Carol: Yes, I heard you.Maggie: No no no honey. Even if I thought that I would never ever ever call your father Carol: Lame. Maggie: Don't say it again. Carol: Ok, but it is lame. Maggie: Well, yes. But we never had this conversation. Carol: What conversation? Maggie: Why is your father talking to that janitor? Carol: Oh that’s just Bobby Winette. Maggie: Oh. Carol: Bobby Winette?
Carol: Dad!
Maggie: Don't be too late sweet heart. Carol: We won't.Maggie: Night Bobby.Carol: Thanks dad. Maggie: Oh honey. I'm sorry I ever thought your whole idea was.. Jason: Lame?Maggie: Oh I never thought that.
Carol: Well why didn't you just tell me you had to work? Bobby: I didn't want anybody to know, that Bobby Winette, captain of the football team, had a job doing this. Especially you. Carol: Well I don't mind. Bobby: It's disgusting. Carol: Don't worry. I'm used to disgusting. Remember I have two brothers. Bobby: Carol, I really wanted to take you to that dance.Carol: I really wanted to go with you. Bobby: Wait here! I know this isn't going to be too clear. Can I have this dance? Carol: Sure. Wait. Ok, I’m ready now.
Girl: I had a lousy time. Mike: Well I had a lousy time too. Who needs you? Any of you. Girls voice: You are a total pig. Mike: Was the worst night of my life. Women. Bobby: He said it.
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沪江英语Friend: Is this a pyjama party or a funeral? Carol: A pyjama party. Come on guys. Ben: Mike. Mike! Ahhhh! Mike: Shhhhh! Ben: you scare me like that again, I'm going to slug you. Mike: Ben, you said you were up to this caper, now if you're not.. Ben: I bought the snake from Stinky Sullivan, didn't I? And I got it in the house, didn't I? I even got mum and dad to go for a walk. I've done everything. You've done nothing. Mike: Wrong. Look. First, I'm the guy who thought of this plan. And second, I let you help me. Alright, now for the next step. Ok now, do you remember what you are supposed to say when I run in there to rescue the girls? Ben: Yeah. Be careful Mike! Cecil's poisonous. Mike: Ok, ok. Don't call the snake Cecil. Right? Ben: That's his name. Mike: Ben, It’s supposed to be a wild snake. Wild snakes don't have names. Ben: How do you know? Mike: Ben. Ben: Think snakes go around calling each other 'Hey you'? Mike: Look. I don't care. Let’s just get the plan straight. Alright? Jason: The plan! Ben: What are people trying to do to me? Maggie: What's going on? Mike: Ah..Nothing.
Grandma: Yo! Ben: Grandma. Jason: Hey, what's all this?
Mike: Yeah. Ed: Well, we just happened to be in the neighborhood, and we thought we'd drop in. Jason: You're two hundred miles from home. Ed: No we aint. This is home. Grandma: The house has been sold.Maggie: What, you sold your ... Girls: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ben: They've found Cecil.
Girls: Ahhh! Mike: Wow, wo! Wait now ladies. What seems to be the problem?Girl: Snake! Mike: Oh no!
Grandma: Well, at least you have a kitchen Carol: Don't worry about it Shelly. The snake has gone. Shelly: well, what about the rat? Girls: The rat! Ahh!!! Jason: Now Mike. We all agree. There's nobody in that living room tonight, except Carol and her friends. Mike: Come on dad. How can you're picking on just me? Jason: Well because I'm sure little Ben is an innocent party to all this.
Ben: Ah ha ha ha. Maggie: Ben and Mike, upstairs and in bed right now. And take your reptile with you. Jason: That way. Mike: Ok. Alright. But before we go, lets just clear up exactly what this off limits area includes. Jason: Go! Maggie: So mum, this business of selling the house. What’s going on? Grandma: Nothing I care to discuss right now.Jason: I was just going out to talk to Ed. You know how Ed and I love to pal around. Ed! Ed: Where can I plug this? Jason: Well,Maggie: Anywhere daddy.Jason: I was just coming out to see you Ed. Ed: Why? Maggie: Daddy, he wants to see your trailer.
Grandma: Oh yes it does. He's been acting strangely ever since we went to Niagara Falls. Maggie: When did you go to Niagara Falls? Grandma: On our honeymoon.Maggie: Mum, have you told daddy how unhappy you are about all of this? Grandma: Oh, I've given him plenty of hints. I sit still, staring straight ahead with a vacant look on my face.Maggie: Mum, you always have a vacant look on your face.
Ed: Go ahead. Jason: Oh that’s ok. Ed: No, see for yourself. Jason: I take your word for it. Ed: You never take my word for it. Jason: Ok, let’s see. Ooh! Ed: Well? Jason: Nice. Ed: Yeah. And it's durable too. Jason: It is. I can tell. Oops! Ed: Ah! He he! Jason: You know, the brochures never do these things justice. Ed: No. Pres the round thing a me jig. Jason: No, that’s alright. Ed: Press the darn..that's it. Jason: Sweet.
Jason: Could I? Ed: Be my guest. Jason: Oh, right! Oh Ed! Ed: Ha? Jason: I envy you Ed. Ed: You envy me? Jason: You kidding? Cruising those highways, every day a different vista out of that window, tied to nothing but the open road and free to find adventure, and follow wherever it leads. No
responsibilities. No patients waiting for you with problems that would just break your heart if you didn't remind yourself constantly to keep your professional distance.Ed: What the hell are you talking about? Jason: Nothing. You know, when the kids grow up I would love to try something like this. Ed: You would? Jason: uh hu. Ed: Gee! Jason: I just hope I have the courage to do what you did. Ed: Courage? Wow. Boy! Jason, I haven't been wrong about you all these years, have I? Jason: You called me Jason. Ed: That is your name isn't it? Jason: Yeah.Maggie: Jason! Jason: In here honey.
Jason: Ok Maggie. What is it? Maggie? Maggie: So with that, I told her that she owed it to herself, as well as daddy, to tell him how she really felt about all this and for once stand up for her rights. Jason: Maggie, that was terrible advice. Maggie: Aren't you always telling me how important it is to be truthful with each other about our feelings? Jason: Honey, that's for us. Your parents marriage has never been based on truth. Maggie: That's a good thing?
Jason: It's kept them happily married for thirty seven years.Grandma: Maggie is right. You are the most pig headed man I have ever met. And I am not setting foot on this over blown tin can again.Ed: That's just fine. Come midnight tonight, I'm pulling out of here, with or without you. And you can put that in your pipe and smoke it Miss Gloria Steinbrenner.Grandma: Maggie, Jason, which room is mine?
Grandma: If you put your faith in any man, you'll live to regret it. All men go whacko eventually. You hear me? Carol: Oh yeah. Maggie: Carol, go back to your slumber party. Carol: Grandma won't let us. Jason: It's ok.
Mike: Hey, did Bennie mention that we just got our piano tuned? Maggie: Jason, you've got to talk some sense into him. Jason: Honey, this is their business let them work it out. Maggie: Well they’re not going to work anything out. Mum will probably never speak to dad
again. Jason: How do you know that? Maggie: Because if you ever did anything as stupid as expecting me to live in a little tin thing like some hobo or something, I’d certainly never speak to you again.Jason: It’s good to find out now.
(Grandma playing piano and singing) Grandma: Now look at them yo yo's. That's the way you do it. You play the guitar on the MTV.
Dad aint working, that’s the way you do it, money for nothing and your chicks for free.Mike: Everybody let’s boogie. Jason: hey Mike, how many times.. Mike: Hey dad. We're just protecting the women folk here. You know especially since that giant prowlers been in the neighborhood, stealing the night gowns of teenage women. Girl: Ahhh!
Jason: Ed? Ed: Oh. Look Jason, I was just starting to like you, so don't go saying something that’s going to make me have no use for you again. Ok? Jason: Well, this could be a short conversation. Ed: Perfect. Jason: Ed, I could use your help. Ed: Car trouble?
Jason: Well Ed, some married couple actually do talk to each other. Ed: If you are talking about that Phil Donahue and Marlon Perkins, aint ye? Jason: No Ed. Could you at least tell me why you suddenly sold your home? Ed: Why? I don't know why. Maybe I ran out of chores. We planted a rose garden, extended the back porch, painted. I did those things the first six months I was on retirement. I don't
know why. Just recently t he leg broke off my old easy chair because I was spending so much time sitting in it, watching that wheel of fortune. Which is not a half bad show, by the way. Maybe it’s because last month we paid the house off. After twenty five years and not missing a single payment. And to celebrate, we went home and fell asleep. I don't why. Let me ask you something. How many years do you figure you've got left? Jason: I haven't thought about it much. Ed: I do. A lot.Jason: I understand.
Ed: You do lad? Jason: Yeah. Ed: Oh, I wish my wife did. Jason: Well have you tried telling her how you feel. Ed: look, if she wanted to marry a communicator, she should have married Walter Cronkite. She'll change her mind. Won't she? Grandma: He'll change his mind. Won't he? Maggie: Sure he will mum. He's a sensitive, giving human being. Grandma: He's a jack arse. Maggie: You're right. Grandma: Maggie, he's your father.Maggie: Sorry. Grandma: What will I do with myself?
Jason: Maggie, this happens to be a dream for some people. A lot of intelligent responsible people, I might ad. Maggie: Well, name one? Jason: Me. I'd love to spend the rest of my days like this. Maggie: What is it with you men? What do you have against houses?Jason: Alright, your father might have been acting a little impulsively, but he was a desperate man. He had nothing to look forward to except 'wheel of fortune'. Which is not a half bad show.
Maggie: Well then why didn't he tell mum that? Jason: Because that is not his style. Maggie: Well his style stinks. Jason: His style was fine for thirty seven years. Grandma: Thirty eight. Maggie: Do you mind mum? We are having a discussion here.Ed: Margaret Catherine, I will not have you talking to your mother that way.Maggie: Well dad. At least I talk to her. Ed: I can talk to your mother as well as anyone can. Kate, I'm sorry. I should have told you I was selling the house. Maggie: See. He said told instead of asked. Grandma: Eddie, I didn't know you were so unhappy at home.
Girls: Ahhhh!
Mike and Ben: (making monster noises) Ben: Hi mum, hi dad. No worries, it’s just me.
Girl: This way mike. (Whispers) It worked. He’s following me.Mike: Where are you? Girl: Over here Mike. No Mike, I said over here. Mike: Where are you? I can't see you guys.
(Girls attack him with shaving foam)
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Jason well that’s ok, Ben, we’ll have just as much fun staying at home with you Ben and carol Maggie what happened to her date with bobby winette? Ben he’s grounded Mike I didn’t do anything Ben it’s carol’s boyfriend. He got his third speeding ticket in 6 months. Mike alright bobby! Umm, I mean, somebody should speak to the boy Carol talk about bad news Mike Bobby’s grounded, the date’s cancelled, you’re bummed. I heard. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go shower. Maggie oh big plans tonight? Mike no, just me, eddie, and boner are going to go hang out. Jason You’re going to shower for Eddie and Boner? Mike c’mon dad I’m showering ‘cause I might get lucky Maggie define “get lucky”
We got the world spinning right at our hands baby Rain or shine All the time
We got eachother Sharing the laughter of love
Maggie ok Ben, here’s your beans and weenies, and carol you get the macho meat beef and Jason here’s your “it sure tastes like chicken”chicken (phone rings) Ben Hello. Yeah. Mike it’s Eddie. Mike Take a message I’m shaving.
Ben what’s he shaving? Jason hey those two chins hairs can get kind of unruly. You know? Ben I’ll tell him Eddie. Eddie says “what’s keeping you? There’s a thousand vices out there with your name on ‘em.”Jason yes, I’ll have a talk with him Maggie thank you Mike uhh dad there’s no need for you to have a talk with me after the fine job that you and dad have done teaching me the proper values I don’t think there’s going to be anything to worry about. I mean what can you do? Lock me in my room? Maggie and Jason hmmmm Mike heyyy Carol I’ll get it Mike You guys to wait up for me Maggie so who’s turn is it to wait up? Trudy so like hi! Maggie Jason I thought you did. I’ll run you home. Trudy oh wow, I’m not allowed Jason excuse me? Trudy alone Ben wait a minute here. My sitter needs a sitter?
Mike Boner Eddie Boner Boner Mike Eddie Boner that’s good, that’s real good Eddie c’mon man it’s Swedish. (laughing) Mike Roland Taylor, hey man, how you doing? Roland I’m good. Siever. Eddie, boner, how’s it going? Eddie how’s college? Mike Forget college, how’s the co-ed dorm?
Boner so what have you been up to? Roland just picking up some pizzas for a little get-together. You? Mike Oh big stuff, big stuff. We’ve got some dates with some Swedish women tonight. Roland Tonight’s working out for all of us. It’s good to see you guys Mike you too. Eddie man, what’s he got going? Pizza Girl 8 large pizzas. That’s 74.55 Roland ok you keep the change Mike hey roland so about this little get-together tonight Roland it’s just your standard.Eddie yo ROLANDO! Let me give you a hand here.Roland fine. Wait, wait a minute are you guys really so pathetic that you’re practically begging me to come to the party? Boys: yes!
