Jason: Now stop it. 'Cause I'm sure right about now Mike is learning his lesson. Carol: Yeah...following Ben around like a little puppy. (laughing) Maggie: Ha ha ha Richard Chamberlain!!
Ben: Now how much were you offering again? Mike: Thirty...five. Thirty five Dollars Benny! Ben: What was that? Mike: Benjamin.
Ben: Better. Fifty. Mike: Ben, I don't have fifty! Ben: Yes you do! Your birthday money from Grandma and Grandpa, it's in your second dresser drawer under your National Geographics! Mike: Ok. Ok. Alright. Ben: Hhmmm. So I'd have the money but I'd still have to take the garbage out every night... Mike: Alright, I'll do the garbage for a month. Ben: And clear the table every night? Mike: Why you little...terrific kid.
great speech great speech. Teacher: What's your topic? Mike: Ah...magic! Teacher: Magic! Thank goodness. Mike: Great speech great speech great speech... Teacher: Not yet it isn't. Mike: Magic! Rock! Ah! Magic! Johnson! Teacher: Mike, I'm having a little trouble following this.
Mike: Magic!Teacher: Mike, I think you've over done the pregnant pause. Not a word Mr. Stabone! Mike: Look, I can't fail, I can't fail! Teacher: You wanna bet? Mike, either finish your speech or take a seat. Mike: Look, are you gonna help me out here, or what? I've been conned! Teacher: Ok, that's it. Mike: Right! That's it, con jobs! Teacher: I beg your pardon? Mike: Yeah now that's the real title of my speech. You're gonna love this Mrs. Skovanjario! Ok.
Maggie: Ben, Ben! Jason: Hold it! You swindled your brother? Ben: We all did. Here's your cut Mom...Dad...there you go Carol. Carol: What's this? Jason: Ben, we were trying to teach Mike a lesson, not con him out of fifty Dollars. Carol: Fifty Bucks. Ha ha, what a chump! Maggie: Jason, this idiotic scheme of yours has got way out of hand. Jason: Oh oh, well I was just trying to teach him a simple moral lesson. I don't know what
went wrong.(Door Bell rings) Jason: Boner! Come in! Boner: Where's Mike? Don't try to hide him. Jason: What's your problem? Boner: He took advantage of my innocence. Maggie: Pardon me? Boner: Mrs. Seaver, he like ripped me off. He sold me this stupid rock and told me it was magic. Jason: No!! Boner: Yeah! I almost got killed trying to take Dead Man's Curve on my skateboard. Ben: You didn't! Boner: I did! I figured, with this rock, I could boldly go, where no man has gone before. Maggie: Boner, it's not a magic rock. Boner: No kidding. I'm out of sixty Bucks too. Ben: It's gone up! Jason: Look, we'll talk to Mike as soon as he gets home. Boner: So will I! Maggie: Jason let's get Boner his money back. Jason: Ok then, let's everybody give me their money back. Come on give me that! Right this is er...Ben you've even cheated us on the split! Ben: Hey, I did most of the work! Carol: Why you little double crosser!
Ben: Hey!!! Boner: Cool it's my favourite baseball player! Oh thanks, you guys are ok. Oh and tell Mike that I'm never speaking to him again. Oh never mind I'll tell him when I see him tomorrow.
Mike: Well?
Boner: I am good! Mike: Yes! Boner: Fifty Bucks and a new catcher's mitt. Mike: Alright! You can keep the mitt Bone, you earned it. Boner: Err, could I have the rock too? Mike: What for? Boner: Oh I don't know...sentimental. Mike: Yeah here.
Boner: Hey!!! Mike: Hey relax it's worthless. Boner: You think so huh? Mike: What? Boner: I had this rock in my Chemistry class. Mr. Rembelov offered to buy it from me. Mike: What? Boner: Yeah, it’s a collectors. This is called "Termaline" or something like that. Very rare. He's gonna give me two hundred bucks for it! Mike: Bone, this isn't fair. Boner: I know, aint it great? Mike: Oh well fine! But did it ever occur to you that when you con you somebody you always get hurt! Ah, some people never learn.
Jason: Alright, that's lights out you guys! Well I think that Mike and Ben have finally learnt their lesson. Maggie: Well I hope so. Jason: Yeah, well they've learnt that you can't lie to people, you can't abuse their trust, you're
TV: Coming up on the news, former President Richard Nixon is honored tonight at a, thousand Dollar a plate, dinner.
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Mike: Well either they've got to fill up the gas tank, or they're not coming back. Either way I win. Carol: I want to watch something good.
Maggie: Ok look, I'm not crazy about spending an evening debating whether or not the school cafeteria should serve beans and weenies, which by the way I'm dead against. But we do have a responsibility as parents. Jason: Maggie I'm crushed. I'm every bit as responsible and adult as you are.... Hey chuckle head, blow it out your tail pipe! Maggie: Are you quite finished? Jason: Yes. Maggie: Sure you don't want to pull up beside him and moon him? Jason: Come on Maggie. It's the middle of winter. Maggie:Jason:Maggie:Jason:Maggie:Jason:Maggie:Jason:Maggie:Jason:Rally. Maggie:Jason:Maggie:Jason:Maggie:Jason:Maggie:Jason:should... Maggie: (singing) Maggie and Jason: (Singing)
People at meeting: We got to vote him out. Vote him out. Speaker: Alright. Alright already. Enough of the freaking talk! Let’s call for a vote. All those in favor, signify by saying "I".
People: I Speaker: Anybody oppose? People: No!Speaker: It’s have it. Motion is carried. Beans and weenies it is. Old Lady: Salvador Babart. You're trying to rail road this through because you've got the school weenie contract.Speaker: Put a cork in it Yvonne. Ah? People: (shouting against the speaker) Maggie: Jason, the movie starts in fifteen minutes
Man: You haven't met my little Newton.Jason: Well, if that’s how you feel Braxton, why stop at a dress code. Why not have full military uniforms. Give them all little burr haircuts. Speaker: Is that a motion doc? Jason: No. no. Who here understands what I'm trying to say? Old Lady: Oh I do. I do. You're saying that we should let the kids discover who they are going to be.Jason: Yeah!
Old Lady: And if that means t hey are going to rebel a little bit, so what. Jason: Exactly. Old Lady: And that means they are going to be putting safety pins in their ears...fine! Jason: No I wasn't going to go that far. Old Lady: bringing small caliber pistols to school. No problem. Because that's what they are going to be doing if we keep on serving them beans and weenies. Jason: Thanks Yvonne. Maggie: Pssst! Jason: Maggie. Maggie: What's going on? Jason: Ah, excuse me. I'm just trying to make a point here. Maggie: Well I thought we were trying to make a move.
Man: So would I. Jason: Ok. Maggie. Think please. Think. You are a liberal humanist.Maggie: No Jason, you are .And you are always getting us confused.Jason: Uh, I know that Maggie, once she's had a chance to think about this, you will realize.. Maggie: Wo wo wo wo . Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you implying that because I disagree with you, I'm not thinking? Jason: No, I'm just saying that you're a little distracted.Maggie: Distracted? Jason: Yes. You, she, came in here tonight with nothing on her mind other than sneaking out to some stupid movie.People: (Boo) Maggie: Well whose idea was the stupid movie in the first place? Jason: I just mentioned that it was playing. Maggie: Oh sure, with that come hither look in your eyes.Jason: Is this a come hither look?
the meaning...if you look it up in your dictionaries, you would see that ignorance doesn't mean dumb. For instance, ignorance means uninformed. As, well here here, my wife Maggie who is certainly not dumb. A very bright woman, but ignorant... People: Boooo! Jason: In this case. In one case, just this one isolated incident. Not always, not always. Jason: Boy I am hun-gry, are you hungry? I am hungry! Shall we stop and eat? What do you
feel like?Maggie: I feel like dirt. Jason: Oh well lets go to the international house of dirt. Well, I have a better idea. Why don't we just pull in here and see if they have a midnight showing of “A Man and a Woman". I'll check with the cashier. You just keep smiling. La da da da da da da da (singing) (Maggie drives off) Jason: Maggie! Hey don't you think you're over reacting just a little bit?
Mike: It's a two strike count. Brawn on the ninth but the base is loaded. But marvelous Mike the fiery right hander doesn't worry as he eyes the crowd. He checks his signals. Takes a deep breath, reaches for the rars and bags, spits,Ben: Will you just pitch the stupid ball?Mike: I just did. Steamed right through you. Two outs.Ben: Ahh! Carol: Ben! Ben: I'm down to my last man. Carol: Ben,Ben: What? Mike: Steamed right through you. Ben: Hey!Carol: Ben you are supposed to be in bed by nine o clock.Ben: I was. Nobody said anything about how I gotta stay there. Mike:healthy exercise before we turn in. Ben: Yeah! Mike: So why don't you just....steamed right through you! Ben: I hate you. Carol:
Mike:Ben: I have a point. Grand slam. Alright. I win. (Maggie walks in) Ben:Mike:Ben:Maggie:Mike:Ben:Maggie:Mike: Tall guy. Nice smile. Looks like a talk show host. Maggie: Oh him. He's at the movies. Ben and Mike: Fight.Jason: Hi boys. Is your mother home yet? Mike: Uh, blonde woman, looks like Donna Deverona? Jason: Yeah, that's her. Mike: Upstairs. Jason: Great. That's great. Ok good night boys.
Ben: Wow, he didn't send me to bed either.
Mike: Hey what do you say we go for a double header?
Ben: No I think I'll turn in.
Steam rolled! Mike: Hey!
Jason: Taxi. Maggie: Oh. Jason: Maggie, anger is not something that should be left inside to seethe and fester.
that you didn't put there. Jason: That's what I thought. No no that’s not what I thought.Maggie: Well I'll tell you what I thought. I thought that you really meant it when you said that the best thing about our marriage was the fact that we were both individuals, with ideas, ambitions, identities.Jason: Well you know I do.Maggie: I know you did, until tonight I heard you blurt out how you really feel. Jason: I didn't blurt.
Maggie: So you thought about it before you said it? Jason: I was..I always have a ...thou..You’ve taken a word out of context and you've blown it out of all proportion.Maggie: Oh there I go showing my classic ignorance again.Jason: Come on. You know as well as I do I love the fact that you have your own ideas, your own identity. I don't even mind a little disagreement Maggie. I thrive on it. Maggie: Well Jason. You are in for some real fun.Jason: Ok, now I am getting angry. Maggie: Go with that. Jason: Maggie! Maggie: Don't sublimate.
Mike: Well first, dad slept on the coach. And second, he didn't just dress up to go jogging, he
actually went. Ben: Not only that, mum actually said we should get our own breakfast. Carol: Well we've got to do something about this.Mike: Why? Carol: Mike, this is mum and dad we're talking about. I mean at their age, somebody has to look out for them.Mike: True. Yeah, I think we should clear this thing up before Ben becomes a total porker. Ben: Hey, I'm making the best out of a bad situation.
Carol: I know what would work. I mean they couldn't be mad at each other if one of their kids were in trouble. Right?Mike: No, no no no, Carol, I am always in trouble. Carol: No, no, no. I mean like...hurt.Ben: Forget it! Mike: Ah wait. I got it. I got it. This is great. So simple, so perfect, so right. You know sometimes my brain frightens me. Alright, now get this. I'm going to send mum a huge bouquet and a wimpy apology from dad. Carol: That's your idea?Mike: Yeah! Carol: Mike, it will never work.Mike: Well it did on the Cosby Show. Carol: That's TV. This is real life. Ben: Hold it! You're saying the Cosby Show isn't real?
Maggie: Jason, I don't need a fashion critique. I hardly slept a wink last night and I'm not thinking very clearly this morning.Jason: Well, this is beyond fashion. I mean, if you approach the governor dressed like that and his body guards are going to wrestle you to the ground.Maggie: Oh, so what do you wear when you interview the governor? Jason: Well, come on. I'm just saying this is a respected public official. This is Mary O Kwomo, not Bozo Cuomo.Jason: So you're saying that clothing has something to do with character?
Jason: Of course. No. No, no,no. Maggie: Ahh! Too late Jason. You said it. You feel the same way I do. Jason: I don't.Maggie: You do. Jason: I don't . No I ..Just because you feel one way about certain things doesn't mean I have to feel the same way. Maggie: Exactly. That' exactly the point I've been trying to make.Jason: But you tricked me. Maggie: Honey I wouldn't have stooped so low if I didn't love you.Jason: So I deserve to be tricked. Yes I do. I'm really sorry about what I said last night. Maggie: Honey, you embarrassed me in front of all those people. Jason: Sorry. I was ignorant. But just for the record, I still don't believe in dress codes for school.Maggie: And just for the record, I'm still for them. So we can either debate about it or.. Jason: Kiss.
(door bell) Jason: Excuse me. Delivery man: (brings flowers) Dr Jason Seaver? Jason: Oh, Honey. You shouldn't have. Delivery Man: It's my job.Jason:honey, that is so sweet. Maggie:Jason:Delivery Man: (cough) More flowers. These are for Maggie Seaver. And hey, just seeing people
Maggie:Jason:Maggie: “Maggie dearest, how could I have been so wrong. I'm a complete wimp. Love Jason." Oh honey, don't you think you are being a little hard on yourself? Jason: Noooo!
