Maggie: Really? Jason: See! Carol, I think that's just terrific, I think it's very nice...What do you mean, you're going steady with a guy and we haven't even met him?! Carol: Well, it never seemed like the right time. Jason: Well, then...I'll be looking forward to meeting your sweet heart on Saturday. Carol: Saturday? I don't think he can. Jason: Well then fine. Well then, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... I don't care Carol, but I would like to meet any guy that you consider has to be kept some deep, dark secret! Carol: Right, Saturday's fine. Maggie: No pressure. Mike: Hey Dad, can I borrow... Hey! Hey Wally! Hi! Grandma: Hey Mike!
Estelle: Morning Carol. Carol: Morning Estelle. Have you ever noticed, how few men work in this building? Estelle Every miserable day for the last twenty eight years! Ah, come on, we'll make room. Carol: That's OK Estelle. I'm waiting for one with men. Estelle That will never come. Big Al: Top of the day Carol. Carol: Hi Big Al. Big Al: What, is something hanging out of my nose again?
Carol: No, no. Big Al, how old are you? Big Al: forty three.Carol: Well that's acceptable nowadays, isn't it? Big Al: I sure hope so. Carol: It would serve 'em right, too.Big Al: Who? Carol: Look, I need to ask you for a silly favour. Big Al: Will it hurt? Carol: Just a second. Hi. Chuck: Hi.
Big Al: I'll go. Carol: You will?Big Al: Sure. Mother will just have to do her aerobics alone. Carol: Oh thank you.Big Al: My pleasure. Carol: It's a family party. Big Al: What is? Carol: Where you're taking me to.
Big Al: Is a bow tie too crazy for them?Carol: No. Look, I'm embarrassed about asking you this but...there's more to it than just taking me out... Big Al: Oh? Carol: Well, could you pretend like we've been out a few times before? Like we're going steady. Big Al: Sure, no problem. I've been telling mother, you're my woman for weeks.
Mike: See, that's what I've been trying to tell you, all the way down here. Laura-Lynn: Your brother, Mike, is so cute. Do you think there's a chance that you'll wind up looking like him?Ben: Any chance you're gonna end up looking like your mother?Grandma: Maggie! Maggie: Hi Urma. Grandma: Hi sweet heart. Jason: Is he here yet?
Grandma: Is who here? Maggie: Oh, the guy Carol's been dating, whose name we don't even know yet. Jason: Well, I know why she's been hiding him from us too; he's probably some muscle-bound beach bum in a torn t-shirt. Grandma: Oh come on! Carol! Jason: Oh come on mother! Women always say they want somebody sensitive and intelligent, and then you end up picking some guy with bulging biceps and raw animal passion. Maggie: I didn't. Mike: Hey, Dad...Dad this is Kate. Maggie: Hi Kate. Maggie. Kate: Hi. Jason: Jason. Kate: Hi. Well, now I see where Mike gets his good looks. Jason: Oh thanks. Maggie: Oh thanks. Kate: Here, Urma, let me help you with that. Grandma: Oh, thank you.
Big Al: May I use the kitchen? Grandma: Oh it...it...it's right in there. Carol: I'll help, honey. Maggie: Honey! Ben: Wow, who's the old dude? Maggie: Jason, do something. Jason: I don't know what to say. Maggie: Well, that's never stopped you before.
Carol: Oh you are so funny! You're doing great. Big Al: Then why are they all staring at me?Carol: Well, they've never met a man who makes his own pork products. Maggie: Maybe this is Carol's way of reacting to all the pressure you've put on her. Carol: Oh honey, come one, I just wanted to meet the guy. I didn't know she was gonna show up with Oscar Myer. Mike, what do you know about this guy she's seeing?Mike: He smokes his own meat. Big Al: Well winged in. Grandma: Oh thank you, Al. Big Al: Urma, please. Grandma: Oh sorry...Big Al!
Jason: Don't you take another step, young lady. Carol: Daddy, I will not have you stand here and insult my honey man.
Big Al: Well, I had a lovely, lovely evening. And I think in time, your parents will be able to see past the age difference and accept me. Carol: Big Al, you do realise that tonight was a pretend date? Big Al: Sure. Sure! I just wanna pretend a little longer. Carol: I had a lovely evening tonight, Big. Big Al: Is it alright if I pretend right up until I get into my car? Carol: What the heck. Why don't you pretent all the way home.
Mike: Hey, listen, when Mom gets home, tell her that I paid for Chrissy's sitter, out of my own pocket. Get the money, and then tell Dad the same thing, right? Oh, and listen, Carol...errm...I gotta ask you, where in the heck did you get that guy? Carol: You didn't like him? Mike: Oh, no, he was fine. He was actually better than I thought you could get. Ben: Oh yeah! Well I lied! I had a lousy time and you already look like your mother!! I'm never gonna pick a blonde for anything! Mike: OK, Carol, what's the real story? Carol: Real story! I happened to have found someone, mature and wonderful...
Mike: Oh, well, that's Mom and Dad and listen...good luck, and I would not mention Rob Lowe to Mom and Dad in your opening remarks.Maggie: Carol honey, let's talk. Carol: Mom, Dad, I'll save you some time! Big Al and I have not been dating. Jason: Yeah, we figured that out! Carol: You what? Maggie: Figured it out. It was pretty obvious that you brought Al tonight to make a point. Carol: Well, I certainly did, and I'm glad you finally realised that. Good night.
Jason: Well...wa...wa...wait. Wow wow. You think that says it all, Carol? Carol: Well, if it'll make you feel better to apologise...go ahead. Jason: Well alright. Maybe I should apologise, because these past few months, Carol, I've been wanting very badly to believe that you're OK. And I didn't realise the truth, until tonight.Carol: What truth? What are you talking about? Maggie: We're talking about Sandy, and what happened to him. Carol: He died, Mom! He died! You can say it! I'm over it. But tonight had nothing to do with Sandy! Jason: Hey! It has everything to do with Sandy. Carol: Dad, please. Maggie: Let him talk. Jason: Why haven't you dated?
Ken: Hi Mrs. Seaver. Maggie: Oh, hi Ken, come in. Ken: Dr. Seaver. Jason: Hi Ken! I didn't know stock brokers made house calls. Oh my God, you've lost my money! Ken: No...no... Carol: Hi Ken. Let me just grab a jacket. I'll be right down.
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Ken: Well Carol and I were gonna go a catch a matinee, if that's alright? Maggie: Oh, sure, it's fine. Ken: But, as long as I'm here, I might as well tell you; that stock you bought...well it hasn't been doing so well.Jason: I'm just thrilled you're here!
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沪江英语Jason: Mike! Mike! Mike! If you're in there, things'll go easier on you, if you come out now! But not much! You know, I stupidly assumed that it would be impossible for you to get in trouble, with your high school principle two years after you graduate! But, oh no! Somehow you managed to pull it off. I know you're in her Mike. Mike, I'm gonna count to three, and if you're not out I'm gonna...slit your water bed Mike! Mylene: Hi, I'm looking for... Oh oh. Jason: I'm looking for him too. And if I find him, you're not gonna want what's left. Mylene: You're his father? Jason: Oh yes. Mylene: Wow! He wasn't kidding, you are nuts! Jason: Huh? Oh. Ha ha, no. I was just gonna... I was gonna slice his water bed. No I wasn't really...I was...err... Look, I wouldn't stick around to see Mike, if I was you. Mylene: Who's Mike? Jason: The guy you came to see. Mylene: Oh, no. I'm here to see Ben, we have a date. Jason: Ben? How old are you? Mylene: Eighteen. Jason: Eighteen!! Great, I got one kid who won't grow up and another who is growing up too fast! Ben: Since you're looking for Mike, me and Marlene will just get the heck out of your way. Mylene: Cool. Jason: Now, wait a second! I'm gonna get to you, right after I deal with Mike. Now where is he? Ben: I have no idea. Come on, let's go. Jason: Hey, you're not going out with an eighteen year old girl; you're only th... You're just not! Mylene: You're only what?
Ben: Thirteen. Mylene: Arrrgghh!! Mike: Hey Dad, were you yelling for me? I couldn't hear you.Jason: Mike, let me warn you! I'm ready to kill you! Now choose your next words very carefully. Mike: Hang on! There, go ahead.
Jason: OK, somebody better explain something to me now! Fine, there's two ways we can on
Louis: I hate to impose, but I heard that when one is having academic difficulties at Dewey High School, you're the man to see. Ben: Certainly. Just as soon as I've finished taking out the trash...which I always do, even when I haven't been asked. Louis: What a guy.
(present time) m OK, Dad, who are you gonna believe; me or the trash man?
Ben: Hey dude. Jason: Go ahead, Mike. Mike: OK.
(back to the story) Louis: So come on and help me, man! Ben: Errm...OK. Louis: Dude! Mike: What the heck was Ben doing? And what the heck was Louis doing still in high school? Ben, what the heck is going on around here?Ben: Not now. Carol, Phone for you!! Carol: I'll be right down. Mike: Ben, either you tell me what's going on right now... Ben: Alright! Now, Mike, the front stairs. But be quiet! Mike: Ben, what the heck is... Ben: Shh.
(present time) Jason: You sold Carol's term papers with no help from Mike whatsoever! Mike: Excuse me Dad. While you ream the lad, I'm going to floss. Ben: Well Dad, I didn't plan to sell 'em. See, Stinky's brother, Funky, he needed help in English...and he said it would only be this one time...and that he'd keep it quiet. So, I gave him one. One! One! How did I know, Funky had a big mouth?
Jason: His name is Funky?Ben: Yeah and the...and the one to Louis, well that was the first one I ever sold...and it would have stopped there if it wasn't for Mike. Jason: Mike! Mike: I'm flossing. I can't talk. Ben: Well, I can. Somebody said, I was missing a golden opportunity; somebody said I should ride this comet. Mike: Dad, again, who are you gonna believe? Me or Carl Sagin, here.
Jason: Go ahead, Carl.
(Ben's story, back in time) Ben: Well, Mike suspected the real market for Carol's papers was at Dewey High. Well, they did so well the first time...Pupils: (screaming for papers) Ben: OK, don't everybody, I'll be back lunch time tomorrow. And remember these are to be used only as study guides. Mylene: You're new here, aren't you? Ben: Well...it is my first day here. Mylene: That's what I figured. I know all the cute guys at Dewey. Ben: Cute guys!! To tell you the truth I'm...
Mylene: Why?Ben: Err...suspended...street racing. Stuff happens. Mylene: Oh, you're so bad. Well, I have a car. I'll pick you up at your place. What's your address?Ben: Well there could be a little bit of a problem there... Principle: I just want to apologise to you two young people...
Mylene: Mr. Dewitt, we were just... Principle: No no no no no Mylene. As the principle, it's my fault. The engraved invitations to class were late out the printer. So we've been relying on an annoying bell to let folks know when our sessions begin. Mikopa! Mikopa! Mylene: I'm sorry Mr. Dewitt... Ben: Hey, he said it was his fault! Principle: What's your name you little insect? Ben: Ben...
Principle: Ben what? Ben: Ben... Mylene: Ben's new here sir. Principle: Oh, well then, that changes everything doesn't it. In that case, get your little buns into that class room right now, or I'm gonna have 'em flying from the school flagpole, capisce? Alright Leonard, freeze! And drop that vice principle...gently Mister. Mylene: Hey, what's your address?Ben: Fifteen Robin Hood lane, why? Mylene: How else am I gonna pick you up? See you at seven. Ben: Wait!Mylene: I can't, I gotta get to class...Health.
Ben: Are you kidding? Both of her parents work, and she takes Health. Mike: Benny, excuse me! What are you thinking, man? Come on, get a hold of yourself! Benny,
this is what we all live for! Ben: It's bad for me. I gotta get out of town! How far would two hundred and eighty six Dollars get me? Mike: All the way to here! Hey, you have got almost three hundred Dollars, and an eighteen year old girl who is coming over here to pick you up.... Benny, I don't even have that! Ben: And I also have an oral report due tomorrow in twelfth grade history. Mike: Forget about the history. Ben: But, I did so well on the pop quiz. Mike, I'm thirteen. How old were you when you went
out with your first eighteen year old?Mike: Well, I was only...errm...sixteen. Alright, but we're talking about a real ugly girl here, right?Ben: Na! She's cute. She looks just like that girl from Mr. Belvedere. Mike: You sure she doesn't look like Mr. Belvedere? Ben: No, I'm telling you, she’s' got legs that connect and lumps and everything man! Mike: Benny..err...then what in the heck is she doing with a thirteen year old horn bowl, like you? Ben: Mike, it's all gonna fall apart! She's gonna find out I'm not eighteen and cool and
Mike: Which explains that outfit you're wearing.
Mike: Nobody move! I got it! Ben, telephone for you! Ben: Hello. Hello. There's nobody on the phone. Mike: Well, maybe if you tell stinky to speak up, Ben. Ben: Oh yeah. Stinky, speak up. I can hear him now. Let me ask. Stinky wants to know if it's OK if I stay over at his house tonight. Jason: Ben, you have homework tonight, don't you?
Ben: Yeah, but I did so well in my pop quiz today. Maggie: Honey, he does beat the heck out of Stinky sleeping over here.Jason: Oh, yeah, enjoy it Ben. Ben: Right. Maggie: Honey, you didn't tell him, yes or no. Ben: He knows I'll be there. I'm gonna go get my stuff. They bought it.Mike: Great. Ben: Just one question-what if Mylene does invite me to sleep over at her house tonight? Mike: Benny, you're not sleeping over at Mylene's house, OK? I mean, after you get back from the drive in, you're gonna go stay up at my place!
Jason: Hey, wait a minute! We don't have any kids in your school any more. Principle: But, their legacy lives on. Ever heard this before? "Finally we have a society which I, a woman, can be feminine yet forceful; free to run a corporation and still experience the wonder and beauty of giving birth." Carol: Well sure, that was part of my Valedictory address. Principle: Aha. I knew Jimmy Droppo wasn't about to experience the wonder and beauty of didley! Jason: What's Jimmy Droppo got to do with this?
