一个男孩的声音响起。我挤过一堵女人墙，直到面对着村里的大广场，中间有一大堆垃圾，两个孩子站在广场前面。
There was no need to mention that they were Yi Gil-Yeong and Shin Yu-Seung, of course.
当然，没有必要提到他们是YiGil-Yeong和ShinYu-Seung。
The boy stepped forward like a kid general and shouted out. "You're the Yogoe that kidnapped many of the village's women and constructed a dumpling factory to satisfy your selfish interests and desires, aren't you!"
那个男孩像个小将军一样向前走了一步，大声喊道。“你就是那个绑架了村里很多女人，建了一个饺子工厂来满足你自私的利益和欲望的Yogoe，不是吗?”
[A portion of the audience is singing praises of Tang Sanzang's adorableness!] [Judge, 'Successor of Sakyamuni' has added 5 additional points.]
(一部分观众在歌颂唐三藏的可爱!)[法官，‘释迦牟尼的继承人’增加了5分]
…..Right, he was really adorable.
对，他真的很可爱。
Didn't matter who was inside that litter, there was no way anyone would be able to fight this kid after hearing…. No, hang on, if it was that bastard, yeah, he might actually.
不管是谁在那个垃圾里面，没有人能够打这个孩子后，听到..。不，等等，如果是那个混蛋，是的，他可能真的会。
And like clockwork, an incredible level of Status whipped up into a frenzy from inside litter currently covered in screens.
就像时钟一样，一个难以置信的状态级别从目前覆盖在屏幕上的垃圾中掀起了一阵疯狂。
"Lower the litter."
“把垃圾放下来。”
A heavy-sounding tone of voice came out from inside the carrier. It seemed to contain this surprising power to change the mood of the surrounding atmosphere with just a single word.
一个响亮的声音从航空母舰里传出来。它似乎包含着这种令人惊讶的力量，仅仅用一个词就能改变周围的气氛。
I swallowed my saliva and walked up to the kids.
我咽下口水，走向孩子们。
"….We told you to stay back because it might get dangerous!"
“......我们告诉过你别过来，因为可能会有危险!”
"Leaving me behind like that is actually even more dangerous."
“像那样把我丢在后面实际上更加危险。”
Soon, the screen of the litter slowly rose up, and the problematic Yogoe finally made its appearance.
很快，垃圾的屏幕慢慢升起，问题重重的Yogoe终于出现了。
(Sun Wukong knew who that was.)
(孙悟空知道那是谁。)
(Marshal Canopy/天蓬元帥, Zhu Bajie.)
(华盖元帅/somethingsomethingsomething，朱八节)
Shin Yu-Seung's jaw dropped in dumbfoundedness. "That's… the Pigsy?"
ShinYu-Seung目瞪口呆地说:“那是......那个小猪?”
(Sun Wukong thought that something was definitely wrong here.) (Because, what he saw was not the 'Zhu Bajie' he remembered.)
(孙悟空觉得这里肯定有问题)(因为他看到的不是他记忆中的“猪八戒”)
For a moment there, I had this feeling that this world's balance of beauty had tilted to one side. A nonsensical amount of cheering erupted out all around us next.
有那么一瞬间，我有种感觉，这个世界的美的平衡已经倾向了一边。接下来，我们周围爆发出一阵莫名其妙的欢呼。
"Oh, ooooh! Dear Zhu Bajie-nim!"
“哦，哦!亲爱的朱八姐尼姆!”
For sure, calling a face like that 'Yogoe' didn't seem all that out of place. Because, well, it was inconceivable that a normal human would be blessed with such looks, after all.
可以肯定的是，把这样一张脸叫做“Yogoe”似乎并没有那么不合时宜。毕竟，一个正常人拥有这样的容貌是不可思议的。
Eyebrows seemingly drawn by a single, uninterrupted stroke of a famed artist's brush; a nose and a chin shaped in perfect angles that defied attempts to measure them through mere devices of men; a pair of deep eyes seemingly carved out of a beautiful jewel containing all the misfortunes found in this world.
一双深邃的眼睛似乎是用一颗美丽的宝石雕刻出来的，包含着这个世界上所有的不幸。
If someone saw those features and not get immediately drawn in by them, then there must be something wrong with that person.
如果有人看到这些特征而没有立即被它们吸引，那么这个人一定是有什么问题。
And sure enough, the villagers, regardless of gender or age, were pouring out their praises towards this 'Zhu Bajie'.
果然，村民们，不分性别和年龄，都对这位“猪八戒”大加赞赏。
"Zhu Bajie-nim, hooray!"
“祝八戒尼姆，万岁!”
"The creator of [Murim dumplings], hooray!"
“(穆里姆饺子)的创造者，万岁!”
The so-called 'Pigsy', half of his black-coloured vest unbuttoned and wearing a pair of black jeans, climbed down from the litter.
那个所谓的“小猪”，半边黑色背心没扣子，穿着一条黑色牛仔裤，从轿子里爬了下来。
"Finally, the day we decide the victor has arrived! You sooty bastard!"
“终于，我们决定胜利的那一天到了!你这个乌黑的混蛋!”
Yi Gil-Yeong triumphantly roared out as if he was expecting this. He began swinging his small fists around as if he was playing 'Jwibulnori' and dashed towards Zhu Bajie. Of course, there was no way such a thing was going to work.
李吉英得意洋洋地大声说道，好像他早就预料到了这一点。他开始挥舞着小拳头，好像在玩Jwibulnori，冲向朱八街。当然，这样的事情是不可能发生的。
"Let me go! You pig!!"
“放开我!你这头猪!”
Zhu Bajie easily picked the boy up by the scruff of his neck, glanced at Shin Yu-Seung briefly, and strode over to where we were.
朱八杰轻松地抓住那个男孩的脖颈，瞥了一眼申玉升，然后大步走向我们所在的地方。
"….You bastard must be Sun Wukong."
“......你这个混蛋一定是孙悟空。”
<Episode 81. A dumpling's reminiscence (1)> Fin.
第八十一集。饺子的回忆(1)鳍。
Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint Chapter 429 - A dumpling’s reminiscence (2)
