Carol: You're just saying that to make me feel better. Annie: Yeah, I am. Maggie: Somehow Carol must have found out what Annie was up to. Well we'd better get up there and check on them. Jason: That's what I've been saying all along.Maggie: So you agree? Jason: Of course I agree. I said it. Maggie: Jason, this is no time to be claiming credit.
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Jason: Carol!Maggie: Sweetheart, are you Ok?(Noise of squealing) Maggie: Oh Jason, they are both hysterical.Jason: Carol! Annie! Carol: I know dad, Chinese food.Jason: Told you there was no reason to come up here.
Mike: I didn't mean to hurt anybody. Is it my fault that women find me irresistible? Boner: It's a curse.Mike: Now, what would that sensitive guy with the lisp say? Boner: I guess he's say "I'm thorry".
Mike: I got it. Hey Carol, Annie, can I talk to you both for a minute? Carol: Uh hu. Annie: Yeah. Mike: Alright. Now a great many things have happened to us tonight, and I know that I have to do the thinking for all of us. Carol: What is it Mike? Mike: Alright, look! I'm no good at being noble Carol. But, it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people, don't amount to a hill of beans. Yeah, now you guys must remember this. A kiss is just a kiss. Carol: Mike, is this going to take long? Mike: Alright look. The point is...Annie I'm sorry, but it can never be for us. And Carol, I'm really sorry that I kissed Annie. Carol: Forget about it Mike. Annie: Yeah, it was nothing. Mike: It was nothing? Forget about it? Hey, what about the tears? The heartbreak? Hey what about my kiss? What about Alan Alder? Film: "Here's looking at you kid" Ben: That guy with the lisp is good. Mike: Would you look at that. She's crying. I don't get it. What was I doing wrong? Play it again Ben. 沪江英语编辑部11
Growing Pains 205 Employee of the Month V2.0
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新版本可能包含的内容：更准确的脚本内容、关键词的用法讲解、特殊句型的灵活使用等。沪江英语Mike: Ah, perfect! O, Ben! Ben! Ben: What? Mike: Hey, Ben, look! I need your help, OK? Here's what I want you to do, first... Ben: Is this gonna get me in trouble again? Mike: Ben, I'm your elder brother. No, I'd never get you into trouble. Maggie: Hi, guys! Ben: Hi, mom. Mike: Hey, mom! Maggie: Who left the paper scattered all over the sofa? Mike: He did. Ben: What? Mike: Don't worry mum, I'll clean it up then I'll explain to little Ben where he went astray. Maggie: I’m sorry. I thought this was Seaver home. Ben: That’s gonna cost you. Mike: Yeah, all right, all right. Ben, look. If you help me out tonight, I’ll do your homework for you. Ben: You’ll do my homework? Mike, I can’t afford it. Mike: Ok, all right, look. I’ll pay ya Ben: A hundred bucks. Mike: 200 bucks Ben: Deal! What do you want me to do? Mike: Ok, first. Come here. Now I want you to get Dad down here, and have him sit on the sofa right here, Ok? And then ask him a question. Ben: About what? Mike: It doesn't matter. Anything. Just tell him you wanna talk to him. Dad’s pushing over when one of us wants to open the channels of communication.
Ben: Then what? Mike: I’ll take it from there, thanks. Ben: Dad! Dad! Jason : What? Ben: Will you uh, sit right here and explain sex to me? Jason: Now? Ben: I’ve gottoknowby5 o’clock. Jason: You’ve been watching Dr. Ruth again. All right, Ben, look…Mike: Hey, guys! Ah, dinner smells great, Dad. I see you’ve been reading the paper. Anything interesting?Jason: Well…I…
Mike: Ha! For your information, they just having a meeting deciding whether let me take a job
at World of Burgers. Karol: Somebody hired you? Mike: Oh, fine, fine. Go ahead and laugh. But I just happen to know that Mom and Dad have great deal of faith in me.
(In the room) Jason: I have no faith what so ever that he can handle both job and school. Maggie: So we agree.
Jason: At the same time, we can’t just give up on him. Maggie: You’re going to say that for the first time in his life he wants to work for something, so why don’t we give him the chance. Jason: Yes, and…Maggie: And you think that getting this job could be a turning point for him. Jason: Yes, and then…Maggie: I know. And you think when you love your kids it involves some risks. Jason: Exactly! Do I think anything else? Maggie: No, that about covers it.
Jason: Well, we were just discussing your job. Maggie: Job? What job? O, World of Burgers. It just slipped my mind, you know, I’ve been studying so hard.Jason: Umm. Well, Mike. We’ve been giving careful consideration of both sides of this question. And after carefully considering it, we think that we will be taking a great chance. But, we're gonna sign those papers…Maggie: Yeah! All right! Dad, you guys will not regret this! Jason: You just make sure your grades don’t…
Mike: You know, Mom, Dad. I will promise I will make a solid D average. Jason: I think we were hoping for something more. Mike: Oh, wait. Whatever you want? D-plus grade. YEAH~! Maggie: Jason, this nickel has two heads. Jason: What’s your point?
(In W.O.B) Scooter: Now, e, this is the beverage center. Ok. Large. Extra large. Colossal.
M: Ah~! Woo! Scooter: No, no. This is colossal, and this is Woo.
M: Oh! Terry: Excuse me, Mr. Krassener
Mike: O! Right. Sorry. All right with you. Ou! Ha, ha, ha, ha…
Little girl: You forgot my Titanic Burger. Mike: Right. You’re right.Be right with you in just a ...Little girl: Amateurs.
Mike: Ok. That’s one Mad House no nuts, one Titanic Burger, hold the ice burg lettuce, with one considerable fries, two ice teas, one Woo, one colossal no ice, one patti melt-down with nuclear dressing. Fries on the side Jason: I knew it was right, ...Look at him go.
Maggie: Patti melt-down Karol: I'll bet five dollars he messes up to change. Ben: I’ll take that action. Mike: Nine and ten. Thank you and as we say at WOB, don’t get any onion. O! What a charming little family here. Welcome to the World of Burgers! How may I help you? Jason: Well, we just came to look.Mike: Well, you got to order something, Dad. Bike: Ok. I'll take a meal on a stick... Maggie: No, you don’t. No junk food.Mike: Mom…
Mike: Ah, look, Scooter. That’s my fault. Since you just came back from a break and I was
handling both registers while she was gone. Scooter: Mike? I, I, I don’t believe it! You’re the employee of the month! Mike: Yeah, look, I’m sorry. Scooter, look, I have learned my lesson, my heart is just beating a mile a minute here. Terry: Huh, Mike. That was so nice of you. If there is ever anything I could ever do for you, don’t hesitate to ask, Ok? Mike: Well…Scooter: Mike!
Mike: Oh, yes, Scooter! Scooter: This cash register is 37 dollars short! Mike: 37! Scooter: I, I, I, I just don’t know what to say. Mike: Look, Scooter, I’m sorry. It will not happen again. Scooter: I know. Mike: What does that mean? Scooter: I’m sorry. My hands are tied. You, you’re fired.
(In the house)Mike: Ah, fired! Mom… Dad? Dad something's happened today? All: Surprise! Maggie: A little something for our employee of the month.Jason: Mike, we’re so proud of you! (All speak at the same time.)
for international cosmetic firm.Looking for young
aggressive self-starter. Interested in 6,000 a month minimum, is fluent in Turkish. Always a catch!Ben: Take me to Disney World, step on it! Mike: I’m gonna step on you! Ben: You don’t look like a new responsible Mike. Mike: Who said that? Ben: Dad did on the way home from World of Burgers, and mom was crying. Mike: Crying?
Ben: Well, like she did when Carol joined Mensa. Mike: You know, life was a lot better when mom and dad thought I was garbage.Ben: I think you’re garbage, Mike. Mike: Thanks. Ben: Can I stay? Mike: Why not? Ben: You wanna know how much the car cost? Mike: No. Ben: 2,605 dollars! Mike: Ben! Ben: Plus tax, license and dealer prep.
Mike: So, now I have to do what I have to do. Ben: Right. Mike: Look, Ben. If you want to save yourself a lot of grief, don’t let mom and dad expect great things from you. Let them know your a real disappointment now.
(music) Jason: Maggie! Maggie: Jason! Jason and Maggie: Oh, you’re here. Jason: Maggie! Maggie: Jason! Jason: Thought you were gonna answer. Maggie: I thought you were.
Terry: I know you are in there. I can hear you. Jason: Hello? Terry: Hi! I’m Terry, is Mike home? Maggie: No. Terry: Is his burger uniform home? Maggie: No, he’s wearing it. Terry: Oh, that is so sad. Jason: Terry, I’m a psychiatrist.Terry: Well, I, I’m the new assistant manager at World of Burgers, and I need his uniform. Jason: Oh, well, Mike needs it. Terry: For what? Jason: For work. Terry: That’s great! I felt so bad when he got fired. Well, Jason: Hold it! Terry: Hold what? Jason: Mike was fired? Terry: You didn’t know? O, boy! I did it again. Jason: Seems like Mike did it again.
Maggie: I was?
Jason: We never should have let Mike take that job. Maggie: Oh, Jason. I didn’t want to be right about that. Jason: Look at this. Look. What do you see here? Maggie: A grease spot. Jason: It’s not just a grease spot. This is a symbol of my gullibility. A 26 hundred dollars symbol of my gullibility. Plus tax, license and dealer prep, whatever the hell that is. Maggie: Oh, honey. I wouldn’t call you gulable, I'd say you were... Jason: Stupid?
Maggie: Well, I was going to say trusting. Jason: Well, with Mike, trust is stupid. Maggie: Oh, honey. Trusting Carol is easy, and Ben’s no problem because, well, he’s smaller than us. But trusting Mike is a real…Jason: Ah, very good. You're back to stupidity again. I’m not trusting him any more, Maggie. Maggie: Jason, I know he let us down, but maybe there is some…Jason: Oh, you know, he lied to us for a solid week just so he wouldn’t lose that car. And I really sick of Mike thinking of nobody but himself first. Maggie: you know, Jason. Maybe you shouldn’t talk to him when you’re this angry. Jason: Absolutely. Maggie: But you will. Jason: Absolutely. Mike: Hey Dad!
Mike: Dad, I got fired. Ok, it wasn’t even my fault. Dad, I mean, I was covering for this girl named Terry who left her register draw open. Sorry, I wanted to tell you but I guess that was the day you gave me this car. What was I supposed to say then? Jason: Oh, yes. You didn’t want to risk losing the car.Mike: Oh, dad. It wasn’t because of the car. I mean, it was, but…not the way you mean. It was just such a new experience, I mean, how could you be so proud of me? It confused me. Jason: Well, it confused me, too. Mike: So don’t you see, dad? I mean, I just didn't want you to think I was some loser who
couldn’t be trust with any responsibility. Just when you started having faith in me. Jason: Well, you’ve got to have a little faith in me, too. Mike: Oh, come on, dad, no. If you had somehow found out that I was fired, you’d be out here pacing, telling mom how stupid you were to trust me. Jason: Well, possibly we may…Mike: Dad, don’t you see, you know how hard it’s been for me to keep the truth from you? Jason: So you lied to me for me? Mike: Yeah, I just didn’t wanna let you down. No matter what happened to me it didn’t matter. Jason: Well, I appreciate that. Maggie: Michael? We’ve been waiting for you. Jason: And Maggie, Mike just told me he lost his job at the Burger place last week. Maggie: Oh he did. Jason: I was shocked. Maggie: You were? Jason, he’s been lying to us for an entire week! Jason: Yes. Is that a great kid or what?
Jason: So there’s a difference between doing the wrong thing for the wrong reason, and the wrong thing for the right reason. Any questions? All: No, no, no. Jason: Ok. Ben: Mom, wait, I have a question. Last month I broke some of mom’s good china, how come I didn’t get a reward for it? Jason: See there’re wrong things and there’re right things. Now the wrong things sometimes do.......
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Growing Pains 206 V2.0
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沪江英语(In school reading a play) Carol: "Oh swear not by by the moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that thy love prove likewise, variable." Pupil: "What shall I swear by?" Teacher: Hey! We're trying to do a little "Romeo and Juliet" here! We don't need no insensitive jerk, messing it up. Bobby: I'm sorry Coach. Teacher: Alright...err...go back to the part where Romeo was thwearing. Ok, people. Remember next week we have a major exam on all the Shakespeare Sonnets. So you better know your assonants from your elbows. Friend: Are you coming Carol, or what? Carol: Where are sensitive men, like Romeo, nowadays? Men, who aren't afraid to cry. I mean, all we have are insensitive jocks. Friend: Do you think Tom Cruise Cries? Friend 2: Tom Cruise can do anything he wants. Teacher: Seaver! Carol: Yes, Mr. Lovett. Teacher: I'm gonna say something to you that might shock you. But in this class, I consider you my equal. Well, what I mean is, if I had a question about Shakespeare, and I had a choice of either asking him or you; I'd ask you. Carol: Well thank you. Teacher: And it has nothing to do with the fact that they ran around in tights all the time. And the point is, is that I need your help. It's no big secret that I wouldn't even be teaching this class, if Mrs. Orbeaux hadn't gone a little bit flaky, if you know what I mean? But there's a kid who's flunking the class, who shouldn't be and I kind o' blame myself. So, I was wondering if, maybe you could tutor him. Carol: Well, I've never really thought of myself as a ... teacher. Teacher: Hey, who has? So what do you say?
Carol: Ok, I'll give it a shot. Teacher: Ah, yeah. Hey, Bobby! Carol: The jock? Bobby: Yo, Coach!! Teacher: Now, Bobby. Seaver here's gonna help you through all that Shakespeare stuff... Bobby: Alright. Teacher: Now, look! You do everything she says, because, if you don't pass, you don't play. And it aint gonna do you no good comin' crying your eyes out to me; like you did last year. Bobby: I don't thing we ever really met. I'm Bobby Winette. Carol: I know. Bobby: And you're Carol, "The Brain". Carol: I know. You actually cried last year? Bobby: Yeah. Groin pull.
Jason: Hello. Ben: It's not one of your mental patients, Dad, it's just me. Jason: Hey, you're home early, Ben. Ben: Yeah, my teacher got food poisoning from the "Tuna Surprise" in the cafeteria. She was surprised alright. Jason: Is she OK? Ben: I guess. Alls I know is that one minute Miss Cutter was reading off "The Little Fish That
Mike: Hey, Dad! Ask me how school went today! Jason: I'm afraid to... Mike: It went great Dad we had this pop quiz in health class and got ... Are you ready for this?... an A!!! Jason: An A? Mike: Yeah!
Mike: Yeah, Yeah. See, we had to list the four basic food groups, and I got every single one of 'em right.
