Jason: Are you kidding who got to love stuart my family went on a vacation to get away from stuart. Jason: what? Wendy: But I love this dog, he's so sweet I think I'll name it Mike. No, make that mikepo. Mike: Did you hear that dad? She's gonna name it mikepo.Wendy: I'll see you at night, bye. Mike: Yeah, ok bye. Well it's my lesson, I'll never do that again. Jason: No you won't Mike, because you're grounded for the rest of your life. Mike: Dad .... Jason: And a month after that.
Maggie: What's with Mike? Jason: I just ground him for life Maggie: Again?
Maggie: Honey what's wrong? Carol: Dad, you're not going to believe what Melissa told me? Jason: What? Carol: Melissa told me Mark told kevin that I sweat a lot. Jason: Well sweetheart didn't we decide yesterday that Melissa's really not that reliable resource?Carol: Yeah but everything's different now dad, I mean, the whole thing is blown wide open. You see Melissa said that she...
Maggie: You do not have any idea what I am feeling, doctor seaver, Jason: Hey look. Maggie: No, you may know what kevin Mark and Melissa feeling but you do not know what I am feeling. Jason: Maggie..I tried to include you Maggie: Oh don't patronize me jason throwing me a bone calling me old *** maybe a few years you can bring me back for old timers day. Jason: We talked about all of this I just happen to be the guy who is here the day the whole gummy bear thing exploded in our faces. Maggie: It's not just the gummy bears jason it's the whole past 3 months the way you've
been pampering the children making ben's favourate chololate chip cookies Jason: Oh what's wrong with that Maggie: What's wrong with that? what wrong with that you're edging me out of my children's lives? Jason: Edging you wow is that what you think? Maggie: I don't know, you are the expert why don't you tell me what i think Jason: Ok I think you feel guilty about going back to work Maggie: Of course I do. Jason: And I *** you want to be here to spend time with the kids Maggie: Of course, I do. Jason: And I think you want me to be good at it Maggie: Of course I do. Jason: But you don't want me to be as good as yoursMaggie: Of course I do. Jason: Oh. Maggie: Well, maybe i don't.
Jason: I don't know exactly but she said something about %the name mentioned above%
Maggie:From Detroit? Jason: Yeah were not originally there. Maggie: Eha. Ben: Help help stuart's back. Maggie: Look why's the ***Ben: She is playing dead. Mike: His grandma %same as above%. Jason: She is dead. Ben: oh that's wacky sturgeons.
Jason: Look they're all dead.
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Growing Pains 106 Mike's Madonna Friend V2.0
Carol: She's definitely a Wendy. Jason: Uh uh, he's clearly a Sam. Carol: Dad I think I know my own friend; she's a Wendy.
Jason: You've got to forgive him he doesn't like girls. Lisa: Well I actually like. Don't consider myself a girl, I consider myself a woman. Maggie: And rightly so I'm sure. I'll call Mike: Mike. Oh I'm sorry he doesn't seem to be here. Jason: I guess he doesn't like girls either. Lisa: Aha we'll see about that. Jason: So Lisa. Dip? No. Mike: Hey hey Lisa what a surprise. Lisa: I was just in the neighborhood breaking up with my old boyfriend. Mike: Oh yeah! Lisa: Yeah. He was just too immature.
Maggie: Was he younger than you? Lisa: No he was 27. Mike: What an amazing coincidence 'cos I was just up on the phone to break up with my old girlfriend; She was 43. Carol: Yeah dog years maybe. Mike:Uhyouguyshaven'tseenuncleSteveninawhilewhydon'tyoutakeawalkbyhisplace. Jason: Mike your uncle Steve's in Conneticut. Mike: So? Jason: And he's dead. Mike: Shouldn't you guys go have a snack. Jason: Right. ok...alright come on you guys. Lisa very nice to meet you. Lisa: You too. Jason: Come on. Lisa: See you Maggie. You don't mind if I call you Maggie do you? Maggie: Naah. Carol: God dad can you believe the top that girl's wearing? Jason: I didn't notice.
Jason: Taste. But we don't know anything about the girl. Maggie: Jason she was going out with a 27 year old.
Jason: Oh that makes her a tramp. Maybe they shared the same interests. Maggie: That makes her tramp. Jason: Maggie. Maggie: Jason she doesn't even giggle the way a fifteen year old's supposed to giggle. Jason: Wow I'll call the national guard. Maggie: You know what I mean; when a fifteen year old girl comes to my door asking for my son she should feel awkward and uncomfortable; but with this girl I feel awkward and uncomfortable. Jason: See, she giggles. Maggie: Sorry, my mistake.
Mike: So...ah do you think you guys could err, leave? Maggie: Why? Mike: So we can have some juice. You mean you can't have juice with us in the room. Fine, fine, but I don't know why you guys bought a house with nine rooms if you're not gonna use them. Jason: Subtle Mike. Lisa: So anyway when I told Ed I was breaking up with him he like cried: So pathetic! Mike: Yeah that is pathetic. I like never cry. Mike: Well once when a car ran over my foot on the highway. Lisa: You're like so cute Mike. Mike: Uh..what can I say yeah I'm cute, I'm damn cute.
Jason: Mike!Mike: Ok ok. Lisa: Hey Mike maybe I could like come over here tonight.
Mike: Yeah that'd be.... Maggie: Probably a very boring way for Lisa to spend the Saturday night.... Lisa: No won't be boring Maggie. I just love babysitting. Maggie: Aha. Mike: What a woman hah mum? Maggie: You bet ya. Ben: You are the ugliest plant alive. Carol told me privately that she hates you. Maggie: Ben what are you doing?Ben: Uh uh nothing mum. Jason: Ok, all set.
Maggie: So did you talk to him? Jason: Yeah. Maggie: Well what did you say? Jason: Well pretty much what you and I discussed. Maggie: like what, specificly. Jason: Well you know it's one of those father-son talks. Maggie: Aha forgive me jason I have never had one of those father-son talks. What did you say? Jason: Ah well that's where I say "ah how are you doing son?", he says "pretty good dad", I say "is that wax in your hair, or wet look gel?"... Maggie: Jason get to the good part.
him and I know that he will consider that any time he makes one of life's big decisions." Maggie: I hope you're right. Jason we're not leaving this house. Jason: Maggie the Cusmans are here let's just go. Maggie: To hell with the Cusmans. Bob: Come on guys let's go Jason: Do you want to go out there and tell Bob and Ellan that we can't leave our house because there's a girl in it? Maggie: Why not? Would you leave Carol in there with a boy who just looks like a fellow off an x-rated wedding cake. This is a double standard
Bob: Nobody said life was fair Maggie, let's go. Jason: Honey I know what you are feeling but we should not try to make this decision for Mike and no matter what happens he's gonna live through it. Maggie: That's comforting. Bob: It's ok, I saw her walk up. At least he'll die happy. Maggie: I hate the Cusmans. Film: You know how long I've waited for this, for the opportunity to do this this is an incredible opportunity for me to do I've always... shut up and hold me! My god you have so many places to hold! Just pick one. Maggie: This movie happens to be very dull.Jason: Maggie mike's gonna be just fine.
Mike: Ah I don't specifically remember he mentioning steamy and tingly, I'll, er, have to ask
him about that. oh ha how about that study's test last Friday. Lisa: Mike I just've got like a funny idea. Mike: Fu...funnier than this? Lisa: No I mean it just occurred to me this is gonna be the first time you've like done it. Mike: Ahahah Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa hahahahah no no no I'm sorry life just solo rips?. No I'm not a virgin Lisa, no not this cowboy.Lisa: That's a relief 'cos believe it or not, there are guys out there our age who've never done it. Mike: Yeah, rejects and nerds.Lisa: Really? So... where were we...
Mike: Uh I'm not sure...now I remember. Carol: Did. Ben: Did not. Carol: Did too. Ben: Did not.Carol: I know you did something to her. Ben: Did not. Carol: Ben why don't you just admit you killed Wendy and then I'll kill you and we'll both feel a lot better about the whole thing ? Ben: No. Carol: You're a killer and you know it. Jason: Hey wait hold it, both of you neutral corners. Carol: Dad the plant I was talking to is dead. Jason: Well that does not bode well for the rest of the family does it? Carol: Dad Ben killed Wendy. Ben: I did not. Stop saying that.
Mike: Mum. Maggie: Where's Lisa?Mike: How should I know. Maggie: Well did you two uh have a good time together?Mike: Sure. Maggie: Oh what did you do? Mike: We hung out. Maggie: Did you ah watch any tv? Mike: No. Maggie: Oh what's that are you reading?
Mike: "wind surfer". Maggie: Good issue? Mike: Not that different from the last eleven issues. Maggie: Are you feeling ok? Mike: Yeah great. Maggie: Good. Maggie: So Lisa seems like a very interesting girl. Mike: Yeah. What's that mean?
Maggie: What's what mean? Mike: I said she seems like an interesting girl then you said yeah what does that mean? Guess I just mean she's a interesting girl. Maggie: So did you guys play any uh ball games?
Maggie: Oh Lisa is a great looking girl Mike but there are other great looking girls out there who also happen to be warm, caring people.Mike: Really? Maggie: And you're gonna find one, and when the right girl and the right time comes along I think you'll be feeling anything but wimpy. Mike: Yeah maybe you're right. Maggie: And you'll be a little scared at first, but trust me you'll find a way to overcome it; your father did ? Mike: Dad. Oh so I guess you are saying that he waited for the right girl.. Maggie: I guess you could say that. I met her, she was very nice.
Jason: Hey are you ok? Mike: Yeah fine dad really.Jason: ok mike sleep tight huh.
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Maggie: Jason, I don't know what I can do about dinner. I gotta work late tonight, or I would never finish that story. Don't forget Mike start that dentist appointment at three. Jason: I can take him. I cancelled my three o'clock patient, and moved my cluster ferment back to six. Maggie: Great, any cook? Jason: Well, maybe. As long as there isn't wrong with the elevator. Maggie: Never mind, I'll pick up something.
Maggie: Mount snow get-away weekend,189.95.Oh, Jason, look. It's the Hardly Inn. Remember last time we were there? Jason: Yeah, fifteen years ago. Maggie: Right after we were married. Jason: As I recalled, we never did use our lift tickets Maggie: And 9 months later, we have Mike. Jason: Maybe we should have done a little skiing. Maggie: Well, It would be fun if we’ve done that sometime Jason: Well, how about this weekend? Maggie: What?
Jason: Yeah, come on, Maggie. Why don't we just go for? Maggie: Really? Jason: Really! Maggie: Well, It would be so much fun. That's it, 189.95 times 2... do you think they’llcharge full price for BenJason: No, no, no. Because I am talking about "Benless" weekend. A "Benless","Carolless","Mikeless" weekend. Maggie: That's a pretty "schooless" guestless. Jason: Yeah. well Call me a snarl . Maggie: Oh, Jason. Where can we find a sitter on such a short notice. Jason: Well, I have a perfect candidate. Maggie: Who? Jason: Sit down! Maggie: Not Mike! Jason: I beg you to sit down!
Maggie: Jason, you are looking at the first lady of relaxation. Maggie: OK, one more time, emergency phone numbers.
Kids: In the kitchen on the refrigeratorMaggie：OK, poison drills, strong alkali, acid, petroleum products.Kids: Call the fireman and drink milk. Maggie: Everything else? Kids: Check the doctor and Throw up. Jason: where's the first lady of relaxation? Maggie: Just going over a few things, Jason. Let’s come and not be delayed? Jason：Hey, Mike, here's a hundred dollars. Mike: I can get this for doing nothing but, thanks. Jason: That’s for emergency use only.
Mike: So I can fill an emergency dates? Just kidding, dad. I find that humor can keep a little on its ease. Jason: Thanks what you'll do, Mike. Maggie: Now I want you guys all try and get along. Mike is in ch...ch...charge. Mike: And I want to reassure you that if anything should go a miss, just it would be a swift, and severe. Carol: Dad. Don't you think there should be like a system of checks and balance here. I mean...I can accept that Mike has a certain authority, just Ben and I have... Ben: Baseball bats. Mike: I'll get that. Man: Good afternoon. I'm from the Faxross Encyclopedia Company
Maggie: It's the same room we had fifteen years ago. Same furniture, same view. Jason: Same bar of soap. Not everything the same, now they...sanitized the toilet for our protection. Maggie: I'm sure they hold up this as long as they could. Jason: Remember what we did here? The very first night? You were crazy! You’re still that crazy? Maggie: Oh, I don't know... Jason: Fine, I dare you. Maggie: Double dare? Jason: You are? You are crazy after all these years. Look out.
Maggie: You know maybe we should call the kids Jason: If somebody said we should call the kids? Maggie: I mean they feel so... far away Jason: Yeah? Maggie: You know, 300 miles away? Jason: Yeah Maggie: Imagine how tiny they look from 300 milesJason: Yeah. Maggie: How lost, how helpless, how abandon.Jason: Maggie, it's after ten. We said we'd call them in the morning. Maggie: I know. Jason: And Ben's asleep. You won't wake them up now, do you?
Ben: Unbelievable, now I have to start all over again! Carol: It’s too late. It's out of control. Mike: This is to mean we’re out tonight
Jason: Maggie, I think your imagination's got the better of you. Mike will not barbecue our house.Maggie: But what's going on? Why won't they answer the phone?Jason: Why won't we think about this commonly for a minute, ok? We know they won't do anything crazy. Maybe they just decide to do something together. Something they could all enjoy.
Mike: Chapter one. My father's family name being Phillip, and my Christian name Phillip. My infant tongue couldn’t make both names nothing longer and more explicit than Pip.Mike: I'll get it.Ben: Darn, I was just getting to do it.Carol: Remember what mom said? Don't open the door to strangers.Mike: Oh! He’s not a stranger. He is somebody we know.Stranger: Good evening .Mike: Hi1 How are you! Come on, in.Stranger: Thank you. Thank you very much. You kids are all alone.Mike: No problem, sir. Any decision needs to be made? I can handle it.Stranger: Oh! In that case, I have something very special. I like to show you. All right, hands up. Over by the couch.Ben: Unbelievable.
