Judge: Old judge's joke. Sidney: Your honour, my client... Judge: Hold your water a sec, honey. Now, this is the case of the people versus the rude little college girl, right? Carol: Well, I don't really start Columbia till next fall. Sidney: Carol, the judge doesn't want to hear about your college plans. Judge: Sure he does. What are you majoring in? Carol: Well, I'm not really sure yet. I was thinking of something in business, but lately I've... Sidney: Your honour, if we may my client would like to enter her plea now. Judge: Easy councilor, you act like you're late for a racket ball game, or something. Mmm, that's a nice dress. Now, it says here, you're gonna plead guilty to resisting and pay a fine. Carol: Well... Sidney: That's correct sir.
Carol: That's correct. Judge: Aha. You swear. Maggie: Hardly ever. Carol: Your honour, there is something I'd like to say. Judge: Call me Herman. Carol: Just Herman. Judge: Sure, why not? It's my first name. Who the hell are you, sport? Mike: I'm...you know, her brother. Judge: Oh, the parking ticket kid. I'll deal with you later. Mike: Thank you, your holiness. Carol: Look, judge... Judge: Herman. Carol: Herman, I don't think I did any thing wrong. Jason: Carol. Judge: Are you her defendant? Jason: No. Judge: You wanna be? Jason: No, sir Judge: Then, sit. Now, Carol, how do you wanna handle this thing? Carol: Well, what are my choices?
Judge: Oh, I almost forgot about that parking ticket thing.
Jason: Oh, errm... Judge: Mr. Seaver, it says you had four hundred Dollars worth of tickets in your glove compartment. Mike: Ah, yes, your grace. Judge: This is a VW rag top convertible isn't it? Mike: Well yeah, but what does that... Judge: It so happens that I've been looking for one of those for my no account grandkid. I'll give you four hundred Dollars for it. Mike: Four hundred Dollars, well it's worth at least... Judge: We looked in the trunk, Mr. Seaver. Mike: Sold. Happy motoring. Judge: Good decision! Good decision! Now if you folks will excuse me, I got to get back into the court room and send some bad guys to the cooler...just the guilty ones.
Maggie: Honey, I'm so proud of you. Jason: Hey, you were really something. Sidney: I did alright. Mike: Hey, all those weeks of watching LA Law really paid off, huh? Carol: Dad, I just couldn't. Jason: Hey. Carol, it's me who owes you an apology. Thank God you had the good sense to disobey me. Carol: Pardon me? Maggie: Carol, I think what your father's means is that sometimes it's just best to...ignore him. Jason: Something like that. Carol: Thank you. Now I've got to get to the office. Jason: Come on, we'll give you a lift. Carol: Oh, on the way, can we stop at Columbia University? Jason: Sure, why? Carol: I wanna pick up a catalogue. Maggie: Don't we have other catalogues? Carol: Not the pre-law one. Jason: Law? Carol, are you... Carol: Dad, I'm just thinking. Now, it didn't occur to me till last night that something like this could happen to me, and if it can it can happen to anybody. Jason: Law school! Maggie: Alright! Oh honey. Jason: If Carol becomes a lawyer, we won't need Sid anymore. Maggie: Honey, we don't need Sid anymore now.
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TV He drives for the basket, two seconds, he's up, it's good! Mike Jason and Ben: (cheering) TV And the Knicks tie it up! We go into overtime! Jason: Alright here we go! Maggie: Jason! Chrissy and I are getting tired of waiting out in the car. You said the game would be over in thirty seconds. Jason: Great news, honey, the Knicks just tied it up, we're heading into overtime! Maggie: No, we're not. We're going to Chrissy's playschool. Jason: Hon...honey, hey, relax, relax, there's not gonna be any traffic out there. Everybody who calls himself an American is watching this game. Maggie: Jason! What's more important here, this silly game or Chrissy's first day at school? Jason: Hey, hey, hey, did I mention it was overtime? I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Carol: Good, you guys are still here. Here Chrissy, it's my old animal pencil case, with the elephant eraser and the zebra sharpener. Maggie: Oh, it's so sweet of you, isn't it hon... Honey! Jason: Yep, yep, yep. Just putting on my coat. Maggie: You're wearing your coat. Jason: OK, then we have a couple more minutes. Mike: Dad, did you take me to my first day at pre-school? Jason: Yeah, yeah. Missed the seventh game of the world series because of you. Ben: What about me? Jason: Missed the Reagan-Carter debate. That's why you've always been my favourite. Maggie: Look Jason if you don't wanna go... Jason: I wanna go! I'm coming! I wanna go! I've been waiting for Carol to stop babbling here so we could hit the road.
Carol: Mom, Dad, I just think it's wonderful that you two are willing to start all over again with Chrissy, at your age. Just yesterday there was a segment on Operah, People with Kids.
Teacher: Is everybody ready for the toothbrush? Kids: Yeah! Teacher: Everybody brush your teeth! Ready, this is it! Up and down, all around, everybody sit! Maggie: Jason, they're so young. Jason: Course they're young, honey, they're two. Maggie: Not the kids, the parents. Jason: Oh, they're not all that young. Laurie: Excuse me, Dr. and Mrs. Seaver, I'm Laurie McNeill, I used to date Mike. Jason: Oh, yeah, hi Laurie. Laurie: Hi. Hi.
Maggie: Hi. And you have a beautiful baby. Laurie: Thank you, this is Canaan. Maggie: Hi Canaan. Jason: Yeah, look at that, he's got dimples just like Mike. Laurie: Yeah, there's a reason for that. Jason: Huh? Laurie: His Daddy has dimples like Mike's too. Maggie: Oh, his Daddy does! Laurie: Yes. Maggie: Oh. Jason: Oh, that's wonderful. Laurie: It was nice seeing you guys. Jason: Oh, so that's what a stroke feels like. Teacher: Hi, I'm Sally Garner, welcome! Maggie: Hi, Maggie and Jason Seaver and this is Chrissy. Teacher: Hi Chrissy, I am so glad you are in our class. Maggie: Well thanks.
Jason: Wait, wait, wait, you're going out now? Come on, it's after ten! Mike: Come on, Dad, the party won't be going good till at least one or two.
Maggie: Mike! Mike: Guys, guys, lighten up! Weren't you two ever young? Maggie: Not that I can recall. Mike: What'd I say? Jason: Oh, just the worst possible thing at the worst possible time. Mike: I didn't mean it. Jason: You've got a gift. Get out, Mike. Mike: You got it. Jason: Honey, come on, I think you're over reacting... You know sometimes I'm glad Ben is such a klutz; it makes him easier to catch. Maggie: No, let me. I'm in the mood to chew somebody out. Jason: Better him than me.
Maggie: Ben Seaver! Freeze! Do you happen to know what time it is, young man? Ben: My watch says eight thirty. Good night. Maggie: It is ten fifteen, Ben.Ben: Well that's why the night seemed to drag on and on. Maggie: I said, freeze, Mr. And I want the truth. Ben: Oh, Mom, Dad, I'm sorry; I didn't think you'd still be awake. Maggie: Oh, you think it's tough to stay up past ten! Ben: It always has been. Jason: So, you just figured you'd just sneak in; nobody'd be the wiser, huh? Ben: Isn't the important thing here, that I'm home safe? Maggie: Who says you're safe? Jason: Ben, Ben, Ben, don't you think your mother and I are gonna get just a little tired of having this conversation over and over again? Ben: Well, then imagine how I feel. Maggie: Ben, can the wise-guy stuff, I am in no mood.
Maggie: Oh, you wanna see tired? Wait till Chrissy's a teenager. Jason: Oh, well didn't you and I always say that we wanted to grow old together?
Maggie: Yeah. You're only being rational because you're a year younger than me. Jason: Thirteen months. Come on! We got a couple of good years left. Why don't you go and take care of Chrissy while you still can.
Maggie: Coming Chrissy! Mommy's coming! Carol: Mom, Chrissy's crying. Maggie: Thank you, Carol. Carol: Mom, you look tired. Maggie: Well, kids can take a lot out of you. Carol: That's why I intend to have my children when I'm young. Maggie: Oh, it's OK sweetheart, Mommy's here. Mommy's here! You wanna rock a little bit? Chrissy: Yeah. Maggie: Yeah!
Chrissy: Yeah. Maggie: Yeah. You're such a good girl. Just don't say I look good in this chair. Yeah, you're my little angel, aren't you sweetheart? Hmm. For everybody's sake please stay that way. You probably haven't done the math, Chrissy, but by the time you're eighteen, I'm gonna be...Oh, I'm gonna be...
(Maggie's dream) Maggie: We caught you this time, Chrissy Seaver! Jason: This is getting really old, young lady. Chrissy: Tell me about it. Maggie: Chrissy Seaver, where have you been, we have been worried sick about you. Chrissy: Mom, it's only ten thirty. Jason: You've been gone three days. Chrissy: No wonder these clothes kind of smell.
Maggie: Yes. Chrissy: You know, it makes me unhappy when I have to follow your rules. Maggie: Oh, Jason, look, we've made her cry.
Jason: I'm sorry, sweetheart. Chrissy: But now you're gonna ground me! Maggie: Oh, no we aren't, are we Jason? Jason: No, siry! Chrissy: But somehow you're gonna punish me for coming in just a few days late. Jason: Yes, and your punishment will be...think about what you have done and why it's wrong. Chrissy: OK. Done. Well, now that that's settled I'm gonna get something to eat. You guys are the best. Maggie: Oh, Jason, Jason, she's done it again. Jason: She did what? Maggie: She conned us out of punishing her! Jason: Oh, yeah, she's a smart one, isn't she? Well, she cuts classes and gets straight A's. Maggie: Yeah, she's got Mike's soul and Carol's brain.
Chrissy: Hey! There's no food in here!! Maggie: And Ben's appetite. Jason, we can't keep letting her get away with this behaviour. Jason: Oh, think about what it's gonna be like when we're old. Maggie: Jason, we are old. Being thirteen months younger doesn't amount to a hill of beans now, does it, Mr. soft food only? Jason: I'm gonna talk to that girl, Maggie. Maggie: Jason, I... Jason: Yeah, I know what you're gonna say, that she won't listen to reason... Maggie: What? Jason: But didn't my long-winded discussions make a difference with Mike and Carol and...Ben? Maggie: No. Jason: No! Well there's always a first time, Maggie. What did Chrissy do again? Maggie: I'll come with you. Jason: Not there. Chrissy: Na. Yes.
Jason: Fiancé. Maggie: Yes, do something. Jason: Sausage? Maggie: Chrissy, Chrissy, look, do you mean to tell me that you love this...this... Jim: Off road hobbyist? Chrissy: Yes, Mom, I love him very much. Jim: And Doctor and Mrs. Seaver, I'm an honest kind of guy, so I wanna tell you I don't really love your daughter, but with a body like that I'm gonna learn to. Come on Chrissy, hop on, we're gonna be late for the party. Chrissy: OK, I'm ready. Jim: That's what I like about you. Maggie: Oh, what party? Jim: The one in your living room.
Maggie: Oh, Jason, Jason, let's go! Jason: Maggie, we're not invited. Maggie: Jason! Jason: Alright let's go Maggie, come on! Maybe I'll try the old, be your self lecture, you know, the one Mike never listened to? Maggie: No more lectures! I'm taking over...Jason. Jason, you've lost it. I saw this coming from the day we took Chrissy to play school and you wanted to watch that stupid basketball game. Jason: Maggie, you always had such enthusiasm for my skills as a parent. Maggie: Yes, a long time ago. But frankly Jason, and I'll just say it, I've been faking my enthusiasm for years. Jason, have you heard a word I've said? Jason: Did the Knicks win that game, or is my memory faulty? Maggie: Oh. Oh!
Maggie: Oh, my God, I can't believe this! Jason: Yeah, that Jim can really shake his booty. Maggie: Everyone shut up and listen now! Partiers: Wow!
Maggie: Mike, so you have been listening to us all these years! Jason: Us! I didn't hear him quoting you there, Maggie. Mike: Well, when I heard you two were in trouble, I left the office and got here as quick as I could. Maggie: Oh, Mike, I've been meaning to ask you; what is it that you actually do? Mike: Well, I don't really know. I'm very successful. Maggie: Jason, our son is successful. Carol: Mom, Dad! When my parents need me, the supreme court can wait. Is everything alright? Maggie: Oh, everything's wonderful...because of Mike. Ben: I should've known. I left work early for nothing. Jason: Ben, what is it you do again? Ben: I work for Mike.
Mike: As Dad said over and over, it doesn't really matter what we do because we're family, we rally together and we love you guys! Why else would we all still be living in this house? Maggie: Jason, this is like a dream come true. Jason: Oh, if it's a dream, I don't want to wake up, Maggie. Maggie: What? Jason: Wake up, Maggie. Wake up, Maggie.
Jason: Wake up, Maggie. Wake up, Maggie. Maggie, wake up. Wake up, Maggie. Maggie: Jas...Jason, you're so young. Jason: Thank you. Maggie: Oh, and Chrissy's still a baby. Jason: Yep. Maggie: Oh, and...oh and I'm young too. Jason: Mmm. What's all this about? Maggie: Oh, Jason, we're gonna be OK. We're good parents, we're not losing it! We get through to our kids; it doesn't always seem like it, but we do. Even your dumb lectures sink in! Honey, it's OK if we get old, I mean its tough, but when we do, we can count on our kids and I love you and I wanna grow old with you. Jason: Dumb lectures! Wait a minute! What are all those cars doing pulling into our drive-way. Mike's got about thirty kids going up to his place. Maggie, I'm gonna put a stop to this. Maggie: Oh, Jason, don't be too tough on him. We're gonna need him to save the day, after we've lost it. Jason: Uh hu.
Jason: It's a good thing for a guy to know. Maggie: Oh, Chrissy, yes! Yes! Yes! What's this? No.
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Maggie: Oh, and honey, one more thing; I have never, ever faked my enthusiasm for you.
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Stinky: Is it A, Gastropods, B, Marsupials or C, Planaria? Ben: Um...don't help me, here. Stinky: I can't. Ben: Um... It's A, that thing with gas. Stinky: No, it's D, none of the above. Ben: But you didn't even say that! Stinky: I didn't think it was gonna be that. Ben: Ask me another question. Stinky: True or false, Marsupials carry their young in pouches. Ben: Oh, that's gotta be false. I mean, where are these animals gonna buy pouches? And who's gonna sell 'em to 'em? Carol: It's true Ben, it's true, you little rodent! Ben: Carol, you're interrupting! Carol: I can't help it. Ignorance nauseates me! If I haven't mentioned it before, let me mention it now; you're a real disappointment to me. Ben: Did you come in here just to bug me? Carol: Yes. Stinky: Don't let her get you down. My whole family's disappointed in me for hanging out with you. Ben: Ask me another question. Stinky: What's the point? Ben: Just ask me, OK! Stinky: Ben, relax, this test only counts for half our grade. Ben: Stinky, so far the other half of our grade's a D. Stinky: Right, so the worst we can get is a D minus.
