant looks and cheerful smiles on both sides. It was settled that

Kit should repair to his new abode on the next day but one, in the

morning; and finally, the little old couple, after bestowing a bright

half-crown on little Jacob and another on the baby, took their leaves;

being escorted as far as the street by their new attendant, who held

the obdurate pony by the bridle while they took their seats, and saw

them drive away with a lightened heart.

'Well, mother,' said Kit, hurrying back into the house, 'I think my

fortune's about made now.'

'I should think it was indeed, Kit,' rejoined his mother. 'Six pound a

year! Only think!'

'Ah!' said Kit, trying to maintain the gravity which the consideration

of such a sum demanded, but grinning with delight in spite of himself.

'There's a property!'

Kit drew a long breath when he had said this, and putting his hands

deep into his pockets as if there were one year's wages at least in

each, looked at his mother, as though he saw through her, and down an

immense perspective of sovereigns beyond.

'Please God we'll make such a lady of you for Sundays, mother! such a

scholar of Jacob, such a child of the baby, such a room of the one up

stairs! Six pound a year!'

'Hem!' croaked a strange voice. 'What's that about six pound a year?

What about six pound a year?' And as the voice made this inquiry,

Daniel Quilp walked in with Richard Swiveller at his heels.

'Who said he was to have six pound a year?' said Quilp, looking sharply

round. 'Did the old man say it, or did little Nell say it? And what's

he to have it for, and where are they, eh!'

The good woman was so much alarmed by the sudden apparition of this

unknown piece of ugliness, that she hastily caught the baby from its

cradle and retreated into the furthest corner of the room; while little

Jacob, sitting upon his stool with his hands on his knees, looked full

at him in a species of fascination, roaring lustily all the time.

Richard Swiveller took an easy observation of the family over Mr Quilp's

head, and Quilp himself, with his hands in his pockets, smiled in an

exquisite enjoyment of the commotion he occasioned.

'Don't be frightened, mistress,' said Quilp, after a pause. 'Your son

knows me; I don't eat babies; I don't like 'em. It will be as well to

stop that young screamer though, in case I should be tempted to do him

a mischief. Holloa, sir! Will you be quiet?'

Little Jacob stemmed the course of two tears which he was squeezing out

of his eyes, and instantly subsided into a silent horror.

'Mind you don't break out again, you villain,' said Quilp, looking

sternly at him, 'or I'll make faces at you and throw you into fits, I

will. Now you sir, why haven't you been to me as you promised?'

'What should I come for?' retorted Kit. 'I hadn't any business with

you, no more than you had with me.'

'Here, mistress,' said Quilp, turning quickly away, and appealing from

Kit to his mother. 'When did his old master come or send here last?

Is he here now? If not, where's he gone?'

'He has not been here at all,' she replied. 'I wish we knew where they

have gone, for it would make my son a good deal easier in his mind, and

me too. If you're the gentleman named Mr Quilp, I should have thought

you'd have known, and so I told him only this very day.'

'Humph!' muttered Quilp, evidently disappointed to believe that this

was true. 'That's what you tell this gentleman too, is it?'

'If the gentleman comes to ask the same question, I can't tell him

anything else, sir; and I only wish I could, for our own sakes,' was

the reply.

Quilp glanced at Richard Swiveller, and observed that having met him on

the threshold, he assumed that he had come in search of some

intelligence of the fugitives. He supposed he was right?

'Yes,' said Dick, 'that was the object of the present expedition. I

fancied it possible--but let us go ring fancy's knell. I'll begin it.'

'You seem disappointed,' observed Quilp.

'A baffler, Sir, a baffler, that's all,' returned Dick. 'I have

entered upon a speculation which has proved a baffler; and a Being of

brightness and beauty will be offered up a sacrifice at Cheggs's altar.

That's all, sir.'

The dwarf eyed Richard with a sarcastic smile, but Richard, who had

been taking a rather strong lunch with a friend, observed him not, and

continued to deplore his fate with mournful and despondent looks.

Quilp plainly discerned that there was some secret reason for this

visit and his uncommon disappointment, and, in the hope that there

might be means of mischief lurking beneath it, resolved to worm it out.

He had no sooner adopted this resolution, than he conveyed as much

honesty into his face as it was capable of expressing, and sympathised

with Mr Swiveller exceedingly.

'I am disappointed myself,' said Quilp, 'out of mere friendly feeling

for them; but you have real reasons, private reasons I have no doubt,

for your disappointment, and therefore it comes heavier than mine.'

'Why, of course it does,' Dick observed, testily.

'Upon my word, I'm very sorry, very sorry. I'm rather cast down

myself. As we are companions in adversity, shall we be companions in

the surest way of forgetting it? If you had no particular business,

now, to lead you in another direction,' urged Quilp, plucking him by

the sleeve and looking slyly up into his face out of the corners of his

eyes, 'there is a house by the water-side where they have some of the

noblest Schiedam--reputed to be smuggled, but that's between

ourselves--that can be got in all the world. The landlord knows me.

There's a little summer-house overlooking the river, where we might

take a glass of this delicious liquor with a whiff of the best

tobacco--it's in this case, and of the rarest quality, to my certain

knowledge--and be perfectly snug and happy, could we possibly contrive

it; or is there any very particular engagement that peremptorily takes

you another way, Mr Swiveller, eh?'

As the dwarf spoke, Dick's face relaxed into a compliant smile, and his

brows slowly unbent. By the time he had finished, Dick was looking

down at Quilp in the same sly manner as Quilp was looking up at him,

and there remained nothing more to be done but to set out for the house

in question. This they did, straightway. The moment their backs were

turned, little Jacob thawed, and resumed his crying from the point

where Quilp had frozen him.

The summer-house of which Mr Quilp had spoken was a rugged wooden box,

rotten and bare to see, which overhung the river's mud, and threatened

to slide down into it. The tavern to which it belonged was a crazy

building, sapped and undermined by the rats, and only upheld by great