Jason: Yip. Mike: Hey dad.Jason: Yes. Mike: Here. Jason: What’s this? Mike: Rest of my rent money. And not a cent of it is from mum, or Carol or Ben. Jason: well you cornered Boner. Mike: You really don’t know me at all, do you dad?
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Carol: Now dads got his arm around mike. Ben: He's probably strangling him. Carol: No, no. They are laughing. Ben: And talking. Maggie: Thank god. Carol, set the table please. For five. Carol: Before I do anything, I want to make sure that they are actually getting along. Damn it, I’m sure.
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Principle: Attention! Attention please. I am the Principle, Willis Dewitt, for the benefit of those of you who haven’t bothered to attend a single PTA meeting in the past four years. Ben: No, no! Hold it! My mum wouldn’t miss Mike's graduation for the whole world. And she's in that darn bathroom again. Carol: I don’t know you Ben. Ben: Its not my mums fault she's pregnant. I mean, you see, my dad.. Principle: Never mind. Jason: I just didn’t want to arrive late and create a scene. That’s all. Maggie: We are not going to create a scene. Why is everyone starring at us? Jason: Oh, its your imagination. Principle: I'm sure you all recognize Maggie Malone from the channel nineteen news. Ben: Here's four seats if we can get this old lady to move.Carol: Go, lets go, lets go, lets go. Maggie: Take them quickly. Jason: Ben, stop yelling. Oh, excuse me. Would you mind moving down. My wife would love to sit on the aisle. Lady: we heard.
Principle: Comfy? Maggie: Uh, yes. Principle: Ladies and gentlemen. We are gathered her today, in the Elizabeth Long Diddle memorial auditorium, to pay tribute to the Dewey High School class of ninety eight. And here are your Hooters, standing tall and proud.
(music and applause) Mike: (in his mind) I did it! I actually made it through this school. No, no, I didn’t say that. I don’t want to jinx it. Maggie: (in her mind) My baby actually did it.
Jason: (in his mind) Mike. He actually made it through High school. Carol: (in her mind) Wow! he did it. I didn’t think that. I don’t want to jinx this. Ben: (in his mind) I hate this weenie suit.
(choir singing) Principle: Thank you Mr. Bowzer. The Hooter Madrigals have never sounded...sweeter. And I wish you well at your new school. I’d like to present to you, the student body President- Richard Stabone. Boner: Principle Dewitt. Vice Principle Hangdoy, Mr. Versucio in detention, past Hooters, future
Maggie: Oh Jason!Jason: That was just a little joke, just to get the right expression.
(Mike crying) Maggie: Oh Jason, there's a baby in our room. Jason: Call the police.Maggie: here comes mummy. Jason: Honey, if only you weren’t breast feeding, boy I’d sure like to help out here.
Maggie: I know sweetheart. Hi little baby. Ready for your midnight snack? Oh, that’s it, that’s it. Yes, I thought so. Yes. Chow down, big guy. Boy, you're hungry. Want to know a secret? I don’t mind getting up in the middle of the night for you, at all. In fact I kind of like it. Yeah, surprised me too. Don’t tell your father. I like him feeling guilty. My little guy. Before you know it, we wont be having these midnight talks anymore. You'll be going off to kindergarten, then grammar school, then high school, then college, then the White House.TV: In his annual State of Union address to the Congress, President Nixon today, promised a speedy end to the war in Vietnam. TV The Vietnamese government in Saigon... Maggie: Yeah right! Oh, you kicked me you little Republican you. TV: US policy of Vietnamisation.
am I applauding for? It doesn’t matter. My son is graduating.
(flash back) Jason: Hey Mikey, Mikey. What are you doing?
Mike: Reading. Jason: But we don’t tear books apart. No, books are our friends. Mike: I'm sorry. Jason: Ok then. You come up here and sit on Daddy's knee, because I’m going to read you a story. Mike: No! Jason: Yeah. Come on, I want you to see what wonderful worlds there are inside these books. Mike: No! No! No! No! No!
Jason: Shhhh! You are going to wake up Carol. Mike: NOOOOOOOO! Jason: Michael, come on now. What have you got against books? Mike: I hate them. I want to play. Jason: Wait, you're going to need books, you know, for your education, so you can grow up... Mike: No, I’m not going to school. I've decided.Jason: Well ok, but then what are you going to do to earn a living when you grow up?Mike: Play.
Boner: Hiya! Mike: Hi.
Boner: What’s your name? Mike: Mikey Seaver. Boner: I'm Dickie Stabone. Mike: Dickie! That’s a pretty stupid name. Boner: Yeah, yeah it is. I hate it. Stabone, Boney, Bone, Boner. Yeah, from now on, your name is Boner. Boner: All the name tags in my underwear say Dickie.(Bus pulls in and leaves)
Boner: Wow, it works Mikey! Mike: Yeah, neat or what Boner! Kid; Boner, I like that. I don’t care what's on my underwear. Mike: Daddy! Jason: Mikey! How’s my boy? How was school? Mike: Boy I missed you today. I thought about you all the time. Jason: Oh, how was school today? Mike: I must have the best dad on earth. Jason: How was school? Mike: I love you dad. Jason: Come on. I was asking you how....oh I love you too. Maggie: Hi honey. Jason: Oh, hi sweetheart. Maggie: Mikey, did you tell your dad about your report card? Mike: Uh oh! Jason: Oh! Mike: I was just about to. Maggie: Well go ahead Mikey. Mike: I love you mummy.
Carol: (in her mind) This is it? Ben: (in his mind) I'm hungry. Lady (in her mind) If he thinks he's getting this arm rest, he's crazy. Mike: I didn’t do it. I didn’t touch that woman. I swear.Principle: No harm done. Estelle, would you hurry up. Accidents will happen. I want those diplomas now, or you're gone. Estelle: I'm doing the best I can. Principle: Oh, how would you survive if you had to get a real job. I know, why don’t we have
Mr. Bowzers Hooter Madrigals do another little ditty for us. Hu? Estelle: Here! Choir: We've only just begun.. Principle: Thank you Mr. Bowzer. Thank you. Okee Dokee. Where were we? Yes, the diplomas. Ah, class, I’ll be calling your names in alphabetical order. Edward Cornelius Zeph. Get down here Mr. Mike and Boner: Cornelius. Principle: Zeph, now you sit down Mr. Estelle. Estelle. I thought these were in alphabetical order. Estelle: I know you did.
TV: To commemorate this historic day, President Ford is mounting a stand up to the podium to...ooops!Mike: I want to watch too. Jason: No, no, no. Not until we finish your reading assignment. Carol: Hu! Maggie: Leave him alone Carol. Your brother has a lot of catching up to do this summer.Jason: Come on Mikey. Read this line. Mike: I hate this book.
Jason: Oh how do you know when you haven’t even read it? Mike: I heard about it. I'll just wait for the movie. Jason: Mikey!Mike: Ok, ok. Don’t help me. Sssssss Carol: Sea spot run said Dick. Run, run, run. Sea him wag his tail. Jason: Maggie, did you just... Maggie: I heard her. She can read. Four years old and she can read. Jason: Its a miracle. Maggie: Oh, its fantastic. Jason: Our little genius. Maggie: Oh I've got to go call mum and dad. Jason: I'll get the tape recorder. Carol: Turn the page. I want to see how it turns out. Mike: You've always got to make me look bad. Don’t you? Carol: Yeah.
Mike: What?
Family: What? Principle: Should read Michael Ceaver. Mike: Between you and me, I did that on purpose. Boner: Well Michael, do you want to see my diploma? Mike: What? Oh sure. Boner Stabone. Boner: That’s me. Mike: You had them put Boner on your diploma? Boner: Yeah, cost extra.
Mike: Hey look. Boner was fine when we were kids, but its getting to be a pretty stupid name.Boner: Yeah? Yeah it is. I hate it.Mike: I mean, Richards not that bad. Or hey, what about Rick? Boner: Rick Stabone. yeah, I kind of like that. Of course, my mums going to have to change all the tags in my underwear.
(Bens day dream) Ben: Hello, come in. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yeah, we are trapped. I down to four guys. Make that three. Soldier: Ah you rat bags. Oh no. I dropped a grenade. Ben: Hit the dirt you weenies.
(back at the graduation) Ben: Cavlouis!
Mike: Yes, I’m just relaxing dad. Jason: Good, well you better get to bed. School tomorrow. Gotcha! Mike: You know, its kind of hard getting used to the idea that all that junk is behind me now.Jason: Well don’t. Mike: What? Jason: Mr. Dewitt called, they've rechecked your records. Mike: Dad! Jason: Got you again. Ah, this is fun.
Mike: Yeah, its a real hoot. Jason: Well the truth is, you worked very hard and you deserve a rest. Mike: That is right. Jason: This is your time now to relax and kick back, have some fun.Mike: Yes. Jason: Especially since the summer session of Alf Landen Junior College starts in about three weeks. Mike: No no no no. You didn't get me that time dad. Jason: Well that time I wasn’t joking. Mike: You're joking? Jason: No. no. Mike: Well um, you know dad, I’ve been wanting to talk to you about that. See, now I know I told you that I was planning to go to Alf Landen, but, in the last couple of weeks, I have been doing some serious thinking, and I, well I think now is the best time to let you know about my
decision. Jason: What? Mike: Well, Boner and I have enlisted in the Marines. Jason: Mike, what? Wait a minute.. Mike: Got you!
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Coach: and reach and stretch and grab those grapes, and punch that guy right in the face. Carol: Grade A students shouldn’t have to take gym. Debbie: Oh yeah Carol. Guys really go for a curvy brain. Shelly: If it weren’t for my shapely thighs, where would I be? Carol: Name just one serious successful woman who worries about the shape of her thighs? Shelly: Evana White. Carol: Oh why, oh why didn’t I think of her? Principle: Attention people, this is your principle, Mr. Dewitt speaking.Girls: Wooooh! Principle: Point it at my face. There we go. Good morning students. yes, its me, Coming to you via the all new Dewey High school Pa system Hooter vision. Your parents tax dollars at work. Carol: This is like something out of Nineteen Eighty Four. Principle: the homecoming dance is only two days away, and the decorating committee still need help. Contact Bucky Kneehowser if you can donate any of the following decorative items; balloons, streamers, slap shoes, chaps, whips, handcuffs..ok forget this item. And I'd like to see Bucky Kneehowser in my office PDQ. And now the big news. The candidates who you have selected for homecoming king and queen.
Girls: Woooo! Principle: I get tingles too. Estelle, the envelope please. Debbie: Its just like the Academy awards. Carol: Oh yeah, will Rob Lowe be nominated, or passed over for yet another year? Shelly: Exactly. Carol: Can you guys hear yourselves, you act like this is important. Debbie: Oh and I suppose you're above all this? Carol: This is merely an affirmation of a social order, which has been instilled on our popular culture since kindergarten.Shelly: I don’t think Debbie understands what you mean.
Carol: Every year, its the same chosen few that get nominated. The in crowd, the A list, the sociees. And I’m talking about people whose biggest contribution to this school is looking good in a sweater.Principle: Maybe if you spent less time in the teacher’s lounge stuffing your face with doughnuts, you’d find it... Okee Dokee. candidates meet in the auditorium after school for briefing. First the candidates for Queen, in alphabetical order: Joya Barnes. Carol: And whose the girl in the tight sweater who always forgets to wear a bra? Principle: Jennifer Calestino. Carol: That’s her. And we must have a cheerleader or two. Principle: Suzanne Fryman. Carol: One. Principle: Heather Macombe. Carol: Two.
(dream scene) Principle: We are missing a candidate. Where's the other girl?Carol: Right here Mr. Dewitt.Principle: You? Ha ha ha . You cant be a queen candidate. You're not showing any bosom. Carol Seaver.
Carol: No, no bosom. Principle: Ok. Care to join us Miss Seaver. Now remember people, that the student body looks
up to you. So no crossed eyes, or obscene gestures.Carol: (in her head) I'm in the homecoming court. Me, carol-the brain-Seaver. How am I ever going to face mum and dad?
(dream scene) Carol: Hi Jason: Honey, the best and brightest of our children is home. Maggie: You mean the one who gets a consistent four point 0 average, is a member of the chess club, the future physicists of America and is the daughter I vicariously live my life through. That child?Jason: That’s the one.
Jason: Promise us you'll never become home coming queen.
Mike: Dad, its an electric oven. What the heck is going on around here? Carol: I've been nominated for homecoming queen. Mike: Hey, that’s tough. So is it like a circus theme this year? Ben: Cheese, cheese, cheese. I need cheese to go with my rack of ribs. Hey didn't any of you people hear what I need?
Homecoming girls: Cheese! Photographer: That girl didn’t smile.
Principle: Miss Seaver, could you be happy for just a moment? Carol: How’s that? Principle: Fine.Jason: Ok Chris. I got your diapers, your wipes, your lotion, your bottle, your rattle, your salt, your pepper..nah! You don’t need those do you? Anything else you need? Mike: Dad, can I borrow some money?Jason: Pardon. Mike, no. Mike: Oh come on dad. Just twenty bucks til Friday. I mean if you ever need a favour, you got it.Jason: Only twenty? Mike: Well actually.. Jason: Twenty is all you're getting. Mike: Alright, you drive a hard bargain dad.
Carol: Congratulations! dad, I’m being lumped in with cheerleader.Jason: Uh hu. well some of my favorite people are cheerleaders. Carol: but all the other nominees are just pretty and popular. Maggie: Well honey, what’s wrong with that? Carol: Wrong. Mum, people in the homecoming court are never people of consequence. Do you think mother Theresa was a homecoming queen? Jason: Oh, you know for a fact that she wasn't? Carol: Alright, alright. So we'll take mum for example. She'd never be part of something as
silly as this. Maggie: Well actually I was homecoming queen. Carol: That explains so much.Maggie: Carol you can be a person of substance and still be popular and pretty.Carol: You're not talking about Evana White, are you? Jason: There you go. Carol: Cant you see. The people who voted to nominate me don’t know who or what I am. Jason: And what’s that?Carol: My own father doesn’t know what I am. Jason: Well do you know what you are? Maggie: Oh Jason, just tell her what she is.
Carol: How do I look? Oh no. You! You think you are in the same league as these people? Ha! Principle: Now Seaver. Move it! Don’t! Everyone: (laughing) Mike: Ladies and gentlemen. If you will direct your attention to the centre ring, and feast your eyes on the largest woman in the great state of New York. Don't be alarmed. She is merely going through a stage.
