Carol: Don't leave your book there. Take them to you room. No snacking. You'll spoil your dinner.
Mike: Dad? Jason: You're not going anywhere while you are still flunking English.
Mike: Oh great timing dad. I mean, we had an English test today. I mean couldn't you have told me this before I took it. I mean if I’d known you would take this kind of an attitude, I just may have studied for it.Jason: Ah, I feel worse than mikes grades. Maggie: Me too. Jason: I got to try again to call a doctor. Maggie: You are a doctor. Jason: Oh, I guess that's why I keep getting a busy signal.
Eddie: Oh Seaver. Wait up. Oh Mikey Mikey Mikey. You're not going to believe this. This has got to be the best news since Lucy came back to TV. Mike: What?Eddie: Boner! His folks are letting him go on the ski trip. Boner: Thanks a lot Mikey. How come you aint sharing in my joy? Mike: Cos I’m not going. Boner and Eddie: What? Mike: Yeah, my dad says I have to be passing English. He tells me this after yesterday's test.Eddie: Well are you sure you flunked?
Mike: Ah, look Robin. I really need to know this grade. If I don't pass, I don't go on the ski trip. Robin: Oh, you're going? Mike: Yeah, if I get a C. So come on. Tell me what I got. Robin: What you got rhymes with C. Mike: Ah, the school’s giving out G's now? Robin: D plus. Mike: D plus. Is that with the curve?
Robin: It's with an incredible curve.
Maggie: You would not believe what the rest of the house looks like. Jason: I'm going to kill those kids. We asked them for one favor, will the help with the house while we're sick. But do they do it? No. Maggie: Jason, the house is perfect. Jason: What? Maggie: It's like a hospital out there. There is no dust. All the laundry’s been done. The table is set for dinner. Bens little clothes have been ironed for tomorrow. I haven't seen the house this organized since I went back to......work.
Mike: Yes! This means I can go on the ski trip. Look Robin, I really owe you in a major way. Robin: Well you're welcome in a major way. Mike: Look, if there is anything that I can do for you Robin, you got it. Ok? Robin: Mike. The ski trip. Mike: Yeah, what about it? Robin: I'd love to be your date on the ski trip. Mike: What ski trip? Robin: THE ski trip.
Mike: Ah ha ha. No Robin, Robin. See, none of us guys are taking dates on the ski trip because there are going to be so many coyotes up there. Yeah, those those hills are just crawling with coyotes (howls) Robin: Mike, the only reason that you are able to go is that I changed your grade. Mike: Yeah and I am very thank full for that. Robin: Are you? Mike: Oh! Robin: You're even cuter with that dumb look on your face.
Boner: So a girl is forcing you to spend the weekend with her? Mike: Yes.Boner: And this is a bad thing? Mike: Yes.
Mike: Why?
Carol: I just waxed the floor. Mike: Ok Carol look. I need some advice ok? Carol: From mo? Mike: Ok. Nice job. Ok now Carol. Let’s say you were really desperate and you trapped this guy into going out with you.Carol: Lets not. Mike: No no. Lets say you trapped him, because you liked him. Now what could he do to make you not like him?
Carol: You're serious? Mike: Yeah. Carol: Ok. Well first, any guy who could be trapped into a date, is a weak kneed winky. Now I am talking major winky. Mike: Forget it. Forget it. Ben: Ok, I cleaned my room and ahhhhhhhh! (Falls on the floor) Mike: Very nice job. Jason: Place doesn't look so great. Mike: Hey dad. Jason: Look! Dust! She calls this clean. Ah. Mike: Dad I think it's the fever talking.
Jason: Well then you've got to pay them back.
Mike: That was not the answer I was hoping for. Jason: Does this have anything to do with the ski trip you're going on? Maggie: You're going? Mike you passed? Jason: Passed? He got an A. Maggie: An A! Wow! Mike. Let me see that test. "A coma is a deep sleep you fall into after you get hit on the head." Jason: It's graded on the curve. Maggie: Oh. Well Mike, I think it's wonderful.
Jason: Yep yep yep. It's wonderful. Everything's wonderful. Everything's running very smoothly around here lately.Carol: Now what are you two doing up? Now come on. Back up stairs. I'll bring you dinner up in a little while. Jason: What are we having? Carol: Coq o vin. Jason: I made that once. Carol: Yeah, but don't worry. I found a new recipe.Jason: Well I’m going to go see if any of my patients have called. With my luck, they're probably all cured. Maggie: Your dad is still in shock. Mike got an A on a test. Carol: An A. let me see that test.
Maggie: Sure. There is even a Chinese curse which says, may you get what you wish for. Mike: Ah this is perfect. Now mum, next time I have a problem, I'm coming to you first.
Jason: Oh, I'm going back to bed. Mike: Mum, I've got to go make a phone call. (Slips on floor) Mike: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Maggie: Oh you waxed the floor. Mike: Hello Boner? Oh Mr. Stabone. It's Mike. Yo to you too sir. Ah, is Richard there? Hello Boner. I need some help. Well I'm going to ask Robin out tonight. Now I need you to tell em step by step exactly what you do on a first date so I can completely gross this girl out. No
offence.
Robin: Mike, what are you doing? Mike: Who needs the distraction of a movie? Robin: Not me. Ow! Mike: Oh, I'm sorry. Robin: That's ok. Mike: Look Robin, let’s not kid each other. Alright? Now you have needs and I have needs. Now why should we both be needy on a night like this? Robin: Mike! Mike: Girl, you'll be a woman soon. Here, now, tonight. Robin: Oh Mike! Yes. Mike: Ah, look wouldn't a nice big tub of something be good right now? Robin: Popcorn? Mike: Yeah, great idea.Boner: Where did he go? Eddie: I can't tell. My binocs are all fogged up. Boner: Mike! Mike: Guys, what are you doing here?
Boner: Well Eddie. Maybe you should consider the possibility that you're scum. Mike: Guys. Guys! Stop. Ok. Come on. Now I need a line that is guaranteed to offend. Eddie: Boner, give him your best line. Boner: You look her in the eye and you say, you got needs, I got needs, why should we both be needy on a night like this. Eddie: I already gave him that line. Mike: Yeah and it worked. Boner: It never worked for me.
Mike: You guys are no help at all. Eddie: I'm scum. Boner:You're scum. Robin: I thought you were going to get popcorn? Mike: It wasn't real butter. Robin: Well I hat that too. Mike: Look Robin. Do you have any idea why I brought you here tonight? Robin: I've a pretty good idea. Mike: No you don't.Robin: Yes I do. Mike: No you don't. Robin: Yes I do.
Mike: The beginning of time. Robin, I've only been dating for a year. Robin: Well don't worry. You can go on your precious ski trip and you won't be stuck with me. (Crying) Mike: Come on Robin. Don't cry. What do you mean stuck? I just didn't want to be forced into doing something. Look, just ‘cause guys are crummy to girls doesn't mean that you have to be
crummy to me. You know, I think it is the guys who ought to change. Not the girls. I know, pretty frightening concept isn't it?Eddie: Wow, look at that. She's crying. Boner: Must have been one of my lines.Mike: Ah Robin. I just wish that none of this had ever ever happened.Robin: You're right. Mike: Well thank you. Robin: I shouldn't have black mailed you.
Mike: Yeah. Robin: I was so wrong.Mike: Yeah. Robin: I should have never changed your grade. Mike: Yeah. Uh no. Robin: And tomorrow I'm going to make it right. Mike: Ah tomorrow. Robin: Tomorrow I'm going to change your grade back to a D plus. Mike: I, you don't have to..
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沪江英语Carol: I had a great time tonight Bobby. Bobby: Yeah. Me too. I could like anything if I went with you Carol: Even the ballet? Bobby: Sure. Why, you got tickets? Carol: No. Bobby: Ummm Carol: Yes? Bobby: I was gonna ask if you wanted .. Carol: I would love to go. Bobby: Go where/ Carol: Well, wherever you were going to suggest we should go. Bobby: I was going to ask if you wanted to study together tomorrow night. Carol: Oh sure. Bobby: Well.. Carol: Uh hu? Boy isn't this school year just flying by? I mean well, first it was summer and then it was fall and pretty soon it will be time for the Dewey High Winter dance. Bobby: Yeah, the winter dance. I I ..I got to go. Good night Carol. Mike: Hey Bobby Bobby: Hey Mark. Mike: Mike. Carol: Nice timing Mike. Mike: That was just my surly sister. Don't mind her. (kiss) Mike: well hello Andrea. I just want to thank you for driving me home today while my car was in the shop. Andrea: My pleasure. Mike: well hold on man. Come on, you act like I owe you a kiss or two just because you paid for the gas and the movie and the food.
Andrea: You don't want to kiss me? Mike: Of course I want to kiss you. It's just that, well I got my reputation to think about. Ok, I'm done thinking.
Friend 1: So, did bobby ask you to the dance last night? Carol: well not exactly. Friend 2: No? Carol: No? Friend 2: I could die. Friend 1: Did he even mention the winter formal? Carol: uh no Friend 1: No? Carol: I brought up the winter dance. Friend 2: You didn't?Carol: I did. Friend 2: I could die. Friend 1: Carol, this is not a good thing. Carol: Why?Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1: Run away. Carol: Now don't be ridiculous. If you run away from here, he'll know that we're talking about him. So just walk away, very cool, and very very calmly. Ok. Friends: (squealing) Bobby: Hi Carol: Hi Bobby: About studying together tomorrow night. Carol: Ah is five too early?
Bobby: No. I can't make it. Carol: You can't? Bobby: No, no. Something came up. But I’d like to call you and talk to you about it. I mean, well, if you're going to be at home. Carol: I might be. Ring. Ring. Ben: Hi! Carol: Shhhh! Pick up that phone and you'll never use that hand again. Ben: Oh big talk! Mike: Hey Samantha. Thanks for the ride home today. Samantha: My pleasure.
Mike: What. Ben: It's Eddie. Carol: Well hang it up. Mike: Look Carol. Carol come on. You can't just hang up every phone call that's not for you. Ben: I did it again. Mike: Hello. No I’m sorry. Ben's dead. Ben: Hey! What are you doing? Mike: Calling Eddie back.
Carol: No! Mike: Yes. C No Ben: That's the last call. I'm bushed. Mike: Hello. Hey! I'm using the phone. Ow! Ow! Hey that hurt. Carol: Hello? Oh hi Bobby. Lucky you caught me. I was just heading out the door.
Maggie: Hi honey. Jason: Hi. Maggie and Jason: So. What's for dinner? Maggie and Jason: Oh!
Carol: Yes I do. Maggie: Well, it's very insulting to your father.
Carol: I don't think of dad as a man. Jason: Is it the shirt? Carol: You know what I mean. I'm talking about hot good looking guys. Jason: I sense a trend here. Mike: Oh, I get it. Bobby invited somebody else to this Winter Flame thing, huh? Carol: Typical of men who use women and then discard them like so much garbage. Mike: Ah, that really hurts, Carol. It hurts that you see me as a guy that treats girls very carnally. And if you'll excuse me, I have to go return some phone calls and brighten the day of
some very lucky young ladies. Maggie: So do you want to explain men to carol, or women to mike. Jason: I'd like someone to explain women to me. Just kidding. Just one of those charming whimsical remarks. Oh Mike! Maggie: Oh carol, I’m so sorry that Bobby asked someone else. Carol: I don't know that he asked someone else. I don't know what his plans are. Maggie: Well, honey. You know that bobby's always been a little shy. Carol: Oh yeah, he wasn't so shy the other night, when...never mind. Maggie: What other night?
Carol: Listen, we've been going out for what, two months? Bobby: Yeah Carol: Right. And in that time we've gotten to be really good friends. Bobby: Yeah. Carol: So really comfortable around each other so we don't need to put up any kind of act. Bobby: Yeah. Carol: Great. So, if I were going to ask you to take me to the winter formal, you'd say... Bobby: No.
Carol: Great! Oh!Bobby: I can't. Carol: Well that's great. I'm glad we got that cleared up. Oh gee look at the time. I got to go. Bye. Bobby: Carol, I, it's my football.
Jason: For that zesty combination of herbs and spices, always remember to shake vigorously before opening. Ok. Maggie: What are you doing? Jason: I'm cooking. What does it look like? Maggie: Hey Mike.
Maggie: Oh honey, what did Bobby say? Carol: No. How many times do I have to repeat it? Jason: Well honey, maybe you just asked him too late. Maggie: There has to be some reason. Carol: I'm me. I mean he just doesn't want to take me. Jason: Well then he's out of his mind. And that's a professional opinion. Carol: Yes you're right, I mean, after all I've learned from my pain. I mean, who needs a social life when you've got an IQ of a hundred and forty four. Right?
Maggie: I want just five minutes with that football player without his protective equipment. Jason: Maggie, don't you get irrational too. Maggie: Well Jason, it would be a nice gesture for you to get a little irrational. Jason: Ok, if you want to vent, go ahead and vent. Vent. One of us has to remain calm. One of us has to do thinking and observing and.. Maggie: What are you babbling about? Jason: I'm going to call that little slime bag sucker, right now.
(The Night of the Dance)
(door bell) Mike: Excuse me. Three girls: Hello Mike. Samantha: Hello, how do you do? Sheena: Hay! Mike: Mum dad. This is the stunning Samantha. Lovely Andrea, and the legendary Sheena Brookwitz Maggie: well you look lovely. The whole crowd of you. Cheese.
Mike: Ok mum, dad. We'll see you guys a little bit later. Oh and, there's no need to wait up. Who wants to drive?
Andrea: Me.
Samantha: I get to sit in the back with Mike.
Sheen: Who says?
Maggie: Well, say something.
Jason: That's my boy.
Oh look at Carol. Doesn't she look beautiful?
Maggie: Oh honey, you are perfectly dressed for a wonderful evening of..Something or other.
Carol: I hate this whole entire gross disgusting idea.
Jason: I know, but I thought maybe you could use a bit of magic tonight and maybe your old dad could help out. Ok, who wants a King Kong souvenir?
Ben: Me me me! Jason: How did I know that?Maggie: Well, it really is beautiful up here. Look at all those little cars. They look likeCarol: Ants. I know mum. Please. Maggie: Carol, your father meant well. Carol: I know he did. But thinking that the magic of the Empire State Building would make me forget that I was totally humiliated, just makes dad seem kind of.. Maggie: Lame. No.
