Ben: That's enigmatic man can hardly take so much. Jason: Something wrong, Ben? Ben: The new coach's stupid son Ranny. The kid tricked me 3 times with the stick. Next practice I just gonna him to be sucking the park.
Maggie: Now I don't want to hear that, Benny. If you have a problem with one of your teammates, fighting is not the answer. Ben, what are you doing? Ben: Pumping look. Hi, look, scruting nator ... One, two, one, two... Jason: Now, wait a minute. Did you try telling the coach that Ranny tricked you? Ben: The coach saw the whole thing. Jason: Now come on. You mean to tell me the coach actually taught Ranny to play dirty? Ben: He tells all the kids to play dirty. That's why he hates me. It's common knowledge. I'm finance player. Maggie: Well, that it, Ben. I was afraid this hockey thing was going to be too rough, Jason, I think he'd quit the team. Jason: Oh, Maggie, it's not fair to Ben. Just because the coach that lying, you can make him
Jason: But I do think your coaching method a little offensive. Coach: Hey! I never have losing a season body! Jason: Oh, congratulations, body! The importance for kids here is they learn something. They have no fun! Not win win win at all costs! Coach: That's how we lost Vietnam! You are a wimp, Seaver! Jason: Oh, really? But, you know what you are? Coach: Yes?Jason: You are taking a lot of suffering-mind angry, you're displacing it on these kids. Coach: Haha, you sound like you have been some one of these worthy shrinks! Jason: I'm one of them---worthy shrinks! I mean I'm a psychiatrist. And just because of your
self-absorbed narrow-minded... Coach: Hey! Who you are calling self-absorbed, you got be your badab, pal. Jason: Keep your hands off me, ok? Ben: Hit him, dad! Jason: Ben, it's not a mature people to do ... Coach: I’m mature not... Kids: Hit him, hit him...
Maggie: Glide, two, three...glide...glide, two, three, glide... Carol: Mike, it's the fifth time in the last half hour! Mike: Hey! I'm getting better! Maggie: Good! Let's call it a night. I've got an article to finish.
Mike: Ok, try it again. Glide, two, three...glide...Oh, Carol, it's not lame, it's dance! Carol: Just following your lead! Mike: Spread your hand! Glide, two, three...glide, two, three... Maggie: Mike, you're doing better! Mike: Glide, two,...Well, I think I’ll be able to do it for the day, girl!
Maggie: Ben, how does it go? Ben: It was unbelievable! Jason: Hi, honey, I'm home. Maggie: Jason, What happened?
Jason: Well, I guess you can say Coach Bradgen and I had a brief but meaningful exchange of ideas. Ben: In faith dam goddam good! Mike: All right, dad! Maggie: Jason, you mean you actually got a fight with a coach? Jason: Well, he talked the swine at me, Maggie, I had to defend myself. Maggie: Oh, I'd better got some ice for that eye. Ben: Mike! You should see it! Kill....them....boo....fuck....He never had a chance! Mike: Hey! We are here well at win side, hi, Jason, the animal Seaver, and along with the set-win side is the animal's manager, Benjamin Boxy Seaver. Tell us, Boxy, how did you get the chance blood-boiling for today's bomb?Ben: I show them all the son’s poor card.…Mike: Well, animal, what's the next? Jason: Another one more... Maggie: Aha,... Jason: And I'm going to retire to pursuit psychiatry full time.
Jason: Ben, the fight! Ben: Yes! That's Ranny Brogton walked over and put me out of my chair. Jason: Ranny Bragten? Ben: Yeah! I said: "Ranny, I don't know what makes me sicker, you or this lunch?" Then I did what Jason, the animal Seaver would have done. I gave him a knock sandwich. Maggie: Well, animal, are you proud of yourself? Jason: No, Maggie, I'm not proud. Ben! Is Ranny ok? Ben: Yeah, Miss Finkel came in and broke it up. But tomorrow we’d high noon we meet on the monkey bus. I know one of us makes falls to the Forth Grade! Maggie: Oh, I've had enough of this. I'm going down to talk to Brogton myself.
Jason: No. no, Maggie, I start this whole thing, so, I guess that is time I showed, Ben, how a real man fights his battles. Ben: Oh, right, Dad! Jason: Come on. Ben!
Coach: Let's see how often makes it happen in the corner, the left isn’t looking. What are you doing? Ranny demonstrate. Ranny: Ok. Dad. Coach: Perfect! Now the game! We should make your follow what that punch. Kally: Excuse me, coach? Isn't it a legal? Coach: This is hockey, Kally, you want a legal? Gonna a law school. Ben: Ok, so who makes the first blow? Jason: I do. You just follow my lead. Ben: I got it. Ranny: Dad! Look who's here?
Rally: How come your dad isn’t rolling up the sleaves?Ben: When he starts to fight muscles they should pop up by itself Coach: It's rematch time Seaver, now you want me to start it, I'll start. Jason: Ok! You want to hit me, go ahead, fine, hit me and not worried about me. And not worry about you and these kids! If we cannot teach our children fighting is not the answer,
then we have failed as parents and human beings. So come on! You can hit me! Or you can shake my hands. Choice’s yours. Coach: Seaver... Jason: Oop! Ben: No. Boot him, Dad! Coach: Oh. come. show your kid you'll really make that. Jason: Come on ,Ben, we're going home. Ben: What? Kids: Hahaha...
Maggie: Mike, you’d getto move on, Jennifer’s gonna be here in ten minutes. Mike: Oh, my god! It's off to shower and shave. Carol: Cheat another mouth already? Mike: Glide, two, three...Glide, two, three...Glide, two, three... Oh. my god, I got a sit. Carol: There is a god! Maggie: Hi, Ben? Ben: I need a drink! Maggie: Jason, what happened? Jason: Well, Coach Brogon called me a wimp, and he punched me as hard as he could at my stomach. Now comes the ruff part of the evening. Jason: Ben, Ben, milk is not the answer. Ben: I can't believe you check it out today! Jason: Now hold on ,right here, lots of kids got benefit for that. Ben: Oh, sure, hit me. Jason: Good. Ben: I’m sure to make a point.
Jason: Ben, we don't have an electric wheelchair. Ben: No. We could get a machine gun. Bloom him broken away like a Ramble. Jason: Ok. all right all right. Let's say we do that! Ben: Oh,right! We won! Jason: Think we've won! And then you're back at home and you take a shower and you're getting ready for bed, suddenly an alarm comes. Mrs Brogton. Ben: And wash hour? Jason: No, in our living room. and she brings Ranny machine gun, and she wipes our mum and Carol. Ben: oh
Jason: And then what’d we do? Ben: For one thing we cook for ourselves, and... Jason: come on. Ben, don't you want get even? Ben: Yeah, we trade the Volvol and get a tank.Jason: yeah, that's good, good, Ben! And I happened to get them taken and I blood over the block, and I blow them over all the way. Ben: Oh, right! Jason: hi, wait, Ben, they booby trap the front line. Ben: I'm sorry to hear that, dad. Jason: En .So just I’m putting the away that tank and your father get blown to Connecticut. Ben: Oh, my gosh! Jason: So you see what I'm getting in. Ben: Yeah, I've been life-long with Mike!
Ben: Pretty good, mum. Carol: Ahh, that must be Jennifer. Poor girl, she's no idea what Mike gonna do to her feet tonight. Jennifer, A neat dress. Come on in. Jennifer: Thank you. Carol: Oh my god, open-toed shoes. Jennifer: Pardon? Carol: Never mind. Maggie: Hi, Jennifer, Don’t you look pretty good. Mike: Jennifer! Maggie: Mike, you look so handsome.
Ben: Yeah! Just like the waiter in that fish restaurant. Jennifer: Mike, I got terrible news. The wedding is off. Mike: What? Jennifer: My sister cut her agreement confessional with her mate Mark. She broke the whole thing off. Mike: After all I've been through. How did she do this to me? Carol: We call him Mr. Sensitivity. Mike:Jenniferwhatdoesthishappen?Iwantyoutogohereandcallyoursisterrightnowand taught him sense that girl to go away their life for a while. Jennifer: Mike, it's no use. It's all over. Mike: I'm just asking you to call her. Jennifer: I can't do that. Mike: Why? Maybe she can marry somebody else. Jennifer: Mike? Mike: Ok. ok. fine. Ok, come on. Jennifer: what? Mike: Just come on.
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Ben: Woooo!! Carol: Give it back! Ben: No way!Carol: Give it back! Ben: No way! Look out Mom, she's a wild woman!
Mike: Mom, did you just wax this floor? 'Cause I picked up an incredible amount of speed... Jason: Aarrgghhh!!!! Mike: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong!! Maggie: Jason, Jason, go back to work. I'll take care of this. Jason: Aarrghh!! Mike: Mom, it was an accident I swear. Maggie: Mike, this is your last warning. If we catch you skateboarding in the house again, you lose your phone privileges, your stereo, and your allowance for two months. Mike: Mom!! Maggie: Aarrghh!!
Mike: Ok! Maggie: Oh hi Richie. Richie: Hi Mrs. Seaver. Carol: Oh no. Maggie: Richie, didn't you collect for the paper yesterday? Richie: Oh, this isn't a professional visit Mrs. Seaver, I'm here... Carol: Richie, I told you to meet me at the library. Richie: Well, I just thought...I mean, in the light of our new relationship and all...Well that we could work here. Mike: Relationship!! What are you guys now? Like boyfriend and girlfriend, huh? Kind o' going steady. Richie: Didn't she tell you? Carol and I are married. Maggie: It's a Social Studies project.Richie: Yeah. We have to work out a budget for a married couple. Carol: A simulated married couple.
Maggie: Not another word.(He hums "Here comes the Bride".)
Maggie: Hi. Jason: Thanks honey. Just sit it on the desk there please. Maggie: Ok. Sure. Listen Jason. Why don't you take a break. We could have a little chat.
Jason: Oh, I can't honey. I really gotta get this done. Maggie: Oh? But how about a short break? And then we could talk and... Jason: Maggie, no. I really gotta finish up here. Maggie: But don't you think a little conversation and... Jason: Maggie!! What do you want to talk about? Maggie: Who me? Oh nothing. Jason: Ok. Maggie: Gosh. Look at this picture of the kids. Mike must have been about eight years old. Wasn't he a cutey pie? Jason: I believe the word his second grade teacher used was, "devil boy".
Maggie: Oh, come on. He sent her a card in the hospital. Jason: Yeah. Maggie: Oh and look at Carol. She was always such a quick learner. Jason: Yeah. That's why she's got alphabet soup up her nose. Maggie: Yeah. Little Ben, he was always such happy baby. Jason: Yeah. I remember the way he used to laugh, every time he'd fill a diaper. Maggie: Oh yeah!! Ha ha. You know? I was over at Ellen Harper's the other day, and I saw Jessica take her first steps... Jason: Aha. Maggie: Oh, it was so exciting. Jason: I would think so. The girl's seventeen. Maggie: You're thinking of Marjorie. Jason: Marjorie, yes...
Mike: Hey, I haven't seen you crazy kids since you got back from the honeymoon. Hey Richie,
did you have any trouble finding a hotel that would take pets? Carol: Mike! Richie: It's alright Carol. I'll handle this. Mike...I'll have to ask you to take that back. Mike: No, no, Richie, don't get me wrong. I mean Carol's a great catch, and as soon as she's cleaned scaled and deboned, she's fine. Richie: Hey now I'm warning you Mike! Nobody talks to my simulated wife like that. 'Cause simulated or not, I love her. Carol: Aaarrrghh!!! Richie: Ah. Now see what you've done? Honey, don't cry. Your Richie's coming. Mike: Hey
Ben: What are you crazy? Mom told you not to do that. Mike: What are gonna do? Tell on me. Ben: I'm kicking it around. Mike: How you gonna prove it? (skateboard crashes through the window) Ben: Oh, I don't think evidence will be such a problem. Mike: Ben! Ben! Ben! What can I say about you that hasn't already been said? Ben: That I'm about to become a rich man. Mike: Look Ben! You've gotta take the rap for me here. Now you're a first time offender, Mom and Dad will only make you pay for the window, and I'll pay you back for that. Ben: That, plus thirty Bucks. Mike: Thirty Bucks Ben: Overhead. Mike: Ben, I don't have that kind 'o money! Ben: I'm sorry to hear that Mike. Jason: Hey, what's going on in there!! Mike: Ben, you're my brother, I love you!!
Jason: Well sorry just isn't good enough Ben!! This is gonna come out of your allowance! And if we ever catch you skateboarding in the house again, you're gonna discover the true
meaning of the word "sorry". Maggie: Well, I'd better clean up that broken glass. Mike: Alright little bro. We handled that pretty well. Ben: Freeze sleaze!! Mike: What? Ben: I believe we had a little arrangement. Mike: Wait, wait a minute Ben. You didn't take that little joke about the servant business seriously did you? Ben: Oh Mom! Mike: Quiet!
Ben: Ah. Mike: I'm pampering you silly.
Richie: I have my figures ready. We're still way under budget. Carol: Richie, you've got zero Dollars down for entertainment. Richie: I kind 'o figured we'd have home entertainment. How do you think we got eleven children? Carol: Eleven children !! I don't believe this, I mean first you buy me and then you turn me into a baby machine!! Richie: I thought that's what we both wanted.
Maggie: You know, I've been thinking... Jason: Sure, fine, think. Maggie: ...about that summer home on Skwarm Lake. You know maybe we should hold off putting down that deposit. Jason: Sure, fine, hold off. Maggie: Because, if we stay home this summer maybe we could add that new room onto the house. Jason: Sure, fine, add a room. Maggie: I was thinking we'd need an addition because, I might be having a baby. Jason: Sure, fine, have a baby...
Jason: A baby? Maggie: Now, I'm not sure yet. The doctor has to call back at two o' clock with the test results. Jason: A baby! Maggie: Oh Jason, I didn't tell you sooner because I knew you needed to concentrate on your article, but then I got so nervous waiting for the doctor's call... Jason: Maggie!! You know what this means? It means, we're having a baby!! Maggie: You mean you're glad? Jason: Glad ?!!! Ha, ha, ha!! Maggie, "glad" doesn't begin to describe how I feel...I feel...really glad Maggie: But Jason, I thought you didn't want to have another child. Jason: That was before I got to know him.
Richie: Oh Carol, you gotta come back, I can't make it alone on my budget. Carol: Hey, you've got just as much money as I do. Richie: I've got all eleven kids. We live in a shack...all we have to eat is fish food. Carol: Richie, I think you're getting a little carried away here. Richie: Hey, I think I'm allowed to get a little carried away for my sixty Dollars. Carol: What are you talking about? Richie: Oh, that's what I had to pay to get you as a partner. Carol: Richie, that's crazy. I mean, that's a lot of money. Richie: Ah, money isn't everything Carol. I would have paid six hundred Dollars for you, if that's what it took.
