Carol: Well even though we are winging it, we can still do it right. Here's the bouquet. Doreen: Oh I forgot the cassette recorder. We can’t have a wedding without music.Everyone: Wing it. Elvis: Dum dum dee dum. dum dum dee dum. Mercy. Dum, dum, dee dum, everybody. Everybody: dum dum dee dum, dum. Jason: Hey stop. May I cut in?Grandma: Sure. Oh.Jason: Elvis. Elvis: Dum dum dee dum,dum dee dum dum dee dum.Captain: Dearly beloved, because I am the captain, and because I am very tired, this wedding will go very quick. Mike: Julie, I’ve got o talk to you for a second.Julie: Yeah.
Mike: Hey look Julie, I’m really sorry and I should have just been honest with you before and told you that I have no excuse for what I did. I guess I was just confused. I’ve never been in love before.Julie: You're in love with me? Mike: Oh yeah. Swedish girls: We heard there was party. Ben: There is now. Come on in.Captain: To be your lawful wedded husband. Grandma: I do. Mike: You believe me don’t you? Julie: I do. Captain: And because I am the captain I now pronounce you husband and wife. Kiss the bride. Julie: I lobe you Mike. Mike: I love you too. Doreen: Urma Overmyer, you have to throw your bouquet. Grandma: Ready.Swedish girls: Ohhhh!
Jason: Uh Mike: Well?
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Mike: I got something I'd like to say. Grandma: Go ahead Mike. Mike: First I'd like to thank Mom and Dad and...and Grandma Erma and Grandpa Wally, for showing us all how great love and marriage really can be. And, I've also got kind of a surprise for everybody. Jason: Ho ho ho, wait till you hear this. Maggie: You know what's coming? Jason: Yeah. Nothing gets by me. Mike: I want you all to know... Heck, I want the whole world to know...that I love Julie Costello, and I want her to be my wife. Maggie: You knew about this? Jason: Err... Mike: Well? Julie: Yes. Carol: Wasn't that romantic? When I get married, I want it to be on a boat. Ben: What! A whaler? Jason: Hey, can we please not have any fighting for maybe...
Maggie: What did you know Jason? And when did you know it? Huh! Huh! Jason: Maggie, I only found out Mike and Julie where an item an hour ago. The wedding just came as a complete surprise to me! And I'd be freaked out right now too, if I weren't trying to calm you down! Maggie: You're trying to calm me down? Jason: Yes. Maggie: Well you're doing a lousy job. So you mean to tell me that you really didn't know this was coming? Jason: I didn't! Didn't you see my eyes go "booing!"? Maggie: Well, if that little...and I'll just say it, blonde, thinks she can start out taking care of
Chrissy, and end up taking away my son, she has got another thing coming!! I mean after what she did, I'm expected to just smile and welcome her to our family?! Mike: You didn't even congratulate us yet. Maggie: Welcome to our family!
Ben: Mom, can we go on a family cruise again next year? Maggie: Sure Ben, right after we have a family route canal. Ben: Oh by the way Mom, that reminds me; before we left to take Julie home, Mike said, I get his apartment after he gets married.
Julie: Well, what if they ask us, if we want to have kids. Mike: Then, you say "yes". Julie: But, I'm not ready to have kids.Mike: Then, just say "no". Julie: But, what if they ask... Mike: Listen, Julie, Julie, look. This is not some kind of final exam, where they hand out tests and grade our papers. This is my family we are talking about.
Julie: You're right. Mike: Yeah, look, we're just gonna sit down and we're gonna break bread together...and maybe a few dishes. Julie: What!? Mike: I'm just kidding. OK, how about a kiss for luck? Julie: Do you really think we'll need luck? Mike: Oh, lots and lots of it.
Carol: Which one's yours? Ben: Both of 'em.
Jason: So, I have come up with a list of forty six items, of what I call, "Things you haven't
thought enough about." Mike: Gee, Dad, don't you have copies for the rest of us? Jason: As a matter of fact, I do. Here you go, everybody gets one. You can read along, follow the notes. If you wanna make a few of your own, here's a pen. Everybody, let's jump on number on here, "why get married now?" Mike: We're not. We're getting married in three months. Jason: Alright, well why three months? Mike: Well, why not?
Maggie: That's it? That's your answer? Huh! The wedding's off, let's eat! Julie: Mike meant, because we're in love now. Mike: yeah, Dad, we love each other! Jason: Well, I deal with what real love is in the corollary to question thirty eight there. So we can just move on for now. Let's go to question two, "where will you live?" Julie: At my apartment...I mean "our" apartment. Jason: Well, I do cover community property in toto in... Maggie: Jason, your wiener’s getting cold! Jason: Ah, let's take a look at question number three then; "how will you support yourselves?"
Julie: Well, I have my job here as Chrissy's nanny, and I'm gonna get a job at Columbia University library, after classes. Maggie: And you don't mind supporting this bum? Jason: Maggie! Mike: Hey, come on! Eddy...Eddy's dad says that I can work for him on the weekends at his construction business. It pays like two hundred Dollars a day! Jason: Two hundred? Right, OK. Let's take a look at number four here, " how are you gonna
Mike: Well look Dad, all I know is that ever since I met Julie, my grades have only gone up and up. I...I mean, she makes me study! Julie: He says I'm even tougher than you are. Maggie: Well, we'll see, won't we?
Mike: Oh, can I have another copy? I got wiener juice on my forty three! Maggie: Here, take mine! This is getting us absolutely nowhere!Jason: Maggie, we agreed we wouldn't yell at them, remember? Maggie: Jason, between tabling, corollaries ananananan wiener juice we've covered absolutely nothing!!!
Jason: Oh, good, so what do you want me to do? You want me to just give up my calm rational approach? Should I just blurt out, they are about to make the biggest mistake of their lives!!!! Mike: The biggest mistake of our lives? Jason: Oh, come on, Mike, you know it's true! I mean you get all swept up in a little forbidden romance and before you know it, ba-bing! ba-bang! ba-boom! Wow! And you're strolling down the isle!! Julie: Forbidden romance!?
Maggie: We hired you to take care of Chrissy's needs, not...Mike's! Julie: I did not take care of Mike's needs! Mike: Yeah, what the heck are you talking about Mom? Jason: Do you think we need to get into that now? Maggie: Oh, Jason don't tell me what there's a need to get into! Mike: I will not sit here and listen to this! Come on!! Julie: Ow!! Jason: Oh, sure, when it gets a little tough you just turn tail and run!! Hey, if you can't stand your mother's poo poo, this relationship doesn't have a chance!!!
Jason: Early? You didn't mention your parents were coming over. Grandpa: Well, you could be a little grateful here. Maggie: Dad. Jason: Grateful? Grandpa: Ya. I mean, we dropped everything to get down here, to fill in for this nanny that you fired! Mike: What?
Jason: That's your idea of a calm chat? Firing the nanny! Mike: Ah, come on Dad! Don't start acting here. We know you're behind this whole thing too. Jason: No, I am not. Tell him Maggie! No, you did this nut bar thing on your own. Maggie: I did this nut bar thing on my own. Grandpa: Ooh, I haven’t seen 'em this tense since...err...well the last time we were here. Do you know what this is about, Miss...err... Julie: We've met before Mr. Malone. I’m Julie, Chrissy's nanny, till you tell me otherwise. Grandpa: Well, it's a pleasure... Oh...err... Maggie: OK, OK, so I was gonna hang her! Sew me! Mike: Look, Mom, you cannot fire my future wife! Julie: It's OK. I was gonna quit! Jason: Hey, nobody's gonna fire anybody's future or anything, OK? Mike: Listen, you're not quitting anything!! Maggie and Julie: Don't tell me what to do!!!
Mike: Nothing!! Because we'll be happily married. Maggie: Mike, there's no reason to raise your voice. We can have a nice, calm, rational intercourse here. Grandpa: Margaret!!!! Maggie: Daddy, just shut up!!! Grandpa: No, now you see by that example, I can see why your children are yelling at you!! Jason: Like I said, Maggie, super idea. Mike: Listen, you guys can say whatever you want, but Julie and I are getting married!!! I
mean, we'll elope if we have to, right Julie? Julie: Mike! Mike: And I'm not talking about three months from now, Mom. I'm talking about tonight. Ba-bing! Ba-bang! Err... Jason: Ba-boom. Mike: Ba-boom! Right Julie? Julie: Excuse us. Mike: Hey! Grandma: Family wedding, oh, you two must be so thrilled.
Julie: How could you say something so crazy, like, we're eloping? Mike: Look, would you just calm down!
Maggie: Mom, of all the things I've ever said, you've picked that one to remember!
Grandpa: That Michael is a lucky man. Maggie: He is not a lucky man! He is a boy! And when did you two get so lenient? Grandma: We've always been lenient. Maggie: Mom, Dad, did you two drive two hundred miles just to torment us? Grandpa: With the short-cuts I know, this old copper's cut that down to about a hundred and eighty three.Maggie: Mom, Dad, why don't you two turn right around and go back to Boston! Grandpa: Maggie! Maggie! Dear, is something bothering you?
Maggie: Stop! Stop it! Jason: Maggie, Come on! Now, under normal circumstances I would applaud you telling your parents to hit the road. Heck, I'd do the wave! But, I think tonight, you have strayed from your original purpose. Maggie: You're right! Let's find her and fire her! Jason: No!! Maggie, no! Look, come on, whatever happened to the calm, rational discussion? Whatever happened to the little chat over dinner? What happened to dinner? Maggie: Well I...I figured she'd never make it past the pate. Look, I don't feel so great about what I just did. But I am worried to death about Mike. He's this sweet kid, who's nowhere near ready for the trials and tribulations of marriage. Jason: Hey, I know that. Maggie: Jason, do remember how tough our first year together was? Remember the pain? We almost didn't make it. I just love him so much, I don't wanna see him hurt. Jason: Nor do I honey, that's... Maggie: But you don't think he should go ahead and... Jason: No, no, not at all. No, but I do think those two should hear what you just said to me.
Maggie: You're right. Grandpa: Alright! Now freeze!!
Grandpa: If I have to!! But, enough of this malarkey! I think the four of you should be
Jason: Oh. Grandma: This is all so funny. Ha ha ha. You are reacting to Mike's fiancée, just as I reacted to Jason.
Maggie: Ha! Did I ever call Julie a hippy sleaze ball, who wanted to be some second-rate rock star?!! Have I ever said to Mike, "until you regain your senses, we will do the thinking for you! Young man, it's time to nip this thing in the bud!!" Jason? Jason: Did you ever hear that demo I cut with the new bass player? Maggie: No, I haven't! Because I would never talk that way to my son!
Grandpa: You don't have to say another word. I mean, why should you go down there and be
treated like a child? Mike: Yeah! Grandpa: Why should you be subjected to that, just for defending this little tramp? Julie: What? Mike: Hey! Listen, that's my future wife you're talking about!! Grandpa: Mike, just between the two of us; you don't marry girls like this. Julie: Gals like this!! Mike: Hey, listen Grandpa, as much as I love you, you say another word and I'm gonna have to hit you!!
Jason: Well, look the whole issue here Mike, is really one of timing. I mean why do you wanna get married in three months? Why not wait a year? Why do you wanna jump into this thing? Mike: See, there you go again Dad, just jump into this thing. I am not jumping, OK? Do you see anyone in this room who is jumping? We're all sitting! Jason: Mike. Mike: Look, I am not gonna sit here and be accused of jumping when I am clearly sitting!! Jason: Alright, let me rephrase the question; is this the right time for you to be planning a wedding?
Maggie: Planning? They haven't planned didley!! Jason: Maggie! Maggie: Well, I'm not gonna sit here silently, when I know they haven't planned didley!! Mike: You're not sitting, you're standing! Jason: Oh, come on, both of you!! Now remember a little while ago, I said I wanted to take the next logical step to this thing? Maggie: And? Jason: And, there is no next logical step to this thing! Maggie: Thank you Doctor. Here's one hundred Dollars.
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Maggie: Oh Jason, don't you have a tissue? For me. Mike: I thought you guys said that Julie and I were rushing into this. Julie: Where'd you get an idea like that? Priest: Dearly beloved... Mike: I do.Priest: ...we are gathered together today, to witness the marriage of Julie Lin Costello and Michael Aaron Seaver. Boner: Yeah!!! Priest: Marriage is an honourable state, and as such, should not be entered into lightly, so, if anyone has just cause why this couple should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace. Congregation: I do!! I do!! Priest: Tough room. I'm sure these God fearing people would dummy up if you'd give them one good reason why you two are getting married. Congregation: (shouting in protest to the wedding) Julie: Well yeah, I'm curious too. Mike: Ah...well...err...
Julie: Mike! Mike: Err...err... (Mike wakes up from his dream) I love you! I love you! Carol: Ha! You disgust me!
Carol: This is the thanks I get for addressing two hundred stinking wedding invitations. Mike: Look Carol, I said I was sorry, alright? Carol: Ha! Mike: Carol, I mean, what guy in their right mind would want to grab you, anyway? Hey Wait! Carol! I'm sorry, alright? I'm just kind o' spaced out here; I didn't get much sleep last night. I
don't know why, I had this wild dream about me and Julie. Carol: Mike, please, I just lived that disgusting dream; I don't need to hear about it.Mike: Wait a minute, Carol. These invitations are all wrong. Carol: That's what Mom and Dad have been saying for months.Mike: Oh, no, no, no. Look, right here-"as Julie and Mike celebrate the beginning of their life together." It should be-"lives together." Hey, I mean, I got that wrong on an English paper. Carol: Mike, I applaud your flash of literacy, but you're missing the point. You and Julie are starting "a" life together...one life, get it? Mike: Yeah, so which one of us is losing our life?
