Rolandheck, everywhere. Mike hey rols so who’s house is this anyway? Roland Beats me. Boner will you look at this place? Mike yeah, I’m looking man. Eddie Is that Lana from Dewey? BonerEddieBonerMike There’s Emmy and peter. wait that’s joe simpson. Can you actually believe we’re at the same party as these guys? BonerMike no, c’mon there’s no reason why we can not run with this hight crowd, right? Just stay cool Boner wow would guys take a look at this momma? Mike cool it boner, cool it. C’mon this is a real classy bunch! Girl excuse me. Eddie Gentlemen, start your engines. I gotta go to the john firstOther guy hey wait your turn bozo Eddie oh sorry Boner hey did you guys notice something? Rich people go to the bathroom in groups.
Mike why didn’t you know that?c’mon don’t embarrass us in front of these people boner. Eddie excuse me, that chick wants me Mike c’mon get real Boner no, she wants me Mike alright well you guys discuss it uh, hi, um I’m sorry but I just had to tell you that you look just like a movie star Girl really? Which one? Mike which one? Well, you know that real sexy movie star Girl Robb lowe? Mike right! No, no. . . Girl you’re kind of cute Mike yeah, well it’s a look Girl so, uh, would you like to go to the john with me? Mike hahaha, uh, no, no, it’s okay you go Girl oh sorry, you probably think that I’m after your stash Mike huh? Girl it’s my treat. Uh you are cool, aren’t you? Mike um cool. Yeah. Girl our turn Mike Girl right! Mike Lana Girl Lana Mike Lana you have no idea how nice it is to see you Lana Mike look lana, don’t freak but there is cocaine at this party Lana (laughs) You’re funny! Don’t freak. That’s great, that’s great. Mike guys, guys do you have any idea what kind of party this is?
Boner oh yeah, it’s a great one. Mike no it’s not man, it’s not. Listen there’s cocaine at this party. right there in that bathroom. Eddie wow. So rich people don’t necessarily go to the bathroom together after all! Mike c’mon guys now we’re not really interested in cocaine are we? Boys not me, not me Mike let’s get the hell out of here. Eddie but I am interested in Lana
Boner oh yeah Mike Lana? she does cocaine too, man. I thought she was cool. Boner well mike a lot of cool people use cocaine Mike c’mon that stuff is killing people Eddie it’s not going to hurt us if we use it just one time with lana and her female friends Boner yeah Mike look guys I’m sure that everybody’s who been screwed up with that drug felt the same way that first time Boner yeah, you’re saying we’re that wishy washy Eddie yeah!
Ben mom, not in front of trudy Maggie how about Cinderella with those cute, little mice?
Carol when we had mice last year you didn’t think they were so cute
Jason Maggie, exactly what am I eating? This tastes like a soggy cracker or something
Trudy that’s my dad
Maggie well trudy it’s been nice having you as our guest
Trudy guest? Does that mean you’re going to try to get out of paying me?
Maggie uh, uh of course not. Jason?
Jason oh Jason yeah right. Sure. Here trudy. Here you go. Trudy thanks. Any time you want me to babysit you guys just let me know. Jason ok Maggie now this was my favorite movie when I was a little girl Carol oh boy am I tired Ben yeah, I’m one tired, little puppy good night dad, good night mom Maggie good night Jason boy, when I was 10 if I knew half of what Ben knows now I’d have been
Dangerous Maggie honey Ben is dangerous
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Girl hi mike Mike hi
Girl it will look better once we visit the bathroom
Lana don’t mind if I doEddie oh hotubbing with Lana Fairday, I can’t stand it! It’s lucky I’m wearing my trunks. I ran out of clean underwear! Lana shall we? Boner don’t blow this for us mike huh? Girl is, uh, something wrong? Mikeum look I’m just not in the mood okay Boner yeah, he’s trying to get all the heavy drugs out of his system
Boy anyway, please, if you guys are going to have a discussion can we use the john? Lana just wait a minute okay? Now what’s going on here?Mike um, look I’ve never done coke before Lana for a second there I thought you guys were narcs! Especially the strange
Looking one. Boner thank you Girl look, if it’s your first time we’ll be gentle with you. Boner first time Eddie yeah first time Mikehey, I don’t want to do coke ok? Girls(giggling) Mike c’mon what’s wrong with that? Girl umm, I’m gonna go check on the hot tub. Lana I’ll come with you Boy excuse us boys
Jason well it’s 2 am. That’s a nice night. Mikedad! Jason mike? It is mike, right? No, it couldn’t be. My mike was supposed to be home at 1 am Mikeuh dad, I know I missed my curfew Jason whoa, at least you admitted you had one. Now that’s progress. Mikehey dad, isn’t tonight the night we turn the clocks back for the time change?
Jason no, mike, that’s in October which is when you’re going to be grounded until unless you can give me a good explanation for where you’ve been. Mike ok,Jason no, no no wait, wait, wait, let me get comfortable here. You know how I love these
stories. What will it be tonight, mike? You were out and saved some lives tonight. No wait I’ll bet you ran into those darn gypsies again. Are you okay? Mikedad, can I talk to you as a friend? Not as a guy who will make my life miserable? Jason what’s wrong mike? Mikedad, I gotta know that what I tell you won’t be used against me Jason okay, what is it?
Jason what? Mikedad, I have been thinking about this since the party. Dad, I have been driving and driving. . . . Jason mike, you did the right thing Mikeyeah, that’s what kills me Jason I don’t understand Mikedad, I know I did the right thing. Its just that I feel like everyone’s going to laugh at me. And some of those people did laugh.
Jason well, mike you’re not going to be able to please everybody. Mikeyeah well tonight I didn’t please anybody Jason except yourself Mikeyeah Jason yeah, what you did tonight took real courage, mike. I admire you. Mikethanks Jason sleep on it Mikegood night dad Jason good night mike Mikethanks dad Jason uh eddie and boner called for you.they don’t want to.Mike well what do you know? Jason what does that mean? Mikea lot. Jason what a world.
Mikehi. You know a lot of people tell you that drugs are cool and they’re the same people who Well they’re wrong. Look, I’m not telling you how to live your lives, but I am telling you that you don’t have to do something that you don’t I mean, if that’s the way that they feel, then maybe And maybe they’re not as cool as you thought they were. And one last thing.This is how I feel and if you think that makes me
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They said they didn’t go to the bathroom and are saying that everybody is doing something so what’s your problem? Everybody’s not doing drugs and you don’t have to do it to be cool. want to just to keep your friends happy. they’re not your friends. I’m not being paid to say this. uncool, then you’re wrong. 10
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沪江英语Ben: Let’s go, lets go, lets go. We are going to be late. Jason: Ben. You don't have to yell. Ben: Sure, I’m excited. Jason: Then go outside. Ben: What the heck's taking so long? We got to move. Jason: Inside Ben. Ben: I'm sorry dad. I lost control. Jason: Everyone on the block knows it. Ben: I can't help it. How many kids get to spend their Friday night at a live taping of The Cosby Show? Jason: I'm excited too Ben, but you don't hear me yelling. Let’s go! Ben: What’s taking mum and Carol so darn long? Jason: Well Ben, I guess you are finally old enough to hear this. Ben: What? Jason: Women are always late. Ben: Why? Jason: No-one knows Ben. It’s just the way it is and always has been. Ben: We could leave without them. Jason: Well this is it. The next thing you have to learn about women Ben, is that they hate it when you ditch them.Ben: Why are they always late? Jason: I didn't say that women made sense. Maggie: What? Jason: I said they make tremendous sense. Let’s face it Ben, they are better than us. Oh you look great. Well does she look..You look..I'm going to start the car. Ben: Do we have to wait for Carol too? Maggie: She's your sister. Carol: All set. How do I look?
Maggie: Great. Mike, we're leaving. Mike: Ok. You guys have fun. Hey carol, come on. Aren't you going to go get ready?Carol: May your date tonight turn out to be the most embarrassing event of your entire life. Ben: Mike, I don't get it. How could you go and mess around with some stupid girl, when you could see the taping of the number one show on TV. Mike: When puberty hits, you'll get it Ben.Ben: Dad already told me about girls. I'm not impressed.
Jason: Well, wasn't that a great ending? Ben: I missed it. I can't believe I missed it. Oh no! Puberty!
Mike: Alright, I made it. Ben: Ahh! Mike: What the..Ben, what are you doing?
Mike: Yeah, well, you just got to learn to live with it Ben.
Mike: Like you have? Mike: Right. Ben: But I don't want to make a total jerk out of myself every time a girl walks into the room. Mike: Who says I do that? Ben: Mum. Mike: Alright, well look. You're just going to have to take my word on this one Ben. Now puberty is fantastic. I mean, it’s like an amusement park filled with girls. Ben: I hate girls.
Mike: Oh come on Ben. Think about that. Do you really hate girls? Ben: Yes. No. No I don't hate girls. Mike: Crazy, crazy. Ben: I don't know anything about girls. What do I say to them? Mike: Ben, listen.. Ben: Explain girls mike. Please please please. Mike: Ben, you are going to have to talk to dad. Ok. Ben: I can’t do that. This is private. Help me! Mike: Listen Ben. I'll be straight with you. Dad made me promise that if you ever came to me with any questions on sex...I wouldn't say a word. Ben: Who’s talking about sex? I want to know about girls.
Ben: Hi. Maggie: Morning Bennie. Jason: Are you wearing after shave? Ben: Yeah. Jason: Why?
Ben: Doing what? Jason: Well it doesn't matter exactly what you're doing Ben. What matters is that you are spending time with the one who captured your heart.Ben: How do you know if she captured your heart? Jason: She pays. Maggie: Jason!Jason: Just kidding. You know I'm kidding, don't you Ben? Ben: Oh yeah.
Jason: Well then you got a date honey. Maggie: Oh great. I'll go call a sitter. Ben: I don't need a baby sitter. Maggie: Yes you do Ben. Ben: Dad! Jason: We've been through this before Ben. Ben: Oh great. A whole stupid boring night with a twelve year old girl. Hmmm...
Mike: Hey babe. What’s happening? Ben: How come you are talking to yourself? Mike: I'm not talking to myself. I'm just rehearsing my moves. Ben: What are moves? Mike: They're what you put on girls. Ben: Oh yeah! How come you do that?
Mike: Well, I’m going out with Sheena (woo woo) Burkavitz. See you later dad.
Jason: Woo woo! Come one Maggie. The reservations for seven thirty. Carol: Well, you're going to be late. See you. Jason: Wait wait, let me get this straight. You are going where? Carol: Bobby's taking me to a movie and I’m waiting for him on the front porch because when he comes here he has to talk to you, and that makes him nervous, so I figured I’d wait for him outside and spare him the pain.Jason: Well, how thoughtful. Trudy: Wow. Like, I didn't even ring yet.
Carol: Bye Trudy. Trudy: Bye. Hi Doctor Seaver. Sorry I’m late. Jason: Oh that’s ok Trudy. Al women are.Maggie: All women are what? Jason: Well hi. I'm Jason Seaver. I'm your date this evening. And you are? Maggie: Anxious. Oh Trudy, the phone number for the restaurant is by the phone, help yourself to anything in the refrigerator, we'll be back around eleven. Trudy: Right. Jason: Ben! Ben: I'm still in the stupid bath tub.Maggie: He's taking a shower. Jason: That’s his third one today. Maggie: Maybe he can make up for last year. We're leaving Ben.Ben: Ok Maggie: Night Trudy. Jason: See you Trudy. Trudy: Night. Ben: Hey babe. What’s happening?
Ben: I sure can. Mike: That’s it. I have had it with women.Trudy: Should I call my folks to come get me？Yeah sure, go ahead. Just going to hang out here with Ben. Ben, why are you dressed like that? Bennie. Ben: Mike. Please don't mike. Please don't. Mike: Bennie are you putting the moves on your baby sitter?Ben: Ahhhh!
Mike: Yeah Boner. I got some news about my date. With woo woo Burkavitz. Yeah. You're not going to believe this, but I got stood up. Oh, why is that so easy for you to believe? Yeah, well anyway. I just wanted you to know that as of tonight I am taking a break from women.
(Opens door)Girl: Well hi. Mike: Breaks over. Hey babe. What’s happening? Girl: Well not much. I'm Trudy’s sister. I had to drive all the way over here to pick her up.Mike: You drive? So you are sixteen? Girl: Eighteen. Mike: Eighteen. Eighteen's good. Hey, what a coincidence. Girl: Is that your convertible in the driveway? Mike: Yeah. It sure is. Do you want it? Girl: I'm Stacey. Mike: Mike. Trudy: I'm bored.
Stacey: Well, I’m coming back in three weeks.Mike: Three weeks. I mean, yeah, we could work something out.
Stacey: Yeah, you could come down to DC. Mike: DC! No I don't think my folks, I mean my voltswagen is going to make it. See um, I'm just visiting home for the weekend too. Stacey: Oh, where do you go to school? Mike: Yale. Stacey: Wow! Mike: Yeah, you see it would be a real long drive from DC to Boston.Stacey: Boston! Yale’s in New Haven. Harvard’s in Boston.
Mike: Oh um, right, See I make that mistake all the time. See I turned down the Yale scholarship and took the one from Harvard instead. Stacey: Oh, my little sister is freaking out. Mike: Yeah, you know. My little brother probably drove her to it. See he only recently discovered girls and uh, maybe Trudy got a little more than she bargained for.Stacey: Ah, that's sweet. Well.. Mike: Uh, you know it's very sweet and you know what really gets me is that the first crush my little brother has on a girl she has to go home early. Stacey: Oh that’s a shame. Mike: A shame. It's a crime.
Mike: So. Ben, all women laugh at guys. You just gotta get used to it. This is no time to give up. Ben: Oh good mike. You just squished Mr. and Mrs. Jones.
Mike: look Ben. I'm going to tell you what I’m going o do. I'm going to tell you all you need to know about women, so you can go right back up there and have the last laugh on Trudy. Ok? Ben: She doesn't care. Mike: Doesn't care! Come on Ben. Don't fall for her little act. Now listen to me, all girls do and say the opposite of what they mean. And don't tell me you didn't know that. Ben: Course I did, I just forgot for a minute.Mike: alright, now are you going to go back up there or are you going to stay down here and wimp out?
