Ben: RSVP means refreshments served at Veto's party. Stinky: Oh!
Maggie: Is your father still with a patient? Mike: Uh hu. Maggie: Darn, I was hoping he'd cook dinner. Mike: Uh hu. Maggie: Would you tell him that I am too tired to cook? Mike: Uh hu. Maggie: I'll be upstairs taking a nap. Mike: Uh hu. Maggie: Mike, you haven’t heard a word I’ve said. Mike: Uh hu. Maggie: Mike!
Ben: Some times I do, sometimes I don't Mike: Well you better make up your mind within the next two days, because you sure can’t go to a boy girl party without a girl. Ben: What are we going to do? Stinky: I guess we can kiss the boil goodbye. Ben: Haven’t you been listening to my brother? We have to come up with dates for this party, or just forget it. Stinky: I've got it. I could dress up like a girl and be your date. Ben: I don't date girls names Stinky. Stinky: You don’t date ant girls. Ben: Where the heck are we going to find girls? Stinky: To be on the safe side, I’m going to go home and try on one of my sisters dresses. Ben: That’s crazy. Stinky: You got a better idea? Ben: (in his head) Maybe he'll be cute. Ben: What am I saying? Jason: Mike is your mum home yet? Mike: Uh hu.
Mike: Uh hu. Jason: Is she upstairs? Mike: Uh hu. Jason: Have you heard a single word I've said? Mike: Yes, you want to know if mums tense about you blowing off cooking dinner. She is.
Ben: Hey dad. Jason: hey Ben. Hey don't spoil your appetite. I'm cooking a wonderful dinner tonight.
Ben: But you told me that I need a date, and I don't know how.
Mike: Come on Ben. Every time you ask me about girls, you always end up saying 'gross'. Ben: Hey, I’m in Junior High now. Mike: Well alright. I suppose it’s about time to give your heart and soul to a foxy female. Ben: Gross! I mean, can’t you just tell me how to get a date for the party so I won’t look like a weenie. Mike: Alright, alright. Now listen up. I'm going to say three words. You got a pencil and paper?Ben: I'm ready. Mike: Ok. Ask a girl.
Ben: Ask a girl. Do you enjoy making me suffer?Mike: Yeah alright. I'll help ya.Ben: Alright! Mike: Ok, lesson number one. A telephone is the lonely guys best friend. Ben: I'm not calling one of those nine seven six numbers.Mike: No no no no. now think about it. Now who have you got the hots for? Ben: Tiffany. Mike: Great, now what’s her last name? Ben: I don't know. Her albums just say Tiffany. Mike: Ben come on. Think shorter. Now uh, call someone. Anyone.Ben: Hello stinky. Yeah, how does that dress fit?
Hello, this is Ben Seaver. Please don’t hang up. I'm probably wasting my time asking, but you wouldn’t want to go to Veto Purducci's Halloween party with me, would you? You would? Wow. Its Friday, my parents and I will pick you up at eight. They're driving, because I am not old
enough to. Twelve, how old are you? Thirty six! Sorry wrong number.Mike: So, who’s the lucky girl? Ben: Well, three girls aren’t allowed to date, four said they couldn’t go because they had older sisters who dated you,Mike: Really. Carol: Hi. Mike: Bye. Well Ben, maybe you are just not an on the phone kind of guy. I mean maybe they need to see the desperation in your eyes in order to say yes.
Ben: What’s with these girls? Why do they have to act so weird? Why can’t they be like Stinky or Jenny or Veto? Carol: Excuse me for interrupting. And you know how I hate to interrupt, but uh, Jenny is a girl. Mike: Uh carol, I believe Ben was asking me for my .. Ben: Shut up Mike. Tell me more. Carol: Out of the way mike. Alright Ben. Ben: (in his head) She’s just a girl, its no big deal. I'll ask her like mike and carol said.Jenny: What is it Ben? Ben: I was just thinking about Halloween coming up and..
Carol: Its show time. Kids: Trick or treat? Carol: Well don’t you look adorable. And who are you supposed to be? Boy: Mr and Mrs. T, fool! Carol: Well. Here's some for you and some for you. Enjoy it kids. And remember when you get home, before you eat any of this candy, let your parents check every single thing in these bags. You see, there are some very creepy people out there who like to hurt little children, by
putting awful things in their candy, like poison and.... Kids: Ahhhhh! Carol: What did I say? Jason: Maggie, lets go. We are going to be late for Lamars class.Maggie: Jason, I can never move fast enough for you.Jason: It’s alright. Take your time. Take your time honey. Maggie: Well lets go, we're late. Bye kids, we are going to Lamars. Ben: Wait, wait, wait! You can’t leave. You've got to take me to Veto's party, and pick me up when it’s over.Jason: I thought Stinky's dad was driving you. Ben: That was before we had dates. Maggie: Dates! Jason, he has a date. Ben: It’s not really a date. It’s just Jenny.
Ben: Bye dad. See you, thanks. Jenny: Ben, what’s going on? Didn't you tell your mum we weren’t on some stupid date? Ben: Well yeah. Jenny: Well how come she keeps looking at us and crying and saying "well well well, and my my my".? Ben: I don’t know, she's pregnant. My dad says that makes her even more nuts than usual. Mrs. Perducci: hello creatures of the dark. Ben: Hello Mrs. Perducci.
Mrs. Perducci: You recognized me. What do you think of my costume? Ben: They look great. It looks great.Mrs. Perducci: And this is your little date.Jenny: No. Ben: Yes.Mrs. Perducci: How cute. Have fun.Jenny: What did you say yes for? Ben: Because, because this is a big party and I don’t want to get kicked out.Jenny: Oh. For a second there, I thought you meant it. Ben: No.Stinky: Hey you guys. Meet my date. Guess what I am? Jenny: A very lonely boy. Stinky: Nope. I'm a TV evangelist.
Maggie: Jason!
Sonia: You have a question? Jason: Well more of a statement actually. You see I happen to be a... Maggie: Jason! You do not need to get into a debate about this womans opinion of doctors. We're here to study Lamars. Period. If you have any love for me at all, you will not, I repeat not tell anyone you are a doctor. Sonia: Yes sir. You were saying you happen to be a ... Jason: Be a uh, mechanic. And I just wanted everyone to know.Mrs. Perlucci: Alright. Now let me inspect your cores.
Ben: We did pretty good, hu? Jenny: You bit my cheek. Ben: Sorry. I got excited.Jenny: Lets go get some punch. Ben: Sure. Jenny: Oh my gosh. There he is. Right next to the punch bowl. Ben: Who? Jenny: Veto Perlucci. How do I look? Ben: You mean I didn't tell you? Boy I should have because you look .. Jenny: Ben, would you do me a favor? Ben: You name it. Jenny: Go ask him if he likes me. Ben: Who? Jenny: Veto. Ben: Veto. You said he was a jerk face.
Veto: Well then how come you're asking me if I like her? Ben: I don’t know. But just do you like her or not? Veto" Heck no. Ben: Great. Veto: Who’s she trying to kid in that dress? She thinks she's so cool about basket ball and
stuff and she really stinks you know. She's so butt ugly, she makes me barf. Ben: You're as dumb as you look. Veto: Oh, I look dumb? Ben: Yeah, you're not good enough for Jenny. Veto: Hey. You've got the hots for her. Ben: I do not. Veto: Then why are we fighting? Ben: I don’t know. We're kids.
Jenny: Well, does he like me? Ben: You really want to know? Jenny: Yeah, tell me tell me tell me. Ben: (voice in his head) I'll tell you alright. Ben: Of course he likes you. Jenny: I knew it, I knew it. I'm very sensitive to what people are feeling. Ben: I wouldn't be too sure of that. Veto: Evening fair lady. Ben: Yo, Robin. A word. Whatever you do, don’t tell Jenny you really hate her. Veto: Actually I kind of like her. Ben: Good, very convincing. Veto: No, I mean it. Ben: What?
Lady: Ah!Sonia: What is it? Lady: I'm having a baby. Other lady: We're all having babies here. Big deal. Lady: I'm having a baby. Ah! Now!Other lady: My husband. (Man faints). Sonia: Excuse me. You're really in labor? Man: Isn't she supposed to breathe, or something?
Lady: believe me honey, I’m breathing. Other man: Isn't she supposed to push? Other Lady: he's fainted. Sonia: Alright. Would everyone just calm down. You just stay right where you are and I’ll go call a doctor. Jason: Can I be a doctor now? Maggie: Of course. What are you waiting for? Jason: Excuse me. I can help here. Husband: hey buddy. This isn't a lube job. Jason: Just be calm.Husband: After your pervert rant, you've got a nerve.
Mike: Ben, it’s a really nice thing you did, sparing Jenny's feelings. Even if she did dump on you. Hey, where do you think I’d be if I let every girl that dumped me...? I mean uh.
Ben: Are you actually saying that girls dumped you? Mike: Shhhh. Are you crazy? The truth? Ben: Yeah. Mike: Alright. Maybe once or twice. Half a dozen times tops. Ben: Really? Mike: Yeah. See that girl over there? She likes you. Ben: Who? Mike: The nurse.
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Ben: How can you tell?
Mike: Well, she's watching you. Any minute now she's going to giggle and turn away.
Ben: Wow!
Mike: So ask her to dance.
Ben: Me? Uh, no way, um.
Girl: Hi.
Ben: Hi.
Mike: This is Ben, and you are ...
Girl: Molly.
Mike: Ben,
Ben: Would you, um, like to to, um, dance?
Molly: Oh yeah.
Mike: So dance.
Devil: Get down, get down, get funky, get down!
Ben: I'm back on that horse.
Mike: A fool for love.
Stinky: You said it.
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Jason: I'm just saying that I wouldn’t be going in to work tomorrow if I were two weeks over due. Maggie: Well that’s because you are a better mother than I am. Mike: Heee Ben: Mike. Singing is for kids. Besides you promised no singing. Remember. Mike: Hey, who's singing? All I said was Heeeee Ben: Quit it mike. Like mum and dad said. It’s my day. Mike: Alright, alright. It’s your party, it’s your rules. Heeeee Ben: Mike! Jason: Honey speaking as a doctor.. Maggie: Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason. Its silent cake time. Jason: I'm just saying that you know as well as I do, the big "this s it" moment could come at any time. Maggie: Really. And how many babies have you had? Jason: I’m not going to push it. Going into work is stupid and ..enough said. Maggie: Jason, the baby will not come..Oh I’m sorry pumpkin. No more talk about the new baby. Like we said, it’s your day.
Ben: Thank you. Jason: So come on. Make a wish. Blow out the candles. Ben: I got it. Carol: Have you guys really not decided on any names for the baby? Jason: Carol. Carol: What? What did I say? Mike: It was a lot worse than Heeeee. Ben: Mike! Jason: What is Heee? Mike: It’s just a word dad, that apparently seems to be freaking Ben out. And you know what
crap you guys have been with him lately. Jason: Now wait a minute.. Carol: Mike. Why do you always have...? Jason: Your mothers having a baby, it’s a big strain on the whole family. Everyone: (talking at the same time) Jason: You can’t blame him for acting a little irrational. Ben: Man! Just what we need. A new Seaver.
Maggie: Hold on here. This is it. Jason: This is what? Maggie: Jason. Jason: Are you sure? Maggie: I'm sure. Jason
Mike: I'm ok. Don’t worry about me. In fact, don’t worry about anything. Mum, I got your
suitcase here, and doctor Goodners phone number. Everything’s set. Carol: Even Mike is calm. I think I’m going to be sick. Mike: And remember, if you need anything, I’m here. I'm not afraid of blood or guts or puss or anything.Maggie: Mike, you know what you could do? You could heat me some water. Mike: Water. Hot water? You mean the babies coming right now? Well, dad, you're a doctor. Can’t you stop that thing? Maggie: Mike, I just want some tea.
Mike: Tea. Oh. I can do that. Tea. Hey Ben. Mum is like ready to give birth in the living room. This is major stuff here. And to think, I used to think the gift of life was sea monkeys. Carol: I finally figured it out. I did. I know why mum and dad are acting like they're so calm. It’s an act. A cover. Mike: Cover this. Carol: Oh, that’s right Mike. Act like the insensitive lout that you are. Mike: Carol, if your voice gets any higher, only dogs will be able to hear you. Carol: Michael Seaver. I hope it’s a girl. With every ounce of my being. Mike: Well, I don’t stand a chance. Maggie: Oh Jason! This cant be happening now. Jason: Why not? Maggie: we still have to pick out names.
Jason: I'll drive mikes car. Carol: But we all won’t fit in Mike’s car. Maggie: then I’ll drive my car too. Jason: Great! Maggie: Great. Jason: No! Maggie: No? Jason: No Maggie.
Maggie: But I have to go. I'm the one that's...oh! Jason: Oh! Maggie: Ohhhhh! Everyone: Oh! Mike: Ok, we are starting to sound like a bunch of dads mental patients. Ok dad. You take mum in my car, and I’ll take carols car. Carol: I don’t have a car. Mike: I meant id take you in mum’s car. Jason: What about Ben? Mike: Ben can’t drive. Carol: No, we almost forgot Ben. Ben: Almost? Jason: You take him in your car, because I’ll be taking mums car, which is really....well is that your car.. Maggie: Jason!Everyone: Ok. Carol: Come on Ben. We can’t wait forever. Ben: I think I’ll just stay. I was going to watch TV tonight anyway.
Ben: TV is my life. Jason: Excuse me. I'm Jason Seaver and my wife is a patient of doctor Goodners and she's going to have a baby. Nurse: No!
Maggie: Yes.
Nurse: I didn't say I like you. I said I see you. Jason: Ok, can we just get on with the medical routine. We'll save the cystic enembral stuff for later.
Nurse: Fine. See a person tries to friendly to someone and you see what happens. Now, before we take you off for prepping, Mrs Malone.. Maggie: Mrs Seaver. Nurse: Oh, you are one of those. Anyway, this hospital has what is known as a birthing room. Jason: Yes. My wife and I have told the kids all about it. Nurse: Sir can I please do my job? Now, this birthing room allows the whole family to be a part of, and witness to, the beauty of birth. Carol: Oooh!
Nurse: Exactly. Maggie: Oh! Jason: Now this kid wants out. Nurse: Bernie, we got another customer. Lets roll. Carol: Alright, alright. Mike: Ok mum, you'll be fine. Carol: Have fun. Maggie: Thanks. Carol: Don’t forget the suitcase.
the other eight. Carol: The other eight! Mike: Where have you been? Carol: I had eight floors to check. What have you been doing? Mike: Checking every nook and cranny on this floor. And you'll never believe what I saw this old lady doing in the supply room. Carol: Alright, now bens got to be some place obvious. Mike: No, I already checked. The cafeteria's not open at this hour.
Well I guess we're just going to have to tell mum and dad that you've lost him. Carol: I lost him! Mike: Good, you admit it. Carol: We can’t tell them anything now. Mike: Are you out of your mind? One of their children is missing. Carol: Oh come on Mike. Don’t you think that they are a little busy? Mike: With what? Oh! Voice: Doctor Waller, report to OR. Ben: You guys think you are so cute. Doctor: Kid, kid. You don’t belong here. Ben: It’s official.
