Maggie: Where's Ben?Jason: Still in the bathroom. Maggie: And they say women take forever. Jason: hey I just met Jonathon Keith, and I ... Maggie: Oh and he signed it.Jason: Yeah, well I was just standing here and he came over, we started talking and before I knew it he said Ben could meet him in the dressing room. Maggie: Are you kidding? Jason: Yeah, but I got to tell you, I heard him say... Maggie: Ben. Ben, your father has wonderful news. He's arranged it so that you can go back to Jonathon’s dressing room and meet him. Ben: Wow!Jason: Yeah Ben, just a minute. Before you do.. Ben. Nice to see you again.
Photographer: make me believe it.Ben: Ok, so where was I. Ok, yeah, my names...um..Um, um Jason: Ben Seaver. Ben: Yeah.Jason: And Jonathon, this is my wife Maggie. She's also met your dad. Jonathon: It’s very very nice to meet you.Maggie: My pleasure. Jonathon: And this is my road manager Tony. He takes care of me. Sometimes. Jason: I've heard. Photographer: hey Jonathon, how about one with your arm around him. Make me believe it. Maggie: I bet Ben is your biggest fan. He knows everything about you. Jonathon: Oh well I hope not. Ha ha. Jason: Ha ha ha.
Ben: He liked me. He really liked me. What a great guy. Jason: He sure seems like a great guy.Ben: Yeah, I can’t wait to show my album to Veto and Stinky and the Bebos brothers. Oh no! I forgot my album. I'll be right back.Maggie: Jason, after a while, didn’t you get the sense that Jonathon was, uh, I don’t know.. Jason: Full of bull? So was his father. Ben: Sorry Jonathon, I forgot my... Jonathon: Damn it. I'm busy.Ben: That’s not Ellie. Jonathon: Would you get the hell out of here. You snot nosed brat! Get out! Out ! Out! Get out. Maggie: He called you a bozo? Jason: Uh hu.
Maggie: But he doesn’t even know you. I mean.. Jason: I know what you mean. Maggie: Oh here he comes. Pumpkin, are you ready to go? Ben: Uh hu. Jason: You got your album? Ben: Uh hu. Jason: You got to see Jonathon? Ben: I sure did.Jason: Ok.
Carol: Mike, Chrissy needs to be changed. Mike: No she doesn’t. Carol: Then you do.
Man: Oh, well I talked to a guy named Mike on the phone and he said it's a done deal. He said just to go to the back house and be sure not to disturb his parents.Jason: Ah ha. Look Boom Boom, I don’t want to break the news to you, but these tickets aren’t for sale.Man: Oh, well sorry to disturb you then. Are you Carol? Carol: No.Jason: No she's not. Ben! Ben: Yeah. Jason: A guy named Boom Boom just left here and he said 。Ben?Ben: I don’t feel too good. Jason: Oh, what's the matter?Ben: I've got a fever Jason: A hundred and twenty eight.
Ben: So I should probably stay in tonight, hu? Jason: Yeah, and you should be basted too. Ben: I knew it was bad.Jason: What's going on Ben?Ben: I told you. I'm not a well man.Jason: You held this up to the light bulb, didn’t you?Ben: Ok, so maybe I don’t have a temperature, but I’m still sick. Jason: Uh hu. And what's this about Mike selling your tickets?Ben: Well since I wasn’t going to the concert, I figured I could make some easy money.Jason: You used to have a poster of Jonathon Keith up there, didn’t you?Ben: I took it down. Jason: Why? Ben: It was making me sick. The ink or something.
cant enjoy his music. Come on. What's that song you like so much? Don't be down...hu hu. Don’t be down, uh hu. Ben: The man sure does write a good song. Jason: Yeah. So come-on, why don’t you and I just go to that concert and see if we can have some fun? Ben: I don’t know.Jason: Alright, if you don’t want to see Jonathon Keith, Gary Puckets in town. Now I happen to know he's a real nice guy.Ben: Dad, I don’t like Gary Puckets music.Jason: Oh, so you go to a rock concert for the music? Mike: Hey Bennie, Bennie, I have some great news. I have this guy who's coming over who's willing to pay big bucks for those tickets. Jason: His name wouldn’t be Boom Boom, would it?
Mike: Yeah. Yeah, you know him? Jason: We went to med school together. Mike: Yeah, anyway, Bennie this guy is .. Ben: Mike, I don’t want to sell them. We're going to the concert. Right dad?Jason: Right. Ben: You are willing to give up three hundred bucks a ticket? Ben: We don’t care about the money, do we dad? Jason: No.
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沪江英语Maggie: Jason, isn’t it a little early to start the bacon? Jason: He! Not in this family. The only way I can get a slice is to cook it early. The earlier the better. Maggie: That’s ridiculous. Jason: It’s not ridiculous Maggie. Its self defense. (Phone rings) Jason: Smooth Maggie, very smooth. Hello, ah ha. Who's this? That’s impossible, I don’t have a favorite father in law. Maggie: Its daddy? Jason: Ed, how are you? How close? Maggie: They’re close? Jason: Stopping by. When? Maggie: They're coming here? Jason: Shh! Yeah. yeah, no. That’s nice of you to call first Ed. For a change. Maggie: When? Jason: So, when can we expect you? (Car horn) Jason: Sorry, I can’t hear you. Some lunatics honking his horn here. Maggie: Jason, Jason: Ok, you talk to your father, while I go yell at one of Mike’s friends. Maggie: Hi daddy. Why are you laughing? Ed: Ha ha ha! Jason: Hey, people are trying to sleep in.. Ed: Aren’t car phones wonderful? Maggie: Oh, they're here. Aren’t car phones wonderful? Daddy, mum. The cross country travelers. What a wonderful surprise. Ed: Hey, you still don’t have much of a grip do you? Jason: Good to see you too Ed. Maggie: What happened to the Winnebago? Grandma: You father swapped it for this with some pimp in Cincinnati.Maggie: Mum, how do you know what a pimp looks like? Grandma: I know every song recorded by Gladys Knight and the Pimps. Now take me to meet my new granddaughter. Jason: This is some car you got here. Ed: I feel it’s good for a fellows, uh, attitude. If you get my drift. Jason: Yeah, well does that mean that your days on the road are over? Ed: We're going to give retirement condo living a try. I want to know what it feels like to sit around and do nothing all day long. It sure seems to agree with you. Is that bacon I’m smelling now? Jason: No.
Ed: It’s got to be. Wait til I get my tote bag. You know me and bacon. Jason: Yes I do. I'll see you inside. Mike: Hey grandpa. Ah you were great. Ed: Michael. Mike: Hey, how you doing? Ed: Sure I was great. How do you like my wheels? Mike: Ah, this thing is hotter than you said. Ed: Hot car for a hot guy. Mike: yeah. Ed: Listen Michael, is everything all set up? Mike: Yeah. I've taken care of the whole shebang. Ed: Your mother doesn’t suspect anything? Mike: No.Ed: And your dad? Mike: Dad doesn’t have a clue. Ed: Well I know that, but is he on to the surprise by now?
Ben: Grandpa, when do I get a ride in your corvette?
Ed: Would you pick up some of that decaf coffee for yourself? You're beginning to look a little
tense. Carol: Oh Grandpa, he is going to be so excited when he finds out. Ed: Oh, yeah, we are going to have a wonderful anniversary party. Carol: I was talking about him finding out that you're not going to be staying for a month. Ben: When are they going to leave for dinner? When are they going to leave for dinner? Mike: Hey relax or you are going to wet yourself. Carol: Shh! Ed: Hey now just to double check, the food is on its way? Carol: Grandpa, trust me. There's going to be tons of food, tons of people.. Grandma: And tons of fun. Hey, I made a joke! Ed: Nah you didn’t Kate. Ok, we're going to keep your folks away til about seven thirty. Mike: Perfect. Grandma: carol, did you invite a boyfriend to this party?
Carol: well he's not exactly my boyfriend yet, but yes. Sandy will be here. Ben: My girlfriends coming too. Ed: Oh, you got a girlfriend now do you Ben? Ben: Yeah. It’s pretty serious too. She's the first girl I've ever met who doesn’t make me puke.Grandma: Well, that’s important. Ed: How about you Mikey? You got a hot one on for this evening? Mike: Oh no. No I’m going stag tonight. Ed: But you are usually such a ladies man. Grandma: Eddie, don’t push him. If he doesn’t like girls, he doesn’t like girls. Maggie: What do you want me to do Jason? Send my parents to the YMCA? YMCA! I love that song.
Everyone: Happy Anniversary! Carol: Only Sandy. Sandy: Only Sandy? Carol: I meant the one and only Sandy, who I care about deeply. Urma: Shouldn’t they be here? Its seven forty five. Carol: Wait, it’s really them this time. Everyone hide. Everyone: Happy Anniversary!Larry: Hey hey! Cheer up! Larry is here. So let the games begin. So where’s the happy twentieth anniversary couple? Carol: They're not here yet, and you are? Larry: Cousin Larry. And you have got to be Charlie. Carol: No, Carol. Larry: Close, I knew it was a bisexual name.
Minister: Too bad about you losing the hair Jason. But damn it, you look good. Dave: Well thanks padre. Damn it I feel good. Mike: How come we don’t know most of these people? Carol: Beats me. I used mums Christmas card list for the invitations. Julie: Mike, that Larry creatures been here less than a minute, and he's already pinched me twice. Mike: Hey, I can’t say I blame him. Julie: Mike please. Mike: Don’t snap at me. I didn’t do it. Julie: What am I talking to you for? You couldn’t even get a date. Everyone: Happy Anniversary! Oh. Mike: Hey grandpa, is mum and dad here? Ed: Relax. I beat him by a mile. He should have a bumper sticker “I break for everything". Urma: Eddie! Ha ha. Ed: Urma! Urma: How have you been, you old flat foot? Ed: Great. How have you been you gorgeous dame? Urma: Wonderful. Kate. Grandma: Urma.
Larry: Hold it! Let’s get a picture. I don have a camera. Hey do I have to do everything? Ed: Jason. Jason, you should have seen the way your eyes bugged out when I told you we were bunking in for a month. Jason: So you mean you're not? Ed: Oh heck no. That was just part of the surprise scam. Jason: Ha ha ha. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.Maggie: Now were you kids in on this? Carol: I sure was. I sent the invitations.Mike: Now I know why you only send these people Christmas cards.Carol: Ok everybody. After some more mingling and eating, mum and dad will re-pledge the troth the pledged almost twenty years ago. Everybody: Yeah! (Applause) Carol: And, and the best news of all is that I was able to find the Reverend Chuck McGregor,
the minister who performed the original ceremony.Everybody: Yeah! (Applause) Minister: Oh hi. If you are out of Margarita mix, I’ll have a Pina Colada.Julie: First, my names not babe. Second, I take care of Chrissy, I’m not the help. And no I do not own one of those out of sight French maid outfits.Larry: Hey, I was just trying to make a little small talk here babe. Chill out!Mike: Uh, is there a problem Larry? Larry: No, no problem. Hey look Mikey. I couldn’t help noticing that you are a stag at this deal. Ha haha. Me too. So I’m warning you, I’ve already staked my claim on blondie over there. Ooh hoo, she's got her eyes on the prize. Mike: Ah, are we talking about Julie? Larry: Julie. Hey thanks, she wants me. I think it’s my vulnerability. Mike: Yeah well listen Larry. I don’t think Julie would be interested in you. Larry: Yeah right!
Carol: Are you just saying that because my family are lunatics and you're too polite to be
honest? Sandy: Yeh. Uh hu. Julie: No. I do not want to discuss my operation. Larry: Ok. ok. Gee. It’s not like I ask you to show me your scare or something. Ben: This is Nora. She's my girlfriend. Bens Girlfriend: Uh hu!Ben: Date.Bens Girlfriend: Hu hu! Ben: Honey. Bens Girlfriend: Hu hu. Ben: Well what the heck are you anyway? Minister: So kid. Couldn’t snag a date for this hu? Me neither. Mike: No I could not find a date for this, alright. What do you want me to do? Take an add out
in the New York Times? I got it, why don’t we just hire a sky rider?Minister: I'd forget about that blonde over there. She used to be a guy. Dave: Are you the anniversary couple? Jason: Fraid so. Dave: Then I guess you get this. Major credit cards. No personal checks. My mozeltov, etc etc.Bens Girlfriend: No. I'm not going to accept your apology. This is really embarrassing. How could you even do that?Carol: I would like to remind all you stinking people, that we are a family and we love each other. Even Larry. Larry: Thank you Charlie. Carol: now, almost twenty years ago, my Grandpa Ed toasted two newly weds, as they began their life together. So grandpa, would you please lead us in another toast? Ed: Look, look. I am not very good at this, but, well, well, here goes. Now, I’ll be the first to
Julie: Mike, mike. Chrissy's asleep. (Cake goes in Julies face) Larry: Woops! Sorry buddy. Ben: Here's your pie. (Cake goes in Bens girlfriends face) (Ben puts his face in his pie) (Food fight begins) Maggie: What the heck is going on in there? Jason: Oh come on honey. It’s a room full of our relatives. What could be going on? Maggie: Oh I don’t want to know.Jason: What are those? Maggie: Daddy’s keys. Jason: Oh yeah!Maggie: What do you say we elope? Jason: As long as I can drive. I hear these cars do great things for a guys attitude. Maggie: Ooh!
Jason: Ooh yeah.
Mike: (reading a note on Julie’s door: If you are a burglar, boy have you got the wrong apartment. If its you Mike, I ran out to get pizza.) Well at least we won’t starve. (So come on in and make yourself at home. The key is inside Mr. Edison’s invention.) Edison! There’s no phone around here. Ah that Edison. (Note on the TV says: No TV. We are studying) I knew that. Oh honey, listen, now before you even say a word, I just want to say, I could have really used a date tonight. But I know, you're right. We have to keep our relationship a secret. Let’s face it; you could have used a date too. Hey, you kiss pretty good for a guy.Julie: Shut up Mike.
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Ben: If Mike doesn’t show up, can I have his ravioli? Everyone: No. Maggie: Where is Mike anyway? He's usually home from work by dinner time. Ben: They could have had an emergency at the carwash. Carol: An emergency. What a bug storm on the expressway? Jason: Carol, there's nothing wrong with having a part time job that involves a little physical labor. The money helps Mike pay his way around here. Carol: So I could get a part time job too? Jason: To pay your way around here? Carol: Heck no. I mean of course to help pay my way around here. Jason: I don’t know. What do you think Maggie? Maggie: Fine. As long as you don’t become a topless dancer. Carol: Oh great. I’ll start pouting the pavement tomorrow. Ben: Look out pavement. Mike: Hey. Sorry I’m late guys. Emergency overtime. Bug storm on the expressway. You know, you know I hate my job, if I could find anything else I’d jump at it. The only good thing about this stupid carwash job is payday. Boy its Saturday and I am ready to party. Jason: Payday! Well then you're also ready to pay this months rent. Mike: Yeah, no problem. Jason: And last months rent. Mike: Uh, no problem. Carol: So you can also pay me back the twenty dollars you borrowed? Mike: No.. Carol: No problem. Mike: Hey. Alright, now what the heck am I supposed to do with two dollars?
