morning of the solemnity all the inhabitants at their doors
were chatting over the preparations. The pediment of the
town hall had been hung with garlands of ivy; a tent had
been erected in a meadow for the banquet; and in the
middle of the Place, in front of the church, a kind of
bombarde was to announce the arrival of the prefect and
the names of the successful farmers who had obtained
prizes. The National Guard of Buchy (there was none at
Yonville) had come to join the corps of firemen, of whom
Binet was captain. On that day he wore a collar even
higher than usual; and, tightly buttoned in his tunic, his
figure was so stiff and motionless that the whole vital
portion of his person seemed to have descended into his
legs, which rose in a cadence of set steps with a single
movement. As there was some rivalry between the tax-
collector and the colonel, both, to show off their talents,
drilled their men separately. One saw the red epaulettes
and the black breastplates pass and re-pass alternately; there
was no end to it, and it constantly began again. There had
never been such a display of pomp. Several citizens had
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scoured their houses the evening before; tri-coloured flags
hung from half-open windows; all the public-houses were
full; and in the lovely weather the starched caps, the
golden crosses, and the coloured neckerchiefs seemed
whiter than snow, shone in the sun, and relieved with the
motley colours the sombre monotony of the frock-coats
and blue smocks. The neighbouring farmers’ wives, when
they got off their horses, pulled out the long pins that
fastened around them their dresses, turned up for fear of
mud; and the husbands, for their part, in order to save
their hats, kept their handkerchiefs around them, holding
one corner between their teeth.
The crowd came into the main street from both ends
of the village. People poured in from the lanes, the alleys,
the houses; and from time to time one heard knockers
banging against doors closing behind women with their
gloves, who were going out to see the fete. What was
most admired were two long lamp-stands covered with
lanterns, that flanked a platform on which the authorities
were to sit. Besides this there were against the four
columns of the town hall four kinds of poles, each bearing
a small standard of greenish cloth, embellished with
inscriptions in gold letters.
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On one was written, ‘To Commerce"; on the other,
‘To Agriculture"; on the third, ‘To Industry"; and on the
fourth, ‘To the Fine Arts.’
But the jubilation that brightened all faces seemed to
darken that of Madame Lefrancois, the innkeeper.
Standing on her kitchen-steps she muttered to herself,
‘What rubbish! what rubbish! With their canvas booth! Do
they think the prefect will be glad to dine down there
under a tent like a gipsy? They call all this fussing doing
good to the place! Then it wasn’t worth while sending to
Neufchatel for the keeper of a cookshop! And for whom?
For cowherds! tatterdemalions!’
The druggist was passing. He had on a frock-coat,
nankeen trousers, beaver shoes, and, for a wonder, a hat
with a low crown.
‘Your servant! Excuse me, I am in a hurry.’ And as the
fat widow asked where he was going—
‘It seems odd to you, doesn’t it, I who am always more
cooped up in my laboratory than the man’s rat in his
cheese.’
‘What cheese?’ asked the landlady.
‘Oh, nothing! nothing!’ Homais continued. ‘I merely
wished to convey to you, Madame Lefrancois, that I
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usually live at home like a recluse. To-day, however,
considering the circumstances, it is necessary—‘
‘Oh, you’re going down there!’ she said
contemptuously.
‘Yes, I am going,’ replied the druggist, astonished. ‘Am
I not a member of the consulting commission?’
Mere Lefrancois looked at him for a few moments, and
ended by saying with a smile—
‘That’s another pair of shoes! But what does agriculture
matter to you? Do you understand anything about it?’
‘Certainly I understand it, since I am a druggist—that is
to say, a chemist. And the object of chemistry, Madame
Lefrancois, being the knowledge of the reciprocal and
molecular action of all natural bodies, it follows that
agriculture is comprised within its domain. And, in fact,
the composition of the manure, the fermentation of
liquids, the analyses of gases, and the influence of
miasmata, what, I ask you, is all this, if it isn’t chemistry,
pure and simple?’
The landlady did not answer. Homais went on—
‘Do you think that to be an agriculturist it is necessary
to have tilled the earth or fattened fowls oneself? It is
necessary rather to know the composition of the
substances in question—the geological strata, the
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atmospheric actions, the quality of the soil, the minerals,
the waters, the density of the different bodies, their
capillarity, and what not. And one must be master of all
the principles of hygiene in order to direct, criticize the
construction of buildings, the feeding of animals, the diet
of domestics. And, moreover, Madame Lefrancois, one
must know botany, be able to distinguish between plants,
you understand, which are the wholesome and those that
are deleterious, which are unproductive and which
nutritive, if it is well to pull them up here and re-sow
them there, to propagate some, destroy others; in brief,
one must keep pace with science by means of pamphlets
and public papers, be always on the alert to find out
improvements.’
The landlady never took her eyes off the ‘Cafe
Francois’ and the chemist went on—
‘Would to God our agriculturists were chemists, or that
at least they would pay more attention to the counsels of
science. Thus lately I myself wrote a considerable tract, a
memoir of over seventy-two pages, entitled, ‘Cider, its
Manufacture and its Effects, together with some New
Reflections on the Subject,’ that I sent to the Agricultural
Society of Rouen, and which even procured me the
honour of being received among its members—Section,
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Agriculture; Class, Pomological. Well, if my work had
been given to the public—’ But the druggist stopped,
Madame Lefrancois seemed so preoccupied.
‘Just look at them!’ she said. ‘It’s past comprehension!
Such a cookshop as that!’ And with a shrug of the
shoulders that stretched out over her breast the stitches of
her knitted bodice, she pointed with both hands at her
rival’s inn, whence songs were heard issuing. ‘Well, it
won’t last long,’ she added. ‘It’ll be over before a week.’
Homais drew back with stupefaction. She came down
three steps and whispered in his ear—
‘What! you didn’t know it? There is to be an execution
in next week. It’s Lheureux who is selling him out; he has
killed him with bills.’
‘What a terrible catastrophe!’ cried the druggist, who
always found expressions in harmony with all imaginable
circumstances.
Then the landlady began telling him the story that she
had heard from Theodore, Monsieur Guillaumin’s servant,
and although she detested Tellier, she blamed Lheureux.
He was ‘a wheedler, a sneak.’
‘There!’ she said. ‘Look at him! he is in the market; he
is bowing to Madame Bovary, who’s got on a green
bonnet. Why, she’s taking Monsieur Boulanger’s arm.’
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‘Madame Bovary!’ exclaimed Homais. ‘I must go at
once and pay her my respects. Perhaps she’ll be very glad
to have a seat in the enclosure under the peristyle.’ And,
without heeding Madame Lefrancois, who was calling him
back to tell him more about it, the druggist walked off
rapidly with a smile on his lips, with straight knees,
bowing copiously to right and left, and taking up much
room with the large tails of his frock-coat that fluttered
behind him in the wind.
Rodolphe, having caught sight of him from afar,
hurried on, but Madame Bovary lost her breath; so he
walked more slowly, and, smiling at her, said in a rough
tone—
‘It’s only to get away from that fat fellow, you know,
the druggist.’ She pressed his elbow.
‘What’s the meaning of that?’ he asked himself. And he
looked at her out of the corner of his eyes.
Her profile was so calm that one could guess nothing
from it. It stood out in the light from the oval of her
bonnet, with pale ribbons on it like the leaves of weeds.
Her eyes with their long curved lashes looked straight
before her, and though wide open, they seemed slightly
puckered by the cheek-bones, because of the blood
pulsing gently under the delicate skin. A pink line ran
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along the partition between her nostrils. Her head was
bent upon her shoulder, and the pearl tips of her white
teeth were seen between her lips.
‘Is she making fun of me?’ thought Rodolphe.
Emma’s gesture, however, had only been meant for a
warning; for Monsieur Lheureux was accompanying them,
and spoke now and again as if to enter into the
conversation.
‘What a superb day! Everybody is out! The wind is
east!’
And neither Madame Bovary nor Rodolphe answered
him, whilst at the slightest movement made by them he
drew near, saying, ‘I beg your pardon!’ and raised his hat.
When they reached the farrier’s house, instead of
following the road up to the fence, Rodolphe suddenly
turned down a path, drawing with him Madame Bovary.
He called out—
‘Good evening, Monsieur Lheureux! See you again
presently.’
‘How you got rid of him!’ she said, laughing.
‘Why,’ he went on, ‘allow oneself to be intruded upon
by others? And as to-day I have the happiness of being
with you—‘
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Emma blushed. He did not finish his sentence. Then he
talked of the fine weather and of the pleasure of walking
on the grass. A few daisies had sprung up again.
‘Here are some pretty Easter daisies,’ he said, ‘and
enough of them to furnish oracles to all the amorous maids
in the place.’
He added, ‘Shall I pick some? What do you think?’
‘Are you in love?’ she asked, coughing a little.
‘H’m, h’m! who knows?’ answered Rodolphe.
The meadow began to fill, and the housewives hustled
you with their great umbrellas, their baskets, and their
babies. One had often to get out of the way of a long file
of country folk, servant-maids with blue stockings, flat
shoes, silver rings, and who smelt of milk, when one
passed close to them. They walked along holding one
another by the hand, and thus they spread over the whole
field from the row of open trees to the banquet tent.
But this was the examination time, and the farmers one
after the other entered a kind of enclosure formed by a
long cord supported on sticks.
The beasts were there, their noses towards the cord,
and making a confused line with their unequal rumps.
Drowsy pigs were burrowing in the earth with their
snouts, calves were bleating, lambs baaing; the cows, on
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knees folded in, were stretching their bellies on the grass,
slowly chewing the cud, and blinking their heavy eyelids
at the gnats that buzzed round them. Plough-men with
bare arms were holding by the halter prancing stallions
that neighed with dilated nostrils looking towards the
mares. These stood quietly, stretching out their heads and
flowing manes, while their foals rested in their shadow, or
now and then came and sucked them. And above the long
undulation of these crowded animals one saw some white
mane rising in the wind like a wave, or some sharp horns
sticking out, and the heads of men running about. Apart,
outside the enclosure, a hundred paces off, was a large
black bull, muzzled, with an iron ring in its nostrils, and
who moved no more than if he had been in bronze. A
child in rags was holding him by a rope.
Between the two lines the committee-men were
walking with heavy steps, examining each animal, then
consulting one another in a low voice. One who seemed
of more importance now and then took notes in a book as
he walked along. This was the president of the jury,
Monsieur Derozerays de la Panville. As soon as he
recognised Rodolphe he came forward quickly, and
smiling amiably, said—
‘What! Monsieur Boulanger, you are deserting us?’
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Rodolphe protested that he was just coming. But when
the president had disappeared—
‘Ma foi!*’ said he, ‘I shall not go. Your company is
better than his.’
*Upon my word!
And while poking fun at the show, Rodolphe, to move
about more easily, showed the gendarme his blue card,
and even stopped now and then in front of some fine
beast, which Madame Bovary did not at all admire. He
noticed this, and began jeering at the Yonville ladies and
their dresses; then he apologised for the negligence of his
own. He had that incongruity of common and elegant in
which the habitually vulgar think they see the revelation
of an eccentric existence, of the perturbations of
sentiment, the tyrannies of art, and always a certain
contempt for social conventions, that seduces or
exasperates them. Thus his cambric shirt with plaited cuffs
was blown out by the wind in the opening of his waistcoat
of grey ticking, and his broad-striped trousers disclosed at
the ankle nankeen boots with patent leather gaiters.
These were so polished that they reflected the grass. He
trampled on horses’s dung with them, one hand in the
pocket of his jacket and his straw hat on one side.
‘Besides,’ added he, ‘when one lives in the country—‘
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‘It’s waste of time,’ said Emma.
‘That is true,’ replied Rodolphe. ‘To think that not one