不，这次你不会再受苦了
"What?"
“什么?”
[Exploit your comrades to the fullest, and become an existence that does not save anyone. Indeed, you shall become a 'Demon King' that only lives for himself.]
最大限度地利用你的同志，成为一种不能拯救任何人的存在。事实上，你将成为一个只为自己而活的‘魔王’
Right then, blinding rays of light exploded out from the sacred texts.
就在那时，炫目的光芒从神圣的经文中迸发出来。
[Flashback sequence has concluded.]
[倒叙结束]
[The play will begin in earnest!]
[戏剧将正式开演!]
It seemed that the story up until here was all a part of the prologue. Which meant that the real episode would start from now. As if it was waiting for this moment, the words 'Episode 1' floated up to the view.
直到这里的故事似乎都是开场白的一部分。这意味着真正的插曲将从现在开始。就好像它在等待这一刻一样，第一集这个词浮现在眼前。
And I grandly freaked out next.
接下来我吓坏了。
~Episode 1. The Demon King of Salvation~
~第一集救世魔王~
….Wha
什么？
As if it had read my mind, the narration started again.
仿佛它读懂了我的心思，叙述又开始了。
(It was not a well-known tale, but once upon a time, Sun Wukong used to be called the 'Demon King of Salvation'.)
(这不是一个广为人知的故事，但很久以前，孙悟空曾被称为“救世魔王”。)
I wondered what kind of dogshit crap this was, but for the time being, decided to hear it out till the end.
我想知道这是什么狗屎，但目前，决定听它直到结束。
(This small stone monkey had a nasty habit of sacrificing himself to save other people, and many of those who received his unwanted rescue attempts ended up with psychological scars.) (Gods and Buddhas of the heavens all criticised him for it, yet that dumb rock-for-brains continued to throw his life away to save other people over and over again.)
(这只小石猴有一个坏习惯，就是牺牲自己去拯救别人，许多接受了他不想要的营救尝试的人最终都留下了心理上的伤疤。)(天上的诸神和诸佛都批评他，然而那个愚蠢的石头脑袋继续抛弃自己的生命，一次又一次地拯救其他人。)
N-no, hang on a minute here.
不，不，等一下。
(The heaven's Great Jade Emperor and Buddha felt that they could no longer accept such actions from Sun Wukong anymore and imprisoned the Monkey King inside the stone crate under the Marble Mountain.)
(天上的玉皇大帝和佛陀觉得他们再也不能接受SunWukong的这种行为了，于是把孙悟空囚禁在大理石山下的石箱里。)
(And our story starts from there.)
(我们的故事就从那里开始。)
[Judge, 'King of Stone Monkeys', likes this particular backstory.] [Portion of judges have awarded points for the plot that mirrors the current trend.]
[《石猴王》评委喜欢这个特别的背景故事。][部分评委对反映当前趋势的地块给予加分]
[2 points have been awarded.]
[获得2分奖励]
My attention was drawn to the 'mirroring the current trend' message. Ahh, so could this be the reason?
我的注意力被吸引到了“反映当前趋势”的信息上。啊，这会是原因吗？
[First episode has begun.]
[第一集已经开始]
[Unrestricted speech section has begun.]
[非限制演讲部分已经开始]
[Do your best to create an interesting and enjoyable Fable by acting according to your role.]
[根据自己的角色，尽力创造一个有趣、有趣的寓言。]
I shuddered greatly and regained my wits. Chills crept up from various parts of my body, and my back hurt like crazy as well. I heard the noises of pitch-black soil fall around me. My current situation was that only my head was peeking out from beneath the mountain.
我大大地打了个寒战，恢复了理智。我浑身起鸡皮疙瘩，背也疼得厉害。我听到漆黑的土壤在我周围落下的声音。我现在的处境是，只有我的头从山下探出头来。
[Currently, you're sealed under the Five Elements Mountain.]
[目前，你被封在五指山底下。]
Well, it seemed that I was currently being squashed flat by the Five Elements Mountain.
好像我现在被五指山压扁了。
[Audiences are curious about what your reaction will be.] (Scenario Master is urging you to say something fitting your role.)
(观众很好奇你的反应会是什么)(剧本大师正在催促你说一些适合你的角色的话。)
This was the very first scene after the MC had just finished regressing.
这是主持人刚刚倒退后的第一个场景。
Since I saw this situation appearing frequently in genre novels, I figured that I'd be rather familiar with what to say here, but after finding myself in those characters' shoes, I couldn't even imagine what to say anymore.
由于这种情况在类型小说中频繁出现，我觉得自己应该对这里要说的内容相当熟悉，但是当我发现自己处于这些角色的位置之后，我甚至不知道该说些什么。
Still, I decided to say something regardless.
尽管如此，我还是决定说些什么。
"Where am I? Wasn't I returning with the sacred texts just now?"
“我在哪儿?我刚才不是带着圣经回来了吗?”
Obviously, no normal, sane-minded person would be talking to himself like this.
很明显，没有一个正常的、心智健全的人会这样自言自语。
"….Five Elements Mountain?! Holy cow, did I really regress?"
“......五指山?!天啊，我真的退化了?”
So, I couldn't help but get shocked at myself capable of muttering out such lines with ease.
所以，我情不自禁地对自己能够轻松地念出这样的台词感到震惊。
[Audiences now understand your current situation.]
[观众现在明白你的现状。]
(Scenario Master is nodding their head in approval of your instincts for dialogue.)
(剧本主持人点头表示赞同你对话的直觉。)
(Scenario Master has acknowledged you.)
(场景主管已经确认您的身份。)
Goddammit. I wanted to hide in a hole so bad right now.
该死的，我现在真想躲到一个洞里去。
[Portion of the audience is waiting in anticipation for the next scene.]
一部分观众正在等待下一个场景
I recalled the Journey to the West's plot points.
我回想起《西游记》的情节要点。
According to the original, Sun Wukong was supposed to wait for 500 years below the Five Element Mountain. And so, five minutes passed by, then ten after that.
根据原著，孙悟空应该在五指山下等待500年。就这样，五分钟过去了，十分钟过去了。
….E-eiii, there's no way, right?
E-eii，没有办法，对吗？
(Sun Wukong's ears perked up after hearing noisy voices coming from afar.)
(孙悟空听到远处传来嘈杂的声音，竖起了耳朵。)
I breathed a sigh of relief. Now according to the original, the first person Sun Wukong met was Tang Sanzang.
我松了一口气。现在根据原来的说法，孙悟空遇到的第一个人就是唐三藏。
(As he looked at the familiar people approaching him, Sun Wukong began reminiscing about the ancient past.)
(当孙悟空看着走近他的熟人时，他开始回忆起过去。)
Two children were walking closer to my location. Two kids that wore cute-looking Buddhist robes and sporting toy-like crowns on their heads.
两个孩子走近了我所在的地方。两个孩子穿着可爱的佛教长袍，头上戴着玩具般的王冠。
(The memories of that day, when he first met Tang Sanzang.) (Sun Wukong was lost within the rose-tinted reminiscence.)
孙悟空在玫瑰色的回忆中迷失了
Chills slowly crept down my back now.
现在，寒气慢慢地爬上我的背。
That faintest sense of deja vu I felt earlier was now gradually becoming reality. [The 4th Wall] buzzing noisily then asked me.
我早先感觉到的那种微弱的似曾相识的感觉现在正逐渐变成现实。第四道墙嗡嗡作响地问我。
⸢Y ou re ally d idn't kn ow?⸥
你真的不知道吗
I couldn't answer back.
我无法回答。
That suspicion I had when I saw those five 'S' letters; even though I believed it couldn't be possible, a part of my heart still hoped against hope.
当我看到那五个“s”的字母时，我产生了这种怀疑;尽管我相信这是不可能的，但我内心的一部分仍然对希望抱有希望。
I gritted my teeth and did my best to hold onto my consciousness trying to slip away.
我咬紧牙关，尽最大努力保持清醒，试图溜走。
"Ah, he's over there. I think it's that ahjussi."
“啊，他在那边。我想是那个大叔。”
"Let me go ask him."
“让我去问问他。”
They were perhaps the world's smallest pair of 'Sanzang'.
他们可能是世界上最小的一对“三藏”。
Yi Gil-Yeong grabbed my head to lift it up and asked me next.
李吉英抓住我的头，把它抬起来，然后问我。
"You bastard, are you the 'Demon King of Salvation', Sun Wukong?"
“你这个混蛋，你是‘救世魔王’孙悟空吗?”
<Episode 80. Our greatest ally (4)> Fin.
第80集。我们最好的盟友(4)财年。
(TL: Okay, lots of Korean Internet lingo to go through - ㅎㅇ means "hello"; ㅇ is "yup", so when used multiple time, simply means "yup, yup"; ㅇㅋ means "OK"; finally, ㄱㄱ = go go, also can mean see ya)
(TL:好的，很多韩国互联网用语可以通过-somethingsomething表示”你好”;something表示”是”，所以当多次使用时，简单地表示”是，是”;something表示”OK”;最后，gogo，也可以表示”再见”)
Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint Chapter 427 - Our greatest ally (5)
